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Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 5:41 PM
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doesn't put the toilet seat back up when he's done peeing
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 5:42 PM
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hesitates at 4 way stop signs, throwing off the rhythm of the interchanges
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 5:42 PM
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Uses off brand Q-tips
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 5:43 PM
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Changes lanes in heavy traffic without signaling
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So, he's a woman?***
Dec 21, 2012, 11:09 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 5:43 PM
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Sings Journey at karaoke
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Jan 8, 2013, 11:07 AM
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tony romo 2.0?
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 5:44 PM
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I thought it was Met-and-grope-her
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stands in the frozen aisle w the door open for like 10 mins.***
Dec 21, 2012, 5:46 PM
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Re: stands in the frozen aisle w the door open for like 10 mins.***
Dec 21, 2012, 5:48 PM
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I also heard he pushes his buggy along the left side of the aisle
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 5:54 PM
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puts lemons n' limes the opposite way the directions say to in a hand squeezer.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 5:56 PM
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Boils peanuts in a toaster
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 5:57 PM
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is scared to fart in front of the girl he's been dating for 3 years.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 5:58 PM
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Changes all his quarters for 4 nickels
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found Waldo in the Qur'an.***
Dec 21, 2012, 5:59 PM
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 5:59 PM
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Makes the waitress go get him mustard when she just got back with the ketchup he asked for on her previous trip
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:00 PM
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Just got his picture taken with Santa at Bass Pro Shops.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:01 PM
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has a Prince Charles Spaniel named Terrence.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:02 PM
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rotated his tires n' ended up putting them back on in the same position.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:03 PM
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Loses to his French poodle at Scrabble.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:03 PM
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Uses Internet Explorer...the old version
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:03 PM
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Watches "The Notebook" every Tuesday and Thursday
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:05 PM
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tells strippers he loves them after lap dances
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:06 PM
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Found buying insurance from GEICO to be difficult.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:07 PM
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Eats les chikn
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what about his Mama shoes ?***
Dec 21, 2012, 7:14 PM
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:07 PM
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listens to the Top Gun soundtrack while playing Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:07 PM
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is the world's biggest fan of the woohoo
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:09 PM
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was kicked out of a Holiday Express last night.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:08 PM
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Likes Nicholas Cage movies
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(excluding 'Raising Arizona')***
Dec 21, 2012, 11:12 PM
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:08 PM
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Has a haircut like a girl and not like a knob or a BVA.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:09 PM
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Thinks Miracle Whip tastes like mayonnaise
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:10 PM
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stepped on a bumble bee right before going on a Slip n' Slide for the first time.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:11 PM
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Runs through Toys R Us telling every kid the truth about Santa
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Oculus Spirit [83625]
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wait a second..
Dec 21, 2012, 6:13 PM
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What is this?
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:11 PM
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Sang a duet with Clay Aiken and didn't realize his mic was turned off.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:52 PM
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And that wasn't a mic!
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:12 PM
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Got run over by a reindeer
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:13 PM
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played an entire round of Jeopardy without saying "What is" before answering.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:13 PM
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Wears Abercrombie and Fitch cologne
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:14 PM
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wears Zach Mettenberger pajamas
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:15 PM
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Prefers Rose Art crayons
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:16 PM
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does his Black Friday shopping on Thanksgiving.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:16 PM
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thinks Hooked on Phonics worked for him
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:16 PM
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Listens to David Hasselhoff and like its
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:16 PM
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threw Tyrann Mathieu's momma from the train.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:17 PM
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goes to Hooters for the food
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:17 PM
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listens for backwards hidden messages in Christmas carols.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:17 PM
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Talks to you from the urinal when you're in the stall taking a dump
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:19 PM
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only has justin bieber on his ipod.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:19 PM
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Doesn't clean up his dog's turds at the park
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:20 PM
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Is lactose intolerant
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:20 PM
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thinks deadsolidperfect is a valuable contributor to tnet
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:21 PM
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bet 3 grand on Northern Illinois in the Orange Bowl.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:21 PM
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cried during the movie dumb and dumber.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:22 PM
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talks on his phone in public toilets.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:22 PM
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rakes up all his leaves n' puts the pile in his neighbor's yard.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:22 PM
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has a poster of Wham! in his bedroom
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:23 PM
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Waits in long lines at McDonalds and doesn't look at the menu until he gets to the counter
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:23 PM
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takes bubble baths with his rubber duckie
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:25 PM
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Uses his roomate's sock to "clean up after himself"
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:25 PM
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Is four times a lady
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:25 PM
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thinks Les Miles is one of the Spice Girls.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:26 PM
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Did you guys get this from the Tigerdroppings board?
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:26 PM
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Maybe.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:33 PM
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Jockin'.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:34 PM
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Yeah. What's it to you, Coot?
