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Re: Happy tart 'Dad Joke' Tuesday!
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Jun 24, 2025, 7:49 AM
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Was at the beach with my 2 Sons, then 3 & 6 when a lady that had been hit so hard by a breaker it knocked her top off came by. Covering up as best she could as she ran by us, my oldest hollered out to her " Mam if you are going to drown them puppies, I'll take the one with the brown nose"
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Jun 24, 2025, 7:52 AM
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"Babe is it in?"
"Yea."
"Does it hurt?"
"Uh huh."
"Let me put it in slowly."
"It still hurts."
"Okay, let's try another shoe size."
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Hopefully these come through
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Jun 24, 2025, 8:04 AM
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Probably a better way to do this but it was quick and I didn't want four separate attachments
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Yesterday a watched a nature documentary about a chameleon that couldn’t change colors.
Yep, he had a-reptile distinction!!
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It’s hotter than Trevor Lawrence vs Alabama!.
Why was Darth Vader referred to as Lord Vader?
Because calling him
Master Vader made all the Stormtroopers giggle.
A woodpecker visited the Petrified Forest.
He found it impeccable
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lol, +1***
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Numbers are strange, odd even.
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Instead of all this war, let’s make a plan to deliver vegetables to those in need. Then we’ll have world peas. Though some people don’t carrot all, lettuce give it a chance. It beets dropping bombs.
My family thinks it’s weird that I stare through the window during a heavy downpour. It would be a lot less weird if they’d just let me inside.
Sign at airport bathroom:
Service Here Is Temporarily suspended.
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Haven't heard this one in quite a while, but it was always one of my favorites.
The gamecocks were out practicing one day, when one of their athletes came across a white, powdery substance. Confused, and even a little scared, the players went to his coach and asked him what the substance was. The coach was heard to say he had never seen, nor ever heard of such in his whole life. At this point, confused, and a little scared, the coach called the head of the athletic department, who also had never seen, nor come across such a substance. Authorities were immediately alerted. Local police were called, DEA and the FBI; all called in for advanced analysis of this unknown, white powdery substance.
Several weeks passed, until one day, the FBI, DEA and local police all showed up to give their report
"Sir, that white, powdery substance.... It's called the Goal Line"
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Something Herschel
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Never sniffed! 
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