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Dave Doeren is the kind of guy
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Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:15 PM

who cooks fish in the microwave at work.

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... and leaves the microwave beeping telling you it is finished.***

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:15 PM



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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


Then leaves his dirty dishes in the breakroom sink for someone else to clean***

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Sep 18, 2024, 2:09 PM

nm

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There's something in these hills.


I throw those in the trash.

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Sep 18, 2024, 2:19 PM

oh well

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Re: leaves the coffee pot empty***

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Sep 18, 2024, 3:05 PM [ in reply to Then leaves his dirty dishes in the breakroom sink for someone else to clean*** ]



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Terry Tate, Office Linebacker

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Sep 18, 2024, 6:55 PM

Classic!!!

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Class of '87


And stops microwave early without clearing remaining cook time***

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Sep 18, 2024, 6:02 PM [ in reply to ... and leaves the microwave beeping telling you it is finished.*** ]



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Re: And stops microwave early without clearing remaining cook time***


Sep 19, 2024, 10:25 PM

LOL

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Re: ... and leaves the microwave beeping telling you it is finished.***


Sep 20, 2024, 1:18 AM [ in reply to ... and leaves the microwave beeping telling you it is finished.*** ]

.....and leaves the toothpaste cap off

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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:17 PM

Do you expect him to eat it cold?

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He also puts Ketch-up on his steak***

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:18 PM



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Re: He also puts Ketch-up on his steak***

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:19 PM

Blasphemy

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Re: He also puts Ketch-up on his steak***

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:24 PM

The Donald also eats his steak with ketchup, and likes it cooked well-done.

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Take it to the correct board, troll***

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:47 PM



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That's OK. Kamala bathes with collard greens.***

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Sep 18, 2024, 2:39 PM [ in reply to Re: He also puts Ketch-up on his steak*** ]



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... to cover the taste of it being well done.***

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Sep 18, 2024, 2:38 PM [ in reply to He also puts Ketch-up on his steak*** ]



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Re: He also puts Ketch-up on his steak***

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Sep 18, 2024, 7:38 PM [ in reply to He also puts Ketch-up on his steak*** ]

And Mayo on his fries

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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 19, 2024, 3:43 AM [ in reply to Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy ]



~JKB

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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:22 PM

Dave is the kind of guy who takes a dump and leaves the bathroom without washing his hands.

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Can confirm.

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:33 PM

He used to work for me.

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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:38 PM

That talks to his Mother in the break room at work at top decibel for 30 minutes ignoring his coworkers on their break.

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I'd be shocked if Dumb Dave knew how to operate a microwave.

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:43 PM

Maybe if there were a button with a picture of a fish on it.
Maybe.

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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:46 PM

This is TU-able

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:50 PM

He is the kind of guy who washes and waxes his car in the rain!

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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:49 PM

Who pees sitting down but forgets to put the seat down afterwards.

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Dave Doreen uses Miracle Whip***

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:52 PM



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Burns the popcorn in the microwave***

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:53 PM



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He's the kind of guy that pops ya in the keester and doesn't give ya reach aroun***

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Sep 18, 2024, 1:56 PM



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Dave Doeren is the kind of guy that doesn't let you out in traffic...

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Sep 18, 2024, 2:02 PM

then rolls up his window and pretends he doesn't see you when you get out with a hickory stick and beat his headlights in and point at him through the windshield and tell him his face is next, lol.




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Dave is the kind of guy that lane splits and causes an accident on a Friday


Sep 19, 2024, 11:53 PM

afternoon commute.

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lol, this is why I always keep my sand wedge in the passenger's seat.***

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Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 2:03 PM

who got proposed to.

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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 2:36 PM

Are you saying you’d say no if ol’ Brad popped the question at a nice restaurant?

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Only if it's Hyman's

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Sep 18, 2024, 2:45 PM

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


and poops in the stall next to you with no courtesy flush!***

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Sep 18, 2024, 2:28 PM



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Who puts an empty ice tray in the freezer.***

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Sep 18, 2024, 2:30 PM



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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 2:34 PM

Who talks loudly on speakerphone everywhere he goes in public

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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 2:37 PM

who shoplifts at a yard sale.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 2:39 PM

lol, that is how I met my 3rd wife

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Tell her she still owes me seventy five cents for that commemortive Elvis plate.

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Sep 18, 2024, 2:47 PM

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


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Sep 18, 2024, 2:50 PM

Tosses trash out of his car window.

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Leaves his shopping cart in the parking space***

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... and parks his moped in the middle of a car parking space.

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Sep 18, 2024, 2:58 PM

Mostly at Walmart and Dollar General.

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Sep 18, 2024, 3:01 PM

Dave doeren doesn’t post replies in the subject line.

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Eats a burrito in the middle***

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Sep 18, 2024, 3:07 PM



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Re: Eats a burrito in the middle***

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Sep 19, 2024, 1:58 PM

And how do you eat them, Tito Fuente?

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And steals the piece of cake you brought

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Sep 18, 2024, 3:07 PM

out of the fridge, even though you wrote your name on the bag.

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... who uses paper straws.

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Sep 18, 2024, 3:11 PM



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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 3:19 PM

Steals laptops to find secret information and who got sick on corndogs a couple weeks ago!

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Who wants a word with you about those TPS reports***

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Sep 18, 2024, 3:24 PM



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... who's seen Taylor Swift live. Twice.

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Sep 18, 2024, 3:25 PM



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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 5:13 PM

Tigerbalm1 said:

who cooks fish in the microwave at work.




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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 5:27 PM

Who hits from the ladies tees.

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Sep 18, 2024, 5:40 PM

That will leave the waitress/waiter a $1 tip on a $200 tab

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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 5:45 PM

Plugs up the toilet at your house and expects you to clear it.

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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 5:59 PM

And pours ketchup on it

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Sep 18, 2024, 6:02 PM

Bleah, that is awful....


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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 6:41 PM

parks in handicap spaces without the handicap tag.

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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 19, 2024, 5:31 AM


parks in handicap spaces without the handicap tag.



Even though he mentality qualifies!

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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 6:45 PM

Tigerbalm1 said:

who cooks fish in the microwave at work.


With brussel sprouts.

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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 6:52 PM

Who eats a hamburger with a fork and knife

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Im the type of guy that would

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Sep 18, 2024, 7:02 PM

Take a dump in the upper tank of Dave Doren’s toilet after eating his microwaved fish dinner.

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And broccoli***

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Sep 18, 2024, 7:04 PM



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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 7:15 PM

Tigerbalm1 said:

who cooks fish in the microwave at work.


🤣🤣🤣

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That pees sitting down???***

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Sep 18, 2024, 10:17 PM



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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 10:32 PM

That watches from a chair in the bedroom corner

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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 18, 2024, 10:36 PM

who makes eye contact through the crack in the bathroom stall door.

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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 19, 2024, 8:50 AM

Bump!

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... who drinks chardonnay.

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Sep 19, 2024, 11:45 AM



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Re: Dave Doeren is the kind of guy

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Sep 19, 2024, 12:41 PM

Dave Doeren has a kind face- the kind I’d like to punch.

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Sep 20, 2024, 8:34 AM

That takes a 4 year old's Ipad and screams you are stealing my plays!! After taking the kids hand towel!

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LOL, reminds me. My boss at my "retirement" job was an Indian, and the


Sep 20, 2024, 8:37 AM

curry type stuff he used to throw in the microwave for lunch would just about clear out the building.

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