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GITT and enumerate things that make you less of a man
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GITT and enumerate things that make you less of a man


Aug 4, 2021, 8:49 AM

and other dumbassery

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Locally Hated since 1992


When someone posts a picture of a woman on the internet


Aug 4, 2021, 8:50 AM

and you don't comment on how you'd like to see her beefers.

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Swollen prostate


Aug 4, 2021, 8:51 AM

does that count? ;)

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Re: POTD^^^^^


Aug 4, 2021, 3:50 PM



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Using lotion when you J.O.***


Aug 4, 2021, 8:51 AM



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I also use a crock pot when I cook the family meals***


Aug 4, 2021, 9:04 AM



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Re: I also use a crock pot when I cook the family meals***


Aug 4, 2021, 9:51 AM

God you’re a pussy

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*your***


Aug 4, 2021, 9:57 AM



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Wait, does dry jerking make you more of a man?***


Aug 4, 2021, 9:19 AM [ in reply to Using lotion when you J.O.*** ]



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No. You hock a big green loogie born out of


Aug 4, 2021, 9:21 AM

seasonal allergies...just like grandpa used to do in the war.

Mucinex is like a performance enhancing drug for me.

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I switched to zyn pouches instead of copenhagen


Aug 4, 2021, 8:52 AM

after already switching from copenhagen long cut to pouches (still throw in long cut when playing golf, working in yard, or road trips)

I like leather seats in my truck

I'm pretty particular about how my clothes are folded and hung

I'm a sucker for a rom-com

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Bro I just bought some of those yesterday


Aug 4, 2021, 9:31 AM

1) First of all, why the #### is the can designed like that.
2) Second of all, am I supposed to be spitting or swallowing (lol)
3) Third of all, I put 2 6mg in at one time and HORRY SHEET it's strong.

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Been using them for a few years


Aug 4, 2021, 9:48 AM

Great because no one knows. No need to spit. You can drink with them in. Eating takes a little practice. No dip spit spills. All and all a better solution.

Of course if you want the really strong stuff, got to go to Sweden. They have the same nicotine pouches, up to 20mg. Stronger than legal in the US, but you can import them.

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https://www.snusdirect.com/nicotine-pouches


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agreed - wife seems to be ok with not having


Aug 4, 2021, 9:56 AM

spitters all over the place too (my main benefit) lol

but man, nothing like putting in a fat ####### wedge

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Just was a no brainer to transition


Aug 4, 2021, 10:42 AM

Dipped 15 years, and a friend mentioned Zyn. It was an easy transition, and so much better and more convenient. I can go in courthouses, meet with people, and no one knows.

They're expensive to ship, but those Swedish pouches pack a punch mightier than any can of dip. I keep a sleeve of them for special occasions, but mainly use Zyn.

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I went from long cut to camel snus. Can dip in class


Aug 4, 2021, 11:21 AM

without kids knowing. Gave me awful indigestion, especially if I ate something salty

Then I transitioned to quitting all together. Was hard as #### to quit. But I don't regret quitting at all.

Saved enough money to rent on IOP


Message was edited by: FBCoachSC®


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I like your funny words magic man


sometimes I spit


Aug 4, 2021, 9:55 AM [ in reply to Bro I just bought some of those yesterday ]

b/c I miss dipping haha. I'm stuck on 2 6mg a pop now...pretty much have 2 in all day. It's bad. Need to try and move to the 3s to ween myself off of em.

I noticed they hit me like a freight train after some ganj.

I've started to try 2 in the morning w/ coffee...then singles throughout the day. Then 2 after supper.

I also switched to the smooth flavor instead of the wintergreen. MOstly b/c the wintergreens were never in stock, but after switching, I get way less acid reflux type #### than I did from the wintergreen.

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I mix flavors all the time. For some reason they get


Aug 4, 2021, 11:13 AM

old, where with dip it never did. Favorite is spearmint.

