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Dual Update: Deer Wars / Mower Saga
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Dual Update: Deer Wars / Mower Saga

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Jun 20, 2025, 12:45 PM
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First, I got the mower back from the shop. It was a best case scenario. A "massive" (their words) clump of grass got impacted between the belt and pulley, and started burning the belt. Belt was OK because I didn't run it when it started smoking. $57 for 30 min. of shop labor. I'm taking that as a win, and a lesson not to run it on a 2 when my grass is at a 4+.

Second, the deer have penetrated my beefed-up defenses (aluminum wire) and are back to stripping my precious tree. p6fuller® I put down the spray, to no avail. I'm about at KenM_Tigerfann®'s rec of the motion sensor sprinkler because I think I can tuck it back far enough (giggity) not to soak an overnight amazon driver. But, I took a loss last night to learn more about my enemy. Here I saw concerned about these mf-effers going over or around my defenses. Nah, these crafty devils are going UNDER. So, I'm going to run a few more lines and see if that does the trick. If not, time for the sprayer. Or some motion sensor halloween decorations.

https://i.imgur.com/n0yy11m.mp4

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drunk at the putt putt.


This mower situation is deeply concerning to me.

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Jun 20, 2025, 12:47 PM
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You are an adult male, correct?

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Assigned at birth.***

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Jun 20, 2025, 12:52 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


I would have pulled that grass clump out for $56.

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Jun 20, 2025, 1:07 PM
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Next time HMU.

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What else can I get pulled for $56?***

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Jun 20, 2025, 1:36 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


A little juice on that wire would have turned the deer around***

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Jun 20, 2025, 1:04 PM
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Or, a simple 'no deer allowed' sign.***

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Jun 20, 2025, 1:09 PM
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That would certainly work. May be better off getting the

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Jun 20, 2025, 1:10 PM
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homeowners association to make a no deer policy. That'd keep em out of the whole hood.

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We see how well that's working for Beefie and his shopping carts.***

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Jun 20, 2025, 1:35 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


That thing is gone! Took sending the same email twice.

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Jun 20, 2025, 2:22 PM
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Wife made me send back the wire energizer.***

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Jun 20, 2025, 1:36 PM [ in reply to A little juice on that wire would have turned the deer around*** ]
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drunk at the putt putt.


Well, that's not shocking.

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Jun 20, 2025, 1:46 PM
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Much like velociraptors, it's not the deer you see.

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Jun 20, 2025, 1:16 PM
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It's the ones you don't.



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Re: who's smarter than a deer and lawnmower**

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Jun 20, 2025, 1:17 PM
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?

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Id recommend LSD as a deer deterrent.

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Jun 20, 2025, 1:33 PM
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They start munching on a dosed tree they’ll be turning around in circles, laying on their backs looking at stars contemplating the cosmos, and listening to their old Dead bootlegs. But they won’t be hongry.

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Have you tried clipped on dryer sheets?

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Jun 20, 2025, 2:12 PM
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That’s what we do at the lake and it seems to work. The deer hate doing laundry so they avoid them.

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I was going to say something similar.

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Jun 20, 2025, 2:16 PM
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Like, using dryer sheets to start a wildfire.

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Dryer lint is great to start fires.***

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Jun 20, 2025, 2:24 PM
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It doesn't matter what you use as long as the end result is you being able to

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Jun 20, 2025, 3:04 PM
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destroy hundreds of acres of deer habitat with fire.

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Re: Dual Update: Deer Wars / Mower Saga

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Jun 20, 2025, 2:16 PM
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The sprays work well as long as you do it once a month or so. Liquid Fence, Deer Away , etc. I was determined to win the war this year so I’ve really stayed on top of the spraying. I’m winning! Dang expensive though.

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Re: Dual Update: Deer Wars / Mower Saga

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Jun 20, 2025, 2:21 PM
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Re: Dual Update: Deer Wars / Mower Saga

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Jun 20, 2025, 2:31 PM
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I’ve heard the red pepper works. Won’t work for me though. Has to be sprayed out of a big tank.

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I think this is one committed deer.

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Jun 20, 2025, 2:21 PM [ in reply to Re: Dual Update: Deer Wars / Mower Saga ]
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He was out there the night I sprayed it.

I'm beginning to think I just need to kill him and hang his carcas from the recently powerwashed stoop.

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Re: I think this is one committed deer.

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Jun 20, 2025, 2:30 PM
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That would work!

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Irish Spring soap?

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Jun 20, 2025, 2:48 PM
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https://www.backyardboss.net/use-irish-spring-to-deter-deer-from-garden/

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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


dude

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Jun 20, 2025, 3:12 PM
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these: https://wirelessdeerfence.com/

put one in front of your camera, pls

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lol yes***

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Jun 20, 2025, 3:17 PM
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I have a dozen in my yard

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Jun 20, 2025, 3:20 PM
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deer are finally starting to come back after dropping fawns.

also getting a crossbow pistol on order to smoke em from my winders

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Please to be sharing more about this crossbow pistol.***

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Jun 20, 2025, 3:28 PM
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Re: Please to be sharing more about this crossbow pistol.***

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Jun 21, 2025, 2:50 AM
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https://buyersguide.org/pistol-crossbow/t/best?Country=US&m=e&d=m&c=720833139351&p=&oid=kwd-299588975279&lp=9009970&li=&nw=g&nts=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwjdTCBhCLARIsAEu8bpKHN654mbyNvDyoGtuWEs4ORvlUnIffKQoJhtGAJmfkeJ9IVwI_VtYaAuTzEALw_wcB&tdid=17875715&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=19965858875&gbraid=0AAAAAC3M5kzhF80GSMnecOptXDuKxfbDo

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Re: dude

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Jun 20, 2025, 3:23 PM [ in reply to dude ]
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I like that but I’m thinking my dog will hate me??

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Now we are cooking with gas.***

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Jun 20, 2025, 3:23 PM [ in reply to dude ]
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drunk at the putt putt.


It's about to be on...

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Jun 28, 2025, 8:21 PM [ in reply to dude ]
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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: Dual Update: Deer Wars / Mower Saga

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Jun 20, 2025, 3:22 PM
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Have you tried motion sensor flashing lights

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Combined with the LSD.

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Jun 20, 2025, 3:24 PM
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I'm going to be out there with the deer.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Jimmy - 1, Deer - 4,578

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Jun 23, 2025, 12:18 PM
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But Jimmy finally got on the board. Running an extra wire and dropping a rock staved off this bastid for one night at least.

https://imgur.com/HjTN8SP

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dang jimmy, she just trying to keep makin that milk for her youngin***

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Jun 23, 2025, 1:18 PM
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you don't know her pronouns.***

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Jun 23, 2025, 1:27 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


Her?!? Jeez Jimmy, you are just a tool of the buckriarchy.***

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Jun 23, 2025, 1:36 PM
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