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Dad Joke - drive by poast...

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Salty55®

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Dad Joke - drive by poast...

Jan 20, 2025, 6:38 AM

Why do dogs float in water?

Because they are good buoys...

(Sheesh...

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Mods are remarkably tolerant...it's really ban-worthy...I need to rethink this effort.

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Jedi Kermit®

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Re: Dad Joke - drive by poast...

Jan 20, 2025, 9:31 AM

Why don't zombies eat comedians?

They taste funny.

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The Doorman®

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Re: Dad Joke - drive by poast...

Jan 20, 2025, 9:40 AM

I got a pet termite.... his name is Clint Eats Wood.

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GaffneyOrange

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Re: Dad Joke - drive by poast...

Jan 20, 2025, 9:42 AM

Good ens!!

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The owners of this site have always tolerated many topics on this board...

Jan 20, 2025, 12:04 PM

from the end of our last game until fall camp. They begin to return to adherence to rules during preseason practice.

As long as you stay away from the Little Johnny jokes you'll be ok for a long wile yet. When OJ's numbers get below 30 expect to taper down a bit.

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Just_Sayin

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Why did the football team go to the bank?

Jan 20, 2025, 12:10 PM

To get their quarterback.

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1959Paw

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Re: Why did the football team go to the bank?

Jan 20, 2025, 1:31 PM

This is getting really bad.

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Re: Dad Joke - drive by poast...

Jan 20, 2025, 1:34 PM

Speaking of driving ...

A dad and son are driving by a cemetery ...

Dad: "Son, people living within 20 miles of that cemetery can't be buried there."

Son: "Why is that, Dad?"

Dad: "Because they are still living."

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