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Did you hear the one about Winthrop?
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Did you hear the one about Winthrop?


May 4, 2020, 3:25 PM

Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over Winthrop?
A: He wanted an academic challenge!

I'm not saying Winthrop basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves.

Q: Why do Winthrop basketball players use body heat activated deodorant?
A: Because it's the closest they will come to getting a "Degree".

Q: Why do Winthrop University students have such beautiful noses?
A: They're hand picked.

I just spit milk all over my keyboard, lol. These are classics.




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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


You make me regret ever giving you a TU***


May 4, 2020, 3:32 PM



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Re: You make me regret ever giving you a TU***


May 4, 2020, 3:33 PM

I regret it everyday.

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wueagle86 responding bitterly to Mo fo in 3... 2...***


May 4, 2020, 3:46 PM



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Re: wueagle86 responding bitterly to Mo fo in 3... 2...***


May 4, 2020, 3:51 PM

You think quite highly of yourself to judge what are the correct post.

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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


Yes, all day, rvery day.***


May 4, 2020, 3:53 PM



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and if he does, I'll tell him to consider who the OP is.


May 4, 2020, 5:03 PM [ in reply to wueagle86 responding bitterly to Mo fo in 3... 2...*** ]

:)

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Ed Zachary Mo fo.***


May 4, 2020, 5:19 PM



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Why would anyone TD friendly collegiate banter?


May 4, 2020, 3:48 PM

I just don't get it.

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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


Some say the world has lost its finesse...***


May 4, 2020, 3:49 PM



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How is Winthrop playing a basketball game this Saturday?


May 4, 2020, 3:56 PM

I thought the season was cancelled? Do you know if it will be televised, I'm dying to watch some live sports again!

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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


FM's quite the imp, and likely toying with your emotions...


May 4, 2020, 4:10 PM

no good can come of that.

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how can you make jokes at a time like this??


May 4, 2020, 4:04 PM

the kelly clarkson show is on

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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


The what?***


May 4, 2020, 4:08 PM



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to whom may i ask is calling?


May 4, 2020, 4:12 PM

what’s up dsq - good weekend?

did you see fm’s poast about winthorp? classic fm.

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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


Dang fine, clash & thanks; hope yours treated you as well.***


May 4, 2020, 4:29 PM



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Re: Dang fine, clash & thanks; hope yours treated you as well.***


May 4, 2020, 4:57 PM

How many think Frances needs counselling ?

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Re: Dang fine, clash & thanks; hope yours treated you as well.***


May 4, 2020, 5:00 PM



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Aspiring member of the TigerNet Sewer Dwellers


I'm not sure intervention is the time to be timid, bob.***


May 4, 2020, 5:18 PM



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Legal? I mean, my former wife advocated for the unborn...


May 4, 2020, 5:17 PM [ in reply to Re: Dang fine, clash & thanks; hope yours treated you as well.*** ]

of teenage mothers. Is FM expecting? When's the happy event?

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Re: Did you hear the one about Winthrop?


May 4, 2020, 5:16 PM

Funny thing is, when I would party at the Long Branch or Money on Saturday nights, I’d always wake up Sunday mornings at the dorms. I loved Winthrop! ??

Yes, those were someone’s daughters, but, that was many years ago so don’t give me a thumbs down please, I was an 18 year old knuckle head straight out of boot camp. Nuff said!

Go Tigers! ??

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Re: Did you hear the one about Winthrop?


May 4, 2020, 5:41 PM

My older brother graduated from Winthrop and was in the military. He finished 90 or 91.

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Re: Did you hear the one about Winthrop?


May 4, 2020, 8:25 PM [ in reply to Re: Did you hear the one about Winthrop? ]

know the feeling well.

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your second joke makes no sense.


May 4, 2020, 5:53 PM

-1.

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Re: your second joke makes no sense.


May 4, 2020, 5:58 PM

Did you have to marry one of those lassies Race ?

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Re: Did you hear the one about Winthrop?


May 4, 2020, 8:22 PM



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They would have been funnier, if you had used Cootville,


May 4, 2020, 8:48 PM

instead of picking on poor little Winthrop!

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Do you know the difference between a coot coed, & a brick?


May 4, 2020, 8:53 PM

A brick won't follow you around the next day, after getting laid!!

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Re: Did you hear the one about Winthrop?


May 4, 2020, 9:23 PM

You're still here?

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Not football related.


May 5, 2020, 7:13 AM

lol









Get it?

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: Not football related.


May 5, 2020, 7:49 AM

My friend, my wife is a Winthrop Grad, along with her mother and sister. They all have concealed permits and the hardware to go along with these. My wife owns a 38 semi-automatic and is a dead shot with it. May I suggest you pick on somebody down on your level. Personally, I do not own a pistol, but I do have several types of bushaxes and know how to use them.

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She sounds skrong.


May 5, 2020, 7:57 AM

Does her boyfriend have a pistol and CCP too?

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Sounds like he's about to make it


May 5, 2020, 8:36 AM

rain down on you

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Are you trying to imply that her boyfriend is ackchewally


May 5, 2020, 8:44 AM

RenegadeTiger® ?

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


It would be interesting to know how...


May 5, 2020, 8:29 AM [ in reply to Re: Not football related. ]

we ended up on this path.

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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


Are you seeking logic in the chambers of the human heart?***


May 5, 2020, 8:41 AM



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I’m thinking shooting Someone over this joke may be a little over the top.


May 5, 2020, 8:41 AM [ in reply to Re: Not football related. ]

But who am I to judge, jury, and execute?


Message was edited by: lovingit®


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I wood be moore worried if he called it a kaiser blade.


May 5, 2020, 8:45 AM

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


You know things are all sorts of rong when I agree with ewe


May 5, 2020, 8:50 AM

but Kaiser blade does sound much worser

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Re: I wood be moore worried if he called it a kaiser blade.


May 5, 2020, 9:12 AM [ in reply to I wood be moore worried if he called it a kaiser blade. ]

is that all you're gonna say about that?

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Re: Not football related.


May 5, 2020, 9:13 AM [ in reply to Re: Not football related. ]

I have family and friends that graduated from Winthrop and spent some time up there visiting. I took the jokes with a grain of salt. Please do the same.

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