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Rooter [221]
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Somewhat,Serious Question......
Feb 13, 2015, 11:03 AM
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Am I/we are suppose to be offended as tiger fans when a dirtcooter calls me/us a "tater"?....
I mean seriously.... I LIKE TATERS!!!!!
Fried Taters,Baked Taters,Mashed Taters... etc.... I mean I LIKE TATERS!!!!!!
Thoughts?...... GO TIGERS!!!!
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Boiling 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew precious***
Feb 13, 2015, 11:04 AM
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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werd...
Feb 13, 2015, 11:05 AM
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ima potentater.
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All-TigerNet [11161]
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tater salad***
Feb 13, 2015, 11:09 AM
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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^^^ this.***
Feb 13, 2015, 11:10 AM
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Ron White:
I got thrown out of a bar in New York City. Now, when I say I got thrown out of a bar, I don't mean someone asked me to leave, and we walked to the door together, and I said, "Bye everyone, I gotta go!" Six bouncers picked me up and hurled me out of that bar like I was a Frisbee. Those big old New York bouncers that think about bouncing. They hang out with other bouncers, talking about bouncing. They go home at night and watch Road House and fondle themselves. For wearing a hat. I walk into a bar and the bouncer comes over to me, real pissy, and goes, "Take off the hat!" I'm like, "What's the deal?" He goes, "I'll tell you what the deal is. Gay people in this area wear hats; we're tryin' to keep them out of our club!" Oh really? The only way we can tell down in Texas is if they have their hair cut like, yours. And he got all pissed. Anyway, I took off the hat, and he walked away. About an hour later, I was drinking and I forgot. Ever forget? It happened to me. I put the hat on, and he comes back over. Now, I'm between six-one and six-six depending on which convenience store I'm leaving. I weigh two hundred and thirty pounds, and this guy comes over, poking me in the shoulder. He says, "You're outta here!" and I said, "I don't think so, Scooter!" And I was wrong. They hurled me out of that bar. And then they squared off with me in the parking lot, and I backed down from the fight, cause I don't know how many of them it would have taken to whip my ###, but I knew how many they were going to use. That's a handy little piece of information, right there. The police got called because we broke a chair on the way out, and I refused to pay for it. I refused to pay for it cause *we* broke it over *my* thigh. And at that point, I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability. The cop was like, "Mr. White, you are being charged with drunk in public-KA!" I was like, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I was drunk in a bar! They, threw me into public-KA! I don't want to be drunk in public! I wanna be drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal! Arrest them!" He didn't arrest them, instead he had me do a field sobriety check, where you stand on one foot, raise the other foot six inches off the ground, and count to thirty. I made it to "woo!" Is that going to be close enough? It wasn't, so they called in for my arrest record. There's some good news! Satellites are linking up in outer space. Computer banks at NASA are kicking on. There's a telegraph in Fritch, Texas, going: beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Ron White: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. This part takes a while. Brrrrinnnng! Shorthand.
Ron White: Beep. Now, I told you that story, to tell you this story. When I was seventeen, I was arrested for being drunk in... public.
Ron White: If you knew Morse code, you'd know that already. And one DWI, which was a bogus charge, cause it turns out they were stopping every driver, traveling down that particular sidewalk. And that's profiling. And profiling is wrong! The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down the street me, in a town of less than four hundred people. *We've met.* Now, he takes me to jail, and he asks me if I have any aliases.
Ron White: And I was just being a smartass, and I said, "Yeah. They call me, "Tater Salad!" " Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed on a bench in New York with blood coming out of my nose, and this cop goes, "Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?" Ya caught me! Ya caught the tater!
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Rooter [221]
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Re: ^^^ this.***
Feb 13, 2015, 11:20 AM
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THAT'S A FUNNY STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +1
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All-TigerNet [11161]
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Ron White rules***
Feb 13, 2015, 11:30 AM
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Orange Blooded [2551]
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Don't forget
Feb 13, 2015, 10:12 PM
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Tater tot
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110%er [8867]
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Re: ^^^ this.***
Feb 13, 2015, 9:39 PM
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This is funny
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Oculus Spirit [97119]
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I like most kind of taters... 'cept for
Feb 13, 2015, 11:06 AM
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d!cktaters
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110%er [5989]
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Is that why they don't mind being called c0cks?***
Feb 13, 2015, 11:08 AM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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^^^Underrated post is underrated***
Feb 13, 2015, 11:18 AM
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110%er [5093]
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Re: Somewhat,Serious Question......
Feb 13, 2015, 11:39 AM
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I guess.
Supposedly I'm supposed to be upset at being called a coot.
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All-In [37023]
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I THINK YOU SHOULD BE UPSET
Feb 13, 2015, 11:44 AM
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BECAUSE OF YOUR FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL SEASONS AND YOUR FOOTBALL RECRUITING CLASS MORE THAN BEING CALLED A COOT.
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Legend [16629]
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WOULDN'T IT BE MORE EFFICIENT
Feb 13, 2015, 11:45 AM
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TO DO ALL OF THAT AT THE SAME TIME?
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110%er [9103]
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Tater makes me smile, 'cause I know they do it with
Feb 13, 2015, 12:04 PM
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hate in their hearts....
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All-TigerNet [10572]
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Do potato chips count
Feb 13, 2015, 12:19 PM
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I like potato chips
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Rooter [221]
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Re: Do potato chips count
Feb 13, 2015, 9:29 PM
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Forgot to mention that...
YