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I passed a dead skunk on the highway this AM
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I passed a dead skunk on the highway this AM

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Nov 20, 2024, 8:19 AM

freshly killed. The aroma was intense to say the least.

I can still smell it in my clothes as I sit here at my desk right now 30 minutes later. Ugh.

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BUTT, and this is very important, was it in the MIDDLE of the road?

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Nov 20, 2024, 8:21 AM

https://youtu.be/Uu5hzc2Mei4

If you have ever actually smelled real skunk, you will not confuse it with ANY other scent, no way, no how. As the OP said, the smell is so thick, it seems to want to stick to you and follow you around. And, it's stinking to high heaven.

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well, middle of lane, straddled it

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Nov 20, 2024, 8:26 AM

couldn't turn off vents fast enough.

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The blood and the guts, they gonna make you swoon.

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Nov 20, 2024, 8:29 AM

ARGGH, ACKK, PFTTMMST.

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...stinking to high heaven!'

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Nov 20, 2024, 3:13 PM [ in reply to BUTT, and this is very important, was it in the MIDDLE of the road? ]

Can you imagine following that line with a guitar riff?

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That's called dank and you're still in your car.***

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Nov 20, 2024, 8:49 AM



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drunk at the putt putt.


Bros boss thinks he smoked a fatty on the commute ****

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Nov 20, 2024, 8:53 AM



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Re: That's called dank and you're still in your car.***

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Nov 20, 2024, 1:23 PM [ in reply to That's called dank and you're still in your car.*** ]

Speaking of - have you been to the Middle Eastern food truck that's parked in the parking lot of the Smoke Shop on Monroe Rd? If you haven't, I do recommend.

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I actually like the smell bc smells like

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Nov 20, 2024, 8:52 AM



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yeah me too

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Nov 20, 2024, 9:34 AM

except when the scent is coming from one of my dogs 😃

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Not in the company of the skunk.

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Nov 20, 2024, 3:14 PM [ in reply to I actually like the smell bc smells like ]

The after-smell is kinda pleasant to me.

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I gotta say

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Nov 20, 2024, 10:16 AM

there's 100x more skunks in this neck of the woods than any area I grew up in.

Been trying to figure out if there's a correlation to acorn crop / deer movement to skunk movement.

I think no correlation. There's just a fuckton of skunks up here.

Fun story:
I was walkin dog one night, as I always do, on the side walk coming up on one of my neighbors yards right? Well it was dark, vis was meh, but I seen this like white lookin (what I thought) pile of trash (it was trash pick up next morning).

Then my dog froze (walk him off leash), growlin, hair up (never does this). He heels on command, what not, so I'm like, chill out bro.

Then that damntrash pile starts moving.

My worst fears are playing in my head.

It's a COTTAM SKUNK.

Threw the slip lead on hisass so quick and noped the #### outta there. We were like 5-10 yards max from that sombich.

Looked just like this guy:


That dude tore my neighbors yard UP. Idk what they finally did to get rid of him, but I didn't see him after those 3 or 4 days when I ran into him consistently.

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Sounds like you need to track some data on excel


Nov 21, 2024, 8:46 AM

Acorn harvest, deer population, skunk population, milk in the freezer, lint trap cleaned?

We need answers!

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that STINKS!***

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Nov 20, 2024, 12:03 PM



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Re: I passed a dead skunk on the highway this AM

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Nov 20, 2024, 10:04 PM

Saw this thread earlier and wanted to comment, but freakin' parole board hearings, man.

Anyway, back in May I was tripping on shrooms and went down to this creek behind my house, water all trickling and glistening pretty and stuff, then I hear this grunting noise, and look behind me to see a racoon bearing down, hackles up and teeth bared.

Rabid, the bastage was, I realized at once, and I gotta say, while you can drink alcohol on shrooms and not feel a thing, and you can do molly or blow and feel nothing neither, a rush of sweatergod fight or flight adrenaline will sober yo axx up quick.

RIP little coon.

I didn't want to beat your guts out with a tree branch.

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Speaking of aromas, I had an excellent evacuation this mawn.


Nov 21, 2024, 8:59 AM

Nice bouquet of chicken pasta alfredo for lass nite.

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