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Gentle 'Dad Jokes' Sunday...

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Salty55®

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Gentle 'Dad Jokes' Sunday...

May 18, 2025, 7:27 AM

Well, the day may be gentle...with this clan, can't say the same for what follows!

What are bees knees called? Burger joints. (Let's groan in unison...

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I'm so old I've dialed a rotary phone, listened to music on an 8-track (I miss the 'hiss'), watched a black & white TV with metal 'rabbit ears' (our huddled mass watching 'Hogans Heros' after Harcombe!), and went a whole day without thinking of taking a selfie!

Breaking News:
A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic horses inserted in his...ahem...rear. Doctors have described his condition as 'stable'!

Note to self:
Buy a sword.
Name it 'Kindness'.
Kill people with 'Kindness'! (I kid! I kid! Generally speaking!)

Enjoy this splendid Sunday, T-Nation! Finish the job, 'Diamond Gals'!

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Re: Gentle 'Dad Jokes' Sunday...

May 18, 2025, 7:52 AM

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Heres a joke for all the psychics on T-Net

May 18, 2025, 8:05 AM

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
Panta Rhei Heraclitus

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Re: Gentle 'Dad Jokes' Sunday...

May 18, 2025, 8:11 AM

T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt.
It's because of the small arms.

Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.

When combined, the first 3 letters of Denmark and Sweden spell Sweden. When combined, the remaining letter spell Denmark.

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My brain: 5% names, 5% knowledge, 90% song lyrics

May 18, 2025, 8:55 AM

I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them. I can also tell when they're standing.

Me: "I am surpriswd at how tired I was by that exercise".
Personal Trainer: "That was the tour of the gym".

In a family:
Oldest child - I make the rules
Middle child - I'm the reason we have rules
Youngest child - The rules don't apply to me.