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Heisman Winner [81933]
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Okay team. We've got 2.5 days left
Jun 29, 2015, 2:04 PM
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for you to tell me things you'd like me to to so you can live vicariously through me on my Austin adventure.
Right now, they only thing I have for sure is to start a fight with some Texans over the Alamo.
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TigerNet Elite [73592]
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sit in the illegal labor line
Jun 29, 2015, 2:07 PM
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waiting to be picked up for a job.
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Heisman Winner [81933]
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That sounds dangerous.***
Jun 29, 2015, 2:09 PM
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Valley Legend [12513]
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walk into a bar "nekkid" and yell "only two things in texas,
Jun 29, 2015, 2:14 PM
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steers and queers, don't see any horns in here!"
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Oculus Spirit [40782]
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Get married to a man***
Jun 29, 2015, 2:09 PM
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Heisman Winner [81933]
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No thank you.***
Jun 29, 2015, 2:10 PM
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Heisman Winner [82217]
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Heisman Winner [81933]
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You missed the joke on Friday about telling Texans that the
Jun 29, 2015, 2:12 PM
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Alamo heroes are all from other states. The Saltlick is 100% on the list for Thursday night troubles.
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Heisman Winner [82217]
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sorry, checked out early on Friday
Jun 29, 2015, 2:17 PM
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there needs to be a daily journal that I can refer to
Also a no brainer, but you need to check out the bands and bars on 6th street and hit late night the Korean taco truck Chi’Lantro
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Heisman Winner [81933]
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Which Salt Lick is the one to go to?***
Jun 29, 2015, 2:18 PM
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Heisman Winner [82217]
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the one in Driftwood, TX is the original
Jun 29, 2015, 2:23 PM
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and it is the sticks.
cash only
here's my pig:
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Clemson Sports Icon [58362]
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Run naked through the streets whilst carrying a
Jun 29, 2015, 2:14 PM
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confederate flag and screaming racial slurs
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Heisman Winner [81933]
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Done.***
Jun 29, 2015, 2:15 PM
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Top TigerNet [28073]
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Reenact the shootings from the Clock Tower.
Jun 29, 2015, 2:18 PM
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#Warlordintraining
#CauseTexas
#CauseIhatethatstate
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Oculus Spirit [41195]
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just generally mess with texas
Jun 29, 2015, 2:24 PM
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that will do it for me.
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Heisman Winner [78882]
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Ask every guy you run into if everything is bigger in Texas
Jun 29, 2015, 2:26 PM
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Wink at them as you do it.
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110%er [8243]
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Go to theChive headquarters, and go down the slide
Jun 29, 2015, 2:26 PM
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with half naked women.
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Heisman Winner [81933]
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I do like this idea, almost as much as stuffing my face with
Jun 29, 2015, 2:27 PM
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meat.
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Heisman Winner [81195]
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Go to a Hispanic night club and claim to be El Chapo***
Jun 29, 2015, 2:30 PM
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TigerNet Legend [147953]
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They have open carry in Texas.
Jun 29, 2015, 2:50 PM
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So make sure and take a few assault weapons on the plane with you!
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Heisman Winner [81933]
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I do plan to stop at the Dr. Pepper museum in Waco.
Jun 29, 2015, 2:52 PM
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Think there may be anything left stashed at the Branch Davidians compound?
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TigerNet Legend [147953]
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I doubt there are any weapons, but...
Jun 29, 2015, 3:32 PM
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there may be some women hanging around that are looking for a replacement cult leader, and everyone knows that cult leader sex with automaton religious zealots is the BEST sex.
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Ultimate Tiger [35234]
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Go to Blue Bell factory....
Jun 29, 2015, 3:20 PM
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and get listeria
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Heisman Winner [81933]
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Hey, that is just plain mean.
Jun 29, 2015, 3:23 PM
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I was only being mean to you in the other thread. It was self contained. Are you trying to start a war?
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Ultimate Tiger [35234]
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No...
Jun 29, 2015, 4:45 PM
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yes
no...Blue Bell is awesome and I've been to the factory before (it's not in Austin btw). I did not deaded.
But, if you want a drinking duel, I'm up to the challenge.
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Heisman Winner [81933]
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We'll do the drinking duel when I get back.***
Jun 29, 2015, 4:47 PM
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Game Day Hero [4368]
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Wrap yourself in an ISIS flag drenched in the blood of a
Jun 29, 2015, 3:29 PM
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suckling pig.
Wear flayed suckling pig on your head like a helmet.
Show up at 9:45 at the Salt Lick and tell them that you're there to help with the BBQ.
Mention that you hate America, especially Texas and that the pig represents everyone's mother.
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Heisman Winner [81933]
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It is Texas, dummy. They don't have pigs there.***
Jun 29, 2015, 3:31 PM
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Game Day Hero [4368]
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Muslims love pigs***
Jun 29, 2015, 3:32 PM
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Game Day Hero [4368]
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Heisman Winner [81933]
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I will do that, right after I give Kacey Musgraves my best.
Jun 29, 2015, 3:32 PM
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and by that, I mean my ######.
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Game Day Hero [4368]
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Collect and send nudz***
Jun 29, 2015, 3:41 PM
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Varsity [104]
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Visit Jester King Brewery. Get drunk. Ask Ron Extract
Jun 29, 2015, 3:45 PM
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what is wrong with his eye.
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Scout Team [176]
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Grab breakfast at Juan in a Million
Jun 29, 2015, 4:43 PM
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Cheap and awesome hangover food. The Don Juan is a #### ton of eggs, bacon, cheese, and potatoes for $5.
The death metal pizza joint was interesting, too.
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Ultimate Tiger [35234]
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Serious reply...go to Fonda San Miguel for Sunday Brunch***
Jun 29, 2015, 4:49 PM
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Heisman Winner [81933]
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I'll try. I don't know how late this show is going to go
Jun 29, 2015, 4:51 PM
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and I have to be back in Dallas by 2.
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