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Ring of Honor [21862]
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Good Friday 'Dad Joke' morning, Tigers!
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Mar 7, 2025, 7:39 AM
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Two cups of coffee downed...time to groan...or smile!
What do you call a snowman with a 6-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!  (Pretty clever, to me!)
Raise the bar, T-Netters!
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Mar 7, 2025, 7:40 AM
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A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Michael says, "I want to be a paramedic. I want to be able to help people when they need it."
The teacher replies, "Excellent choice Michael. That career fits you perfectly. Next?"
Anna says, "I want to be a veterinarian. I love animals and hate to see them in pain."
The teacher replies, "Very good. I'll bring my cats to you when you start your clinic."
Johnny says, "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b!t¢h with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.
Susie says, "I wanna be Johnny's b!t¢h!"
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Re: Good Friday 'Dad Joke' morning, Tigers!
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Mar 7, 2025, 8:33 AM
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Good one!
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Dynasty Maker [3301]
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Mar 7, 2025, 7:42 AM
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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks "Is this stool taken?" :0)
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Ultimate Tiger [33774]
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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Mar 7, 2025, 7:55 AM
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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Air used to be free at the gas station, but now it's $2.50 because of inflation.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
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Re: Good Friday 'Dad Joke' morning, Tigers!
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Mar 7, 2025, 8:33 AM
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+1 for abdominal snowman!
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Ultimate Tiger [33413]
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Happy Solid Orange Friday, Tigers!
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Mar 7, 2025, 8:38 AM
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Why did Pepe Le Pew have to stand in the corner?
He was a little stinker.
If you don’t know who Pepe Le Pew is, you have my condolences. Google it and be prepared to learn some real, classic culture.
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Re: Happy Solid Orange Friday, Tigers!
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Mar 7, 2025, 8:44 AM
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All-In [11043]
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I miss the days of risqué cartoons and stinky Frenchman!
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Mar 9, 2025, 4:15 AM
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Nm
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [100818]
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lol***
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Mar 7, 2025, 8:51 AM
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Some Friday Contemplations....
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Mar 7, 2025, 8:59 AM
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1) What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
2) My wife says that I never listen to her....or something like that.
3) Is there ever a day that mattresses are Not on sale?
4) I really want to grow my own food but I can't seem to find any bacon seeds.
5) If you are illegally parked in Frog parking, will you eventually be TOAD?
Bada Bing!
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Mar 7, 2025, 9:07 AM
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet
Supplies!
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Solid Orange [1392]
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Mar 7, 2025, 9:13 AM
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Why do fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [100778]
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Hey Jedi Kermit..you owe me a cup of coffee
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Mar 7, 2025, 9:25 AM
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Since I spit up mine reading your joke!!
Yep, being a billionaire could have more perks than I ever realized.
LOL~
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Dynasty Maker [3116]
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?
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Mar 7, 2025, 9:25 AM
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By son
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Paw Master [17376]
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The Doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him!!!
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Mar 7, 2025, 9:39 AM
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The Judge gave me 15 years! 'Problem solved'!!
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Mar 7, 2025, 10:19 AM
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Alot of women say their husband never listens. I am proud to say I have never heard mine say that.
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Game Changer [1830]
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Mar 7, 2025, 10:24 AM
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They say if Momma isn't Happy then Nobody's Happy. So they call me Happy now....
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Mar 7, 2025, 10:30 AM
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Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race and changes your life forever… We call these people cops.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [102348]
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A wife of 30 yrs asked hubby...
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Mar 7, 2025, 10:46 AM
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'Hon, if I die are you going to remarry?'
Hubby, "I reckon I will.'
Wife, 'Is she gonna live here?'
Hubby, "I recon so."
Wife, 'Is she gonna take care of you like I do?'
Hubby, "I reckon she will."
Wife, 'You gonna let her wear my clothes?'
Hubby, "Naw, she'd way to small for that."
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All-In [11043]
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True story for 88! I got another true story about 88.
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Mar 9, 2025, 4:19 AM
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Will try and click it out when I wake back up. I'm getting old and my prostate wake me up every 3 hrs.
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Dynasty Maker [3253]
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Re: Good Friday 'Dad Joke' morning, Tigers!
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Mar 10, 2025, 12:13 PM
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Salty thanks for your posts and others who share jokes with us. Your icon picture of the baby looks like he/she is saying "You not the mama!"
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Ring of Honor [21862]
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Thank you for the kind words...and I'm sure
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Mar 10, 2025, 12:28 PM
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The other contributors agree!
The pic is of one of my grandsons...just hours after his birth...a month early! It cracks me up to this day...a high-quality "WTH?" look if ever there was one! A year later, he's mellowed a bit!
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