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'Dad Joke' Tuesday...and beware Fools!
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Apr 1, 2025, 7:31 AM
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The difference between McDonalds and where I work is McDonalds only has one clown running the show...my place has many!

Did you ever wonder (Andy Rooney-ism voice...)
Where do hamsters live other than in a pet store? I've never seen one in the wild...have you?


As I walked through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I'm reminded...you can't always trust Google maps! ;)


A vegan just said to me, "That chicken you're about to eat had a family!"
I replied, "That's why I ordered a family bucket...so no one gets left behind!"


It's your Tuesday, T-Net...live it up...and/or, pick on the whiners! :)

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Apr 1, 2025, 7:36 AM
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Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan!

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I am a proud member of PETA

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Apr 1, 2025, 7:36 AM
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People Eating Tasty Animals

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
Panta Rhei Heraclitus


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Apr 1, 2025, 8:07 AM
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the tug abides


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Apr 1, 2025, 8:22 AM
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What kind of people never get upset?
Nomads.

When is a boxer a comedian?
When he delivers a punch line.

What do you call a crocodile who’s always picking fights?
An instigator.

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Apr 1, 2025, 8:27 AM
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

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Apr 1, 2025, 8:35 AM
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What do v!@gra and Disney World have in common?

In both cases you have to wait an hour for a three minute ride.

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


lol, +1***

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Apr 1, 2025, 8:46 AM
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What's the best time on a clock?
6:30 - hands down!

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Apr 1, 2025, 8:59 AM
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso

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Where does Spider-Man go for medical advice? WebMD

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Apr 1, 2025, 9:07 AM
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When you’re stressed, why do you eat cake, ice cream, and chocolate? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

No matter how stressed you are, remember how blessed you are.

What starts with “D” and ends with “ick”? Drumstick (IK what you were thinking).

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Apr 1, 2025, 10:54 AM
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I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

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