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Friday 'Dad Joke'...you were warned!
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Jan 24, 2025, 7:13 AM
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Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One is a salted. (A ten word joke...  )
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LOl...I'm appalled***
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Even worse ...
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Jan 24, 2025, 7:33 AM
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Do you know why you never see elephants hiding in trees?
It’s because they’re so good at it.
How did I know my girlfriend thought I was invading her privacy?
She wrote about it in her diary.
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Re: Even worse ...
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Jan 24, 2025, 7:55 AM
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Why are alligators flat?
Because sometimes the elephants fall out of trees
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All-In [10560]
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We had a book of elephant jokes back in the 70s/80s
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Jan 24, 2025, 9:08 AM
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I wish I could remember even a fraction of them. I can only remember enough of most of them to know I don't remember enough of them to make it funny! So I'll spare you all!
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What did Tennessee..The same thing that Arkansas.***
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Re: Even worse ...
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Why can't you find elephants in the jungle?
Because they hide in the cherry trees.
What is the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries.
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Re: You might be a redneck if
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Jan 24, 2025, 8:03 AM
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You have 10 cars in your yard, but the only thing mobile is your home.
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Re: Friday 'Dad Joke'...you were warned!
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Jan 24, 2025, 8:08 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the dummy’s house.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
The chicken.
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lol***
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Jan 24, 2025, 8:18 AM
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Re: Friday 'Dad Joke'...you were warned!
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Jan 24, 2025, 8:22 AM
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My friend is addicted to brake fluid, but says he can stop anytime.
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Re: Friday 'Dad Joke'...you were warned!
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Jan 24, 2025, 9:02 AM
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey!
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What did the horse say when he tripped?
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Jan 24, 2025, 10:26 AM
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"HELP, I've fallen and I can't giddyup"!!!
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Re: Friday 'Dad Joke'...you were warned!
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Jan 24, 2025, 10:46 AM
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Was the assailant ever "Arroasted"??
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Re: Friday 'Dad Joke'...you were warned!
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Jan 24, 2025, 11:41 AM
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3 Nuns go to confession, 1st says I touched a man's crotch, Bishop says wash your hands in the holy water and say 3 hail Mary's. The 2 Nun says to the 3rd Nun, you go first and 3rd nun says why. 2 nun says I'm not putting that holy water in my mouth after your butt has been in it.
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Cows....
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Jan 24, 2025, 12:13 PM
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When my kid's were little any time we were driving and I saw a bunch of cows I would always say: Look a flock of cows!
One of the kids inevitably said: Herd of cows dad
Me: Of course I’ve heard of them, there’s a flock of them right over there!
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Two peanuts walk out of a bar.
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Jan 24, 2025, 3:29 PM
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Both are roasted.
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Jan 24, 2025, 3:48 PM
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Three moles tunneling through the ground. 1st mole says, “I smell honey”. 2nd mole says,“I smell honey”. 3rd mole says,”All I smell is molasses”.
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Re: Friday 'Dad Joke'...you were warned!
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Jan 24, 2025, 5:52 PM
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What's the name of a monster that also dances?.........A Boogie Man!
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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
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Jan 24, 2025, 4:47 PM
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Because they are extinct!
BaZinga!
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For the Math crowd, if your house is cold then....
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Jan 24, 2025, 4:49 PM
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go stand in the corner. It is always 90 degrees there!
BaZinga!
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