Now in the morning I like a coffee flavor with a cup of coffee. If you drink coffee, try it.

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Boston Be A Man on Tik Tok is who you are looking for.


Aug 4, 2021, 8:52 AM

However, knowing about this makes me less of a man

https://www.tiktok.com/@bostonbeaman?lang=en

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For better or worse, I have done some of those.


Aug 4, 2021, 10:04 AM

Hey FBCoachSC® this one is about you

https://www.tiktok.com/@bostonbeaman/video/6988133989382933766?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1

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I once owned an automatic transmission vehicle


Aug 4, 2021, 8:57 AM

just one though.

Every other car/truck I have ever owned has been manual.

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Re: GITT and enumerate things that make you less of a man


Aug 4, 2021, 9:00 AM

Things I DO DO:

- Refusing to eat things past the sell-by date (esp seafood)
- Using fabric softener
- Knowing that a gas grill is more efficient and more practical than charcoal. There's a reason Wolfgang Puck doesn't use charcoal in his kitchen
- Enjoying hummus and couscous
- Sucking ####



Things I DON'T DO:

- Paying someone to cut your grass
- Have throw pillows
- Scared of snakes or spiders
- Sucking ####

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I pay someone to cut my grass


Aug 4, 2021, 9:01 AM

and cook meat on a pellet grill

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Re: GITT and enumerate things that make you less of a man


Aug 4, 2021, 9:11 AM

1. I pay someone to cut my grass. Same guy does other #### I don't feel like doing as well, like pressure washing, spreading mulch, killing underbrush in the trees behind the house, etc.

B. All my clothes except draws, socks and shorts go on hangers in my closet.

* I bought a sixer of "craft" NA beer yesterday to see how it tastes. No review yet as cans were not cold by close of play yesterday. (I cannot wait for the responses to this one)

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LOL, When you bought craft beer, did you go through the


Aug 4, 2021, 9:21 AM

self check-out aisle while hiding it under cereal boxes in hopes that nobody saw you.

I don't think I would've admitted that one.

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It was a bottle shop not the grocery so i had to hide


Aug 4, 2021, 9:29 AM

it amongst other packs of beer.

And if Bull can admit he drives an MDX, i think i'm ok'ing owning this one.

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I drive an MDX***


Aug 4, 2021, 8:12 PM



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And


Aug 4, 2021, 9:18 AM

I watched outlander
I’m in charge of fridge and pantry organization
I keep the house straight
I do my own laundry (not wife or kids)

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Re: And


Aug 4, 2021, 9:33 AM

Same on the fridge/pantry and, well, really the whole kitchen. I do all the cooking but wifeof does all the cleaning, so i didn't count this as a deduction. Also it gives me free reign to buy new gadgets, appliances and cookware as i see fit.

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I invite 12 of my best fuccboi friends over on Sunday


Aug 4, 2021, 9:18 AM

mornings for orange juice, medium rare bacon, and Hongry Jack pancakes

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My wife offered me a


Aug 4, 2021, 9:23 AM

Blowie and I said no thanks

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I've never turned down an offer because


Aug 4, 2021, 9:25 AM

mine never just offers.

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I said no thanks AND sulked about it***


Aug 4, 2021, 9:36 AM [ in reply to My wife offered me a ]



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I have never turned down one of those


Aug 4, 2021, 10:10 AM [ in reply to My wife offered me a ]

and also never been offered one.

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Check Tmale***


Aug 4, 2021, 11:00 AM



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I am picking up what you're putting down


Aug 4, 2021, 4:33 PM [ in reply to My wife offered me a ]

I got my #### sucked and ###### by her boyfriend last night.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


CS02 started it - heart emoji***


Aug 4, 2021, 4:35 PM



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Hongry Jack or Hangry Jock?


Aug 4, 2021, 11:14 AM [ in reply to I invite 12 of my best fuccboi friends over on Sunday ]

Just wanted to make sure you didn't misspell anything.

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I pay someone to cut my grass and do yardwork...


Aug 4, 2021, 9:25 AM

therefore do not currently own a lawnmower.

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This doesn't make you less of a man.


Aug 4, 2021, 9:43 AM

This just means you have graduated from doing that menial task.

I too outsource the cutting of grass, and haven't owned a lawnmower since 2015.

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How about wife-of is stay-at-home mom...


Aug 4, 2021, 10:50 AM

and we still have a maid that comes once a week...and I "allow" that to happen.

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Ok..I can't defend that one.***


Aug 4, 2021, 11:38 AM



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Or a house***


Aug 4, 2021, 11:24 AM [ in reply to This doesn't make you less of a man. ]



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I like your funny words magic man


I had a house in 2015. Actually, I had two houses in 2015.


Aug 4, 2021, 11:42 AM

Once in Clemson, and one in Mt Pleasant.

You were still mooching off your parents in 2015, weren't you?

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Vaping, lululemon attire, bidet usage.***


Aug 4, 2021, 9:25 AM



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in a million years


Aug 4, 2021, 9:59 AM

I would've never pegged you as a vaper

you got the double battery cannon type? or the sleek juule type?

just for ganj, or tobacco as well?

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Oh was this a confessional?


Aug 4, 2021, 10:08 AM

No, I do none of those things. I thought we were slinging mud.

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lol - touche


Aug 4, 2021, 10:26 AM

i rescind my statement



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I've never driven a stick.***


Aug 4, 2021, 9:27 AM



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Re: I've never driven a stick.***


Aug 4, 2021, 9:28 AM



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I was proud when someone told me our


Aug 4, 2021, 9:35 AM

redecorated bedroom was very “Pottery Barn”

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I let my mom decorate my house in Chip and Joanna


Aug 4, 2021, 9:36 AM

Gaines style. So I feel that.

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Oh man right when that look is On the way out too!


Aug 4, 2021, 9:41 AM

Wait, me knowing that isn’t manly.

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It's run its course over the past couple of years for sure


Aug 4, 2021, 9:44 AM

I think I'm gonna do mid-century modern or industrial contemporary next (if that's a thing)

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How about medieval deco?***


Aug 4, 2021, 9:46 AM



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I would have to take some consultation from


Aug 4, 2021, 9:47 AM

RH Tig before going that route. I wouldn't even know where to start

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First, we need to collect skulls.


Aug 4, 2021, 10:16 AM

Do you have a list, or should we work from mine? It's long enough to decorate your next four houses, so no worries if you don't have one already.

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Re: It's run its course over the past couple of years for sure


Aug 4, 2021, 4:21 PM [ in reply to It's run its course over the past couple of years for sure ]

We’re going French Country Modern

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#### pottery barn


Aug 4, 2021, 10:00 AM [ in reply to I was proud when someone told me our ]

they have an existential crisis on their hands. and they're one of our customers.

but gahhdamnit man...how the ####...in this day and age...they gone charge a flat fee 10% for shipping? chapped my motherfuckingass when the wife ordered some ####### curtains for the nursery and I looked at the bill.

called their ### raising hell...that's their policy. unfuckingbelievable

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Re: #### pottery barn


Aug 4, 2021, 10:25 AM

My story is proof that Target Sheek is the same look as Pottery Barn

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was a triggered lashing


Aug 4, 2021, 10:28 AM

and forewarning for fellow blowhard cheap ##### like myself. no intent to judge.

like I said, my wife buy #### from there all the time despite my ### chappage lol

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I've watched all of both Outer Banks


Aug 4, 2021, 9:49 AM

And all of Outlander. I used to let my wife drive the boat on/off the trailer but have ceased that activity. I have always done my own laundry, and do most of the cleaning in the house, except for her bathroom that I'm not getting near.

I also own 3 pieces of Vineyard Vines attire, but they are only shirts.

