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Jan 9, 2006, 3:14 PM
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Mark and his wife Cindy invited Randy and his wife Terri over to play poker one night. The couples were best friends, and they always had a good time with each other. A couple of hours into the game, Randy accidently dropped his cards, and when he bent down to pick them up, he noticed Cindy had no panties on. He even noticed her spreading her legs wider open so he could get a better look. Shocked and befuddled, Randy hit his head on the bottom of the table when he attempted to lean back up. About 15 minutes later, Randy got up and went to the kitchen to pour another drink. Cindy soon followed.
"Did you like what you saw under there, Randy" Cindy asked.
"Yes, I did actually" replied Randy.
"Well, you can have that anytime you want for $500 a pop" Cindy said.
Randy looked at Cindy to make sure she was serious, and when he was sure that she was he began to think. He and Mark were best friends. He wasn't sure if he could do that to his buddy and he didn't really trust Cindy. Also, $500 was a lot of money for a one time thing. But Cindy was oh so hot. Finally after weighing all the options out, Randy said "Okay, let's do it. What day/time is best for you?"
Cindy replied, "Come over on Thursday around 3:00. Mark has to work until 6:00 on Thursday and that should give us plenty of time. Don't forget the $500."
Thursday finally rolled around and at 3:00, there was Randy. He gave Cindy his $500 and the two went straight to the bedroom. After an hour or so, the deed was done and Randy left.
At 6:00, Mark came home and Cindy was doing her best to act as normal as possible. After about 10 minutes of the normal "How was your day" conversation, Mark suddenly asked, "So, Did Randy stop by here today?"
Cindy's heart sank as she was trying to figure out if Mark had somehow found out. She figured the best thing to do would be to tell the truth.
"Yes, he did actually" she replied.
"And did he give you $500?" said Mark
Knowing that she was caught, she put her head down and replied "Yes Mark, he did."
"Good," said Mark. "He stopped by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He told me he'd be by this afternoon to pay me back. I told him just to give the money to you."
NOW THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS A POKER PLAYER.
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