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:27 PM
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Drinks Milwaukee's Best
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:27 PM
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watches old Popeye re-runs while eating Bugles.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:28 PM
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cannot pee unless sitting down
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:28 PM
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Doesn't like Henry Winkler
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:30 PM
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goes to his family reunion to hit on dudes
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:31 PM
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does yoga on the subway.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:31 PM
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thinks Crump will really send him steak knives
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:32 PM
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Orders in Spanish when he eats at Taco Bell.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:32 PM
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Didn't get mad at Dan Marino for not turning the laces out
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:33 PM
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Is functionally illiterate
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:34 PM
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loves all movies starring pee wee herman
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:35 PM
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Ignored Wang Chung's instructions for everybody to have fun tonight.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:35 PM
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once rode upon a steed perchance to spy a lady.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:35 PM
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Didn't learn to throw a spiral until he was 19
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:57 PM
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You misspelled 29.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:17 PM
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Often signs his name as Mach Zettenberger to throw people off
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:36 PM
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Read from a piece of paper when he gave his best man's speech at a formal wedding
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:38 PM
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Kisses his mom on the lips and opens his mouth
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:38 PM
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Posts only in the Amphitheater
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:40 PM
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writes checks at the grocery store to buy a pack of gum
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:42 PM
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> writes checks at the grocery store to buy a pack of > gum
That was literally almost word-for-word one of the last posts about Tajh Boyd on the Tigerdroppings message board in this same type of thread.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:43 PM
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That's great, troll. GTF away.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:41 PM
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Uses the word "jockin'"
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:42 PM
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later sang a duet with Linda McCartney.
There was no one there to hear if there was a sound or not.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:42 PM
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makes three rights to turn left.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:42 PM
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wears lingerie that he buys at Wal-Mart
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:42 PM
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Thinks bayoulsucajun is smart
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:42 PM
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Drives a teal 1994 Ford Taurus
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beat the coots. - Franc***
Dec 21, 2012, 6:43 PM
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:44 PM
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Has no reaction when washing his hair with Herbal Essence shampoo
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:44 PM
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can't decide what he likes more: the Teletubbies or NSynch
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:46 PM
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Still wears Hollister
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:46 PM
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Voted for Barack Obama
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:46 PM
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still goes trick or treatin' w/ Flava Flav.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:47 PM
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thinks we give a crap about what Clemson 2 Cali says
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:48 PM
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Has a Turvis Tumbler with a palm tree design on it that he takes to the beach for his Fuzzy Navel drinks
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Zach Mettenberger's
Dec 21, 2012, 6:48 PM
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nickname is Zima.
It IS his favorite drink, after all.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:49 PM
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Thinks pro wrestling is real
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:50 PM
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tried to catch the police ridin' dirty
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:51 PM
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has wet dreams about Joan Rivers.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:52 PM
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Uh oh. I think I did a bad thing
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:51 PM
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Waxes his car in the sunlight when it's still hot
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:52 PM
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thinks the stuff they pour on kid's puke in elementary school smells good.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:52 PM
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enjoys going to Wal-Mart on Fridays
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:53 PM
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started chanting "SEC! SEC! SEC!" after losing to Florida and Bama
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Uses Netscape Navigator***
Dec 21, 2012, 6:53 PM
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:53 PM
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thinks chestnuts and mistletoe are part of the human anatomy
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:54 PM
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Takes his girlfriend to Ruby Tuesday's on their anniversary
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:56 PM
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has a girlfriend ???
Who knew ....
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 6:57 PM
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cries and asks his girlfriend if they can still be friends after she dumps him
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:00 PM
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once tried to make bubble wrap using Saran Wrap and a waffle iron.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:00 PM
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One last one before I head out for fajitas and tequila shots.
Zach Mettenberger waxes his eyebrows
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:01 PM
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And buttons the top button on his polo shirts
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:01 PM
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Paid $7 for $5 footlongs
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:02 PM
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has had a zit on a wart on his throwing hand since '04.
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You are dead to me
Dec 21, 2012, 7:24 PM
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you did not give me the hook up.
BFF is over.
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You know I have abandonment issues; you have no idea how
Dec 21, 2012, 7:39 PM
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worried I've been!!
Shame on you. That's all I have to say to you.
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sorry, I may have overreacted
Dec 21, 2012, 7:44 PM
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but you have to admit you left me out , so selfish
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:16 PM
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Tried to trade his jersey on Craigslist for a Duck Commander T-shirt.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:20 PM
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and completed 32% of his passes at the Robinson family picnic
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:22 PM
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Ran out of gas in his Snapper while on a date with Vickie Valencorte
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:24 PM
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then turned his head and blushed when she tried to show him her boobies.