I would rather live in a smaller house than bigger one, and I sold my diesel 3500 pickup, and probably will never own another one.

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I’ve developed a slight case of man ##### over the years.


Aug 4, 2021, 10:01 AM

They’re often referred to as moobs. But I’d prefer to call them mitties. I enjoy touching my mitties. Does this make me less masculine?

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Can I mittyfuck you?***


Aug 4, 2021, 10:04 AM



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How did you get mittyfuck past the filter?


Aug 4, 2021, 10:19 AM

You’ve earned it. So yes.

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Letting your wife drive you around in your own truck/boat


Aug 4, 2021, 10:35 AM

When not drunk or high, of course.

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I dunno. I didn't know that when I got married I was also


Aug 4, 2021, 11:35 AM

signing up to be someone's chauffeur for the rest of my life.

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I usually take it to mean the wife is the better driver***


Aug 4, 2021, 12:01 PM



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I was gonna post this same thing - I let her drive because


Aug 4, 2021, 12:47 PM

she is anxious in the car and her being "in control" helps that.


She is a 10X worse driver than me - hits the brakes WAY too early, too hard . . . follows 8 car lengths behind, regardless, and is constantly being swerved in front of by cars cutting over, in, etc.

I am working hard at keeping her from being the 5 mph over the limit person in the left lane. She's terrible.

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Brad Brownell: Only Larry freaking Shyatt has a WORSE overall winning percentage among Clemson basketball coaches since 1975. Let that sink in. It's Larry Shyatt & then Brad Brownell.


Pretty sure in that case her anxiety would take a backseat


Aug 4, 2021, 12:49 PM

to my physical safety.

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I had 2 sentences after what is officially posted here -


Aug 4, 2021, 2:52 PM

that I removed . . . . they were telling of reverse cowgirl and such . . . .


If I had left those in, you might have a little more understanding of my life choices as far as who is driving the vehicle when we are together.

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Brad Brownell: Only Larry freaking Shyatt has a WORSE overall winning percentage among Clemson basketball coaches since 1975. Let that sink in. It's Larry Shyatt & then Brad Brownell.


Re: GITT and enumerate things that make you less of a man


Aug 4, 2021, 10:37 AM

Sometimes my wife wants a foot rub and I give her one while she watches one of those Real Housewife shows or HGTV and I just sit there and tolerate it.

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JFC, Cata


Aug 4, 2021, 10:46 AM

do you still have testicles ?










































Asking for TXtigerfan

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Sorry man, I'm much more of a man than anybody here


Aug 4, 2021, 11:26 AM

I don't even open my butt cheeks to wash my ### because that's gay.

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I like your funny words magic man


So how do you get way up there where the real #### hides?***


Aug 4, 2021, 2:48 PM



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I live in my in-laws house


Aug 4, 2021, 2:52 PM

for free to stretch my bus driver's salary

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Unrelated, but I had post # 69***


Aug 4, 2021, 2:52 PM



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nice***


Aug 4, 2021, 3:14 PM



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Is this still cool if you have been


Aug 4, 2021, 4:22 PM

married for 11 years?

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I turned my man card in about 8 or 9 yrs ago.


Aug 4, 2021, 4:25 PM

I lived on the mountain alone and had planted a 65' X 65' garden. The upper corner was all ambrosia corn and the ears were just 7-8" long.

I had a 12ga pump and plenty other stuff to run critters off with so when I heard a stirring in the garden I grabbed the shotgun and maglite and headed out the back door. When I reported the event here in the Lounge I told of facing down a mother bear and her cub.

I also reported that I turned chickenchit before I got to the garden and let the feast on my corn crop continue. Every stalk of corn was on the ground. Turned out it was nothing but coons.

If I gave up on this restoration job before the clearcoat was cut and buffed and the exterior trim was reinstalled I'd probably feel less a man. I'm just trying to earn back my man card.

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