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Tacos for Tuesday and a side of 'dad jokes'!
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Oct 28, 2025, 7:31 AM
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Seems 'happy' remains a bit scarce. If it could be purchased, my guess is it's 'buy one, get two misery free'.
Two women playing golf watch in horror as one of their drives heads directly at a men's foursome. The ball struck one and he immediately clasped his hands over his groin, dropped to the ground and rolled in agony.
Rushing to him, the woman said, "I'm so sorry...let me help...I'm a physical therapist. I can relieve your pain if you'll let me." He replied, "Oh, no...I'll be fine in a few minutes." Still, curled up in a fetal position, it was clear he was in real agony. At her insistence, he agreed.
She gently moved his hands aside, loosened his pants and slipped her hands inside. She administered a tender, expert massage for half an hour, then asked, "How does that feel?"
He replied, "It's great! I still think my thumbs broken!"
Have a spicy Tuesday...beam those smiles, Tiger Nation! Go Tigers, ALWAYS!
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Clemson Sports Icon [59886]
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Re: Tacos for Tuesday and a side of 'dad jokes'!
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Oct 28, 2025, 7:46 AM
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Why do blurry people always ask me if I've been drinking?
Whoever put the "S" in "Fast Food" was a Marketing genius.
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Paw Warrior [4999]
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Re: Tacos for Tuesday and a side of 'dad jokes'!
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Oct 28, 2025, 7:52 AM
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine...
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Rival Killer [2789]
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Happy Tuesday!
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Oct 28, 2025, 7:55 AM
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [109427]
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lol***
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Oct 28, 2025, 8:05 AM
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Re: Tacos for Tuesday and a side of 'dad jokes'!
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Oct 28, 2025, 9:07 AM
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Why are there no losers in a dachshund race?
Because they are all wieners.
What do you call a zoo with no animals except one dog?
A shitzu.
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Oculus Spirit [40202]
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The Rhett is back from his hiatus
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Oct 28, 2025, 1:07 PM
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Btw, prayers for Jamaica getting battered by Hurricane Melissa. Supposed to be the worst the island has ever seen.
Also hoping it doesn't track it's way up the east coast where some of y'all are and used to be.
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Legend [6713]
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Re: Tacos for Tuesday and a side of 'dad jokes'!
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Oct 28, 2025, 9:08 AM
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“Muffins” spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven.
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Ultimate Tiger [34374]
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Groan award!!
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