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I see what is going on here ! all the mensas
Dec 21, 2012, 7:16 PM
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and way out there netters are having a meeting.
dUH!
And I was not invited.
I feel so small, so worthless.
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Re Who is this Zach M that you speaketh of?***
Dec 21, 2012, 7:21 PM
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:22 PM
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Doesnt spit a oyster for every TD he will score at Clemson
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:26 PM
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really, and you give me sh!t on this board. great thread you started my man.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:29 PM
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Thought Mark Richt was too mean and transferred to LSU
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Oops...sorry****
Dec 21, 2012, 7:30 PM
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:33 PM
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Cried when Malanie Martinez was eliminated from The Voice.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:42 PM
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had his recruitment interview at one of RuPaul's cross-dressing parties.
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Re: Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:44 PM
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Judging by the dozens of replies, you and Coot to Cali seem to be th only ones who disapprove.
You are one miserable person. Please get laid.
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Re: Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:53 PM
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you are one pathetic individual. have fun with your funny little thread. guess you have time on your hands that christmas break is on for middle schools across america.
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Re: Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:45 PM
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Right...because it's such a novel idea to make fun of players from opposing teams.
You sure are butthurt over this. I'd suggest you find a board where people value your opinion.
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Re: Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 8:39 PM
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> Right...because it's such a novel idea to make fun of > players from opposing teams.
No, that isn't a novel idea. But you took this particular thread idea straight from LSU's message board where they are doing the same thing to Tajh Boyd.
It comes off as kind of pathetic when you make fun of LSU by copying their exact threads.
It's only funny if it wasn't done to Clemson players first. If it was original.
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Remind us what you call your stadium?***
Dec 21, 2012, 8:44 PM
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Dec 21, 2012, 7:47 PM
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Previous 2 replies were directed at derproberts and Coot 2 Cali. On mobile.
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Oh, I was thinking you had an evil twin .
Dec 21, 2012, 7:52 PM
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perhaps you do !
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Re: Re: Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 7:56 PM
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@derproberts:
Yeah, derp. You got me there, you clever rascal. Now kindly, exit the thread and don't respond if you want to be a butthurt little girl.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 8:06 PM
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thought he could get a vasectomy at a ball park.
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Hurhurhur
Dec 21, 2012, 8:49 PM
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@coot2cali
You wanna know what really comes off as pathetic? I can't decide if it's the fact that you're on an opponents message board on a Friday night...or the fact that you're under the impression that anyone gives 2 chits about anything you have to say.
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Re: Hurhurhur
Dec 21, 2012, 9:00 PM
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> @coot2cali > > You wanna know what really comes off as pathetic? I > can't decide if it's the fact that you're on an > opponents message board on a Friday night...or the > fact that you're under the impression that anyone > gives 2 chits about anything you have to say.
1. What does being on Tigernet on a Friday have to do with anything?
2. You care enough to defend yourself against what I have to say.
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I believe your "join" date discounts
Dec 21, 2012, 9:04 PM
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any credibility
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 8:55 PM
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eats the painted grass during the game
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 8:55 PM
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Likes to get "Rick Rolled'
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 8:57 PM
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has a pacifier instead of a mouthpiece
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 8:57 PM
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Hid favorite song is "What is love? Baby don't hurt me no more"
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 9:00 PM
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calls 911 and hangs up
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 9:02 PM
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rollerblades to class
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 9:04 PM
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talks loudly during tee off
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 9:05 PM
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keeps a makeup mirror in his pocket
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 9:06 PM
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sends emails with no subject line
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Re: Re: Hurhurhur
Dec 21, 2012, 9:07 PM
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1. Everything 2. I'm not defending a ### thing. Just letting you know that your gibberish is not really wanted here.
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Re: Re: Hurhurhur
Dec 21, 2012, 9:14 PM
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> 1. Everything > 2. I'm not defending a ### thing. Just letting you > know that your gibberish is not really wanted here.
1. You have been on Tigerdroppings today. So I don't see your point.
2. I know you guys don't like what I have to say. Obviously. But I don't care if you don't care is what I am saying.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 9:38 PM
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Pretends he is Drew Brees and throws passes to Clemson to Cali, who pretends he is Harry from the Band "One Erection"
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 9:45 PM
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still has his mother cut his steak.
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pulls his car out in front of you, goes slow***
Dec 21, 2012, 9:48 PM
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 9:55 PM
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took his sister to the prom.
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and got lucky***
Dec 21, 2012, 10:12 PM
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 9:56 PM
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Went to ##### to buy a silk jock strap.
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Holy cow it blocked ####$ Sporting Goods!****
Dec 21, 2012, 9:57 PM
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 10:02 PM
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thinks yellow snow tastes yummy
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I have been totally left out of this clique
Dec 21, 2012, 10:12 PM
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what do I have to do to become one of the chosen ?
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You don't want to know***
Dec 21, 2012, 10:15 PM
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 10:14 PM
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can twirl a baton n' eat a corn dog at the same time.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 10:25 PM
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Turns off the cable box, so the remote to the main TV doesn't work unless you get out of the recliner and turn the box back on
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 10:27 PM
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Cuts the base of the christmas tree so short that you have to trim branches off to get it to fit in tge stand
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 10:28 PM
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Rents Blu-ray movies and doesn't have a Blu-ray player
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 10:30 PM
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collects Barbie comic books n' remixes Lady Gaga songs w/ Pee Wee Herman soundbites.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 10:34 PM
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Likes the Friends theme song.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 10:34 PM
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Went over to console AJ McCarron when he was crying after beating LSU.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 10:43 PM
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spilled lemonade on his ouija board n' cried for 3 days.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 10:53 PM
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got caught stealing a shaker of creole seasoning with his pet squirrel in his backpack.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 10:56 PM
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Has gonorrhea.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 10:58 PM
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Lol, that got dark
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 11:03 PM
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Gropes women and gets banned from cities.
...Oh wait.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 21, 2012, 11:06 PM
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can't inhale without his left eyelid twitching.
Also, Zach Mettenberger goes to origami workshops with Shaq.
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Grabs girls @$$es and gets booted from UGA***
Dec 22, 2012, 2:40 AM
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punk
Dec 22, 2012, 8:03 AM
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they have no passing game and shitzenberg sux
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Zach Mettenberger
Dec 22, 2012, 8:21 AM
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is a mouth breather.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 22, 2012, 8:25 AM
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Uses light pads on heavy flow days.
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... Had 2 ribs removed so he can curl up and suck his wank***
Dec 22, 2012, 9:36 AM
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 22, 2012, 9:56 AM
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Drinks ice cold Zima.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 22, 2012, 1:28 PM
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Thinks packing fudge is a great Christmas tradition.
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Shops at The Gap***
Dec 22, 2012, 1:54 PM
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Only brushes his teeth once a day***
Dec 22, 2012, 1:55 PM
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Doesn't throw in $5 on a keg***
Dec 22, 2012, 1:56 PM
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Drives a Hyundai***
Dec 22, 2012, 1:57 PM
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Likes Chipotle, but thinks they use too much salt***
Dec 22, 2012, 1:57 PM
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Last washed his hands in 1993***
Dec 22, 2012, 1:58 PM
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Has only seen Star Wars: Episode 1***
Dec 22, 2012, 2:02 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 22, 2012, 2:02 PM
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Rents movies from Blockbuster
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 22, 2012, 2:04 PM
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Downloads #### because he doesn't like having to let streaming videos buffer
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Has never heard of Clint Eastwood
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Dec 22, 2012, 2:04 PM
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All he wants for Christmas are his 9 front teeth***
Dec 22, 2012, 2:06 PM
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Eats corn on the cob with a fork and knife***
Dec 22, 2012, 2:07 PM
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 22, 2012, 2:08 PM
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Doesn't fill out the coversheet on his TPS reports.
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enjoys knitting in his underwear***
Dec 22, 2012, 2:10 PM
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can only eat an 8-pack of Chick-fil-a nuggets***
Dec 22, 2012, 2:14 PM
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follows Robert Nkimdeche on Twitter
Dec 22, 2012, 2:16 PM
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#inlove
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 22, 2012, 2:18 PM
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Opts for wheat bread at Subway
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 22, 2012, 2:18 PM
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Wears skinny jeans
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Orders burgers at seafood resaurants***
Dec 22, 2012, 2:22 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Orders burgers at seafood resaurants***
Dec 22, 2012, 2:23 PM
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Oh so he's THAT guy
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 22, 2012, 3:30 PM
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puts room temp coffee in the microwave for 3 minutes then can't drink it for 15.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 22, 2012, 4:02 PM
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Predicted the world to end yesterday
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 22, 2012, 8:27 PM
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Eats the doodoo ice at WillyBrice...and likes it!
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 22, 2012, 8:38 PM
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Refuses to use his ATM card at stores and restaurants...makes you drive to his banks ATM before doing anything.
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110%er [7390]
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still wears Reebok Pumps (during the week), jelly shoes (on
Dec 22, 2012, 9:50 PM
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the weekend), n' slap bracelets.
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Dec 26, 2012, 8:15 PM
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asked Morgan Freeman to sign his Bill Russell jersey.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Zach Mettenberger
Jan 8, 2013, 10:46 AM
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Zach Mettenberger gets sacked 6 times behind his "SEC offensive line"
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