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Topic: Did you hear the one about Winthrop?
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Did you hear the one about Winthrop?

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 3:25 PM
 

Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over Winthrop?
A: He wanted an academic challenge!

I'm not saying Winthrop basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves.

Q: Why do Winthrop basketball players use body heat activated deodorant?
A: Because it's the closest they will come to getting a "Degree".

Q: Why do Winthrop University students have such beautiful noses?
A: They're hand picked.

I just spit milk all over my keyboard, lol. These are classics.




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You make me regret ever giving you a TU***

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 3:32 PM
 



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Re: You make me regret ever giving you a TU***

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 3:33 PM
 

I regret it everyday.

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wueagle86 responding bitterly to Mo fo in 3... 2...***

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 3:46 PM
 



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Re: wueagle86 responding bitterly to Mo fo in 3... 2...***

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 3:51 PM
 

You think quite highly of yourself to judge what are the correct post.

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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


Yes, all day, rvery day.***

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 3:53 PM
 



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and if he does, I'll tell him to consider who the OP is.

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 5:03 PM
 

:)

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Ed Zachary Mo fo.***

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 5:19 PM
 



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Why would anyone TD friendly collegiate banter?

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 3:48 PM
 

I just don't get it.

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Some say the world has lost its finesse...***

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 3:49 PM
 



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How is Winthrop playing a basketball game this Saturday?

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 3:56 PM
 

I thought the season was cancelled? Do you know if it will be televised, I'm dying to watch some live sports again!

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FM's quite the imp, and likely toying with your emotions...

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 4:10 PM
 

no good can come of that.

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how can you make jokes at a time like this??

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 4:04 PM
 

the kelly clarkson show is on

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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


The what?***

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 4:08 PM
 



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to whom may i ask is calling?

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 4:12 PM
 

what’s up dsq - good weekend?

did you see fm’s poast about winthorp? classic fm.

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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


Dang fine, clash & thanks; hope yours treated you as well.***

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 4:29 PM
 



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Re: Dang fine, clash & thanks; hope yours treated you as well.***

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 4:57 PM
 

How many think Frances needs counselling ?

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Re: Dang fine, clash & thanks; hope yours treated you as well.***

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 5:00 PM
 



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I'm not sure intervention is the time to be timid, bob.***

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 5:18 PM
 



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Legal? I mean, my former wife advocated for the unborn...

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 5:17 PM
 

of teenage mothers. Is FM expecting? When's the happy event?

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Re: Did you hear the one about Winthrop?

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 5:16 PM
 

Funny thing is, when I would party at the Long Branch or Money on Saturday nights, I’d always wake up Sunday mornings at the dorms. I loved Winthrop! ??

Yes, those were someone’s daughters, but, that was many years ago so don’t give me a thumbs down please, I was an 18 year old knuckle head straight out of boot camp. Nuff said!

Go Tigers! ??

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Re: Did you hear the one about Winthrop?

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 5:41 PM
 

My older brother graduated from Winthrop and was in the military. He finished 90 or 91.

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Re: Did you hear the one about Winthrop?

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 8:25 PM
 

know the feeling well.

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your second joke makes no sense.

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 5:53 PM
 

-1.

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Re: your second joke makes no sense.

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 5:58 PM
 

Did you have to marry one of those lassies Race ?

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Re: Did you hear the one about Winthrop?

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 8:22 PM
 



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They would have been funnier, if you had used Cootville,

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 8:48 PM
 

instead of picking on poor little Winthrop!

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Do you know the difference between a coot coed, & a brick?

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 8:53 PM
 

A brick won't follow you around the next day, after getting laid!!

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Re: Did you hear the one about Winthrop?

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Posted: May 4, 2020, 9:23 PM
 

You're still here?

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Not football related.

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Posted: May 5, 2020, 7:13 AM
 

lol









Get it?

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Re: Not football related.

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Posted: May 5, 2020, 7:49 AM
 

My friend, my wife is a Winthrop Grad, along with her mother and sister. They all have concealed permits and the hardware to go along with these. My wife owns a 38 semi-automatic and is a dead shot with it. May I suggest you pick on somebody down on your level. Personally, I do not own a pistol, but I do have several types of bushaxes and know how to use them.

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She sounds skrong.

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Posted: May 5, 2020, 7:57 AM
 

Does her boyfriend have a pistol and CCP too?

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If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?


Sounds like he's about to make it

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Posted: May 5, 2020, 8:36 AM
 

rain down on you

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Are you trying to imply that her boyfriend is ackchewally

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Posted: May 5, 2020, 8:44 AM
 

RenegadeTiger® ?

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If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?


It would be interesting to know how...

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Posted: May 5, 2020, 8:29 AM
 

we ended up on this path.

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Posted: May 5, 2020, 8:41 AM
 



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I’m thinking shooting Someone over this joke may be a little over the top.

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Posted: May 5, 2020, 8:41 AM
 

But who am I to judge, jury, and execute?


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I wood be moore worried if he called it a kaiser blade.

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Posted: May 5, 2020, 8:45 AM
 

.

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If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?


You know things are all sorts of rong when I agree with ewe

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Posted: May 5, 2020, 8:50 AM
 

but Kaiser blade does sound much worser

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Re: I wood be moore worried if he called it a kaiser blade.

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Posted: May 5, 2020, 9:12 AM
 

is that all you're gonna say about that?

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Re: Not football related.

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Posted: May 5, 2020, 9:13 AM
 

I have family and friends that graduated from Winthrop and spent some time up there visiting. I took the jokes with a grain of salt. Please do the same.

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