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Made my world famous Pico de gallo
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Made my world famous Pico de gallo

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May 12, 2025, 7:20 PM
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Got this recipe from my dead friend Pablo from Colombia

8 Roma tomatoes
2 jalapenos
1 white onion
1/2 cup cilantro
Juice of two limes
3/4 tbs salt

Dusting of cocaine


People LOVE this

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Same, the Mexicans may hate me for this, but

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May 12, 2025, 7:24 PM
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I also roast up a couple of cloves of garlic and if I'm feeling extra spicy a habenero...get 'em nice and brown and mince them up gives a little extra kick

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And in a VERY gay turn of events, I named this concoction "Vampire Slayer"

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May 12, 2025, 7:25 PM
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which is totally extra since it's just pico with garlic in it.

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Re: And in a VERY gay turn of events, I named this concoction "Vampire Slayer"

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May 12, 2025, 7:26 PM
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This is like Julian gay

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I had to come up with a name for the salsa dice-off at the spring office party,

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May 12, 2025, 7:27 PM
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and that's the best I could do.

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Re: I had to come up with a name for the salsa dice-off at the spring office party,

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May 12, 2025, 7:30 PM
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You ever put a habanero sliver into your pee hole?

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That's a pretty typical

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May 12, 2025, 7:31 PM
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Wednesday

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I haven't not NOT done that

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May 12, 2025, 7:32 PM [ in reply to Re: I had to come up with a name for the salsa dice-off at the spring office party, ]
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I had a lot of jalapeno seed oil on my hands one time and went to take a leak and got it on the head of my ###### (i don't know why i was touching this part), but it must have gotten in my pee hole and it felt like soap getting in there but angrier

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Re: I haven't not NOT done that

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May 12, 2025, 7:35 PM
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I drunkenly took my contacts out after slicing some peños one time, which was intense but great because I’m a bad boy who deserves pain and to be punished.

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you are you, daddy.

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May 12, 2025, 7:41 PM
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or Papi, as MauldinT would call you.

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Have you met my deer friend


May 12, 2025, 8:19 PM [ in reply to Re: I haven't not NOT done that ]
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CaptCrash?

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drunk at the putt putt.


Pablo Escobar

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May 12, 2025, 7:31 PM [ in reply to I had to come up with a name for the salsa dice-off at the spring office party, ]
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Is my go-to name, to keep the groupies away from my hotel room, also use it at Cracker Barrel

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Re: Made my world famous Pico de gallo

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May 12, 2025, 7:36 PM
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Re: Made my world famous Pico de gallo

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May 12, 2025, 7:37 PM
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I nerded out on this way too hard

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Wrong

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May 12, 2025, 8:03 PM
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Use serrano peppers
Some finely chopped garlic
Splash of evoo

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Re: Wrong

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May 12, 2025, 8:16 PM
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You left off the fentanyl granules

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