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GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 7:20 AM
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The Tigers descend on A-Town
To take on The Bees Who Fall Down.
Is this the last strawwwl
For Ol’ Granny Pawwwl,
Or will the nerds keep him around?
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 7:40 AM
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It’s tough for a team like GT
To blossom emotionally.
What Paul Johnson wants
Is offense that flaunts
It’s love of the backward-bent knee.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 7:48 AM
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Sung to the Yellow Jacket fight song;
"There the Rambin' Wreck from Ga.Tech
and their car an old antique.
It has no horn, just one tail light, and the yellow chassis squeaks.
They need a newer model, not now but for next year
And maybe P.J. can be their man to
drive it down to here"!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 7:56 AM
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Beyond any shred of suspicion,
This week we’ll see true Bee submission.
We’ve played options twice -
Prepared and precise,
Our D’s on a rush-crushing mission.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 7:58 AM
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The football team from Ga Tech
Still runs the option, what the heck
The option's still great said the coach
Not dead or dying like a poisoned roach
But, offense is workin' like a ramblin' wreck
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 8:17 AM
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Techs offense is a racket
But Venables can hacket
PJs face'l get wrinkled
Their OL will get crinkled
Makes me glad Im not a Jacket
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The weather in hotlanta is bound to be warm
Sep 17, 2018, 8:41 AM
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And the jackets will be looking to swarm.
But when the Tigers arrive, they will destroy the hive,
And send the techies scrambling back to their dorm.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 9:35 AM
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They’ll drive their old noisy jalopy,
Then crank up that option that’s floppy -
You’d think engineers
With brains ‘tween their ears
Could generate something less sloppy.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 11:20 AM
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The Jackets will try to beat us with that option attack
And they do have a good running quarterback
But Wilkins & Big Dex turn up the heat,
Clelan puts Marshall on his back seat
Pretty soon that option looks all out of whack!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 11:43 AM
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Old Paul doesn't really have much of a chance
Against our D-line, his option will not advance
The Wreck goes down
Paul's wearing a frown
As he walks off the field in a trance!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 11:48 AM
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When Bobby Dodd Stadium fillz,
You Tech fans won’t get many thrillz.
Just save you some money
And head downtown, honey!
Go get one ‘em A-T-L grillz!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 11:56 AM
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There was a man named Paul
Who had rather a grandmotherly jaw
When Clemson comes to town
They pound Tech into the ground
And he'll let Techs facilities take the fall.
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There once was a lady from Atlanta, who...
Sep 17, 2018, 11:59 AM
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said GT sucks
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 1:18 PM
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He smooths out his floral bedspread
And pulls a sleep cap on his head -
He rubs on hand lotion
In slow, gentle motion,
Then Paul dons his muumuu for bed.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 1:48 PM
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Cut blocking’s a skillful endeavor -
You have to be handsome and clever
And basically genius
With ice intravenous,
And then, like, fall down or whatever.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 8:09 PM
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Just one of their unexplained whys:
These jaundiced, stripe-jacketed flies
Have deemed themselves “wreck.”
You don’t have to check -
It’s true! This crowd self-prophesies!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2018, 6:31 AM
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They’ll polish their pocket protectors
And fill up their White-Out correctors -
The nerds will be prepped,
But soon overstepped
By or’nge opposition rejectors.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2018, 10:02 AM
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Paul Johnson's cut back on the cobbler,
But still there's that little neck gobbler -
His cardio plan
Is rigorous, man,
But progress is slow. He's a hobbler.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2018, 1:53 PM
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I fell on a sidewalk in Raleigh -
Fell right on my face and said, “Golly!”
I got feelin’ better,
Then I got a letter -
GT offered me a full scholly!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2018, 10:25 PM
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They’re gonna test out a new uni!
Perhaps if they make ‘em balloony,
Their undersized guys
Will grow bigger thighs
And not look so dirty and puny...
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 19, 2018, 8:08 AM
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Presumably, Bee hopes are thin.
Their linemen get socked in the chin,
Then ol’ Mammy Pawl
Gets up in their craw
And beats ‘em with her rolling pin.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 19, 2018, 8:06 PM
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GT’s geometrical minds
See scheme as it slowly unwinds
And alter their plan.
The problem, though, man?
BV straight-up whips their behinds!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2018, 3:41 PM
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It’s frequently done at the Roach,
Where has-beens are ripe for the poach,
And now at GT
I think it should be
About time to find a new coach.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2018, 8:30 AM
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The Bobby Dodd air will get rowdy -
Those nerds will get crazy and loudy
When halftime’s ovations
Are caused by equations
Solved publicly. They’ll be so proudy!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2018, 1:58 PM
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We’re down an LB - what a shame.
You’d think that might slow down our game,
But GT will realize
Our 2-deep’s idealized
For making them sad that we came.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2018, 7:30 PM
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It looks as if Pawl has a plan
To focus where we’re down a man.
Now, that being said,
He’ll fall on his head
Along with his linemen again.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2018, 8:25 PM
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The nature photographers see
You-name-it - from whale down to flea -
But this week they’re ready
To see, cameras steady,
A big Tiger prey on a bee.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2018, 9:23 PM
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The Peach State’s perennial power
Does not sport a bulldoggish glower -
The “technical school”
Has owned that pup fool,
But we’ll make ALL Georgia folks cower...
If you can hitch a ride, see ya in the CFP, puppies...
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2018, 10:07 PM
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It’s quite an intriguing dynamic -
Atlanta is high-acadamic,
And you might get shanked
Before your car’s cranked.
It’s much like fine toilet ceramic.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2018, 7:24 AM
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It’s Gameday - let’s spot the dang ball!
Somebody give PJ a call -
He carries no cell,
So you’ll have to tell
The Hardee’s gal who calls him “doll.”
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2018, 8:49 AM
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Collections of nerds wearing yellow
Are starting to stir and to bellow,
But Pawl’s been awake
Since four (goodness sake)
To watch QVC and eat Jell-O.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2018, 1:07 PM
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I guess we’re on upset alert.
You’d think that might get feelings hurt,
But Dabo and crew
Gon’ do what they do -
Keep squishing Pawl’s Bees in the dirt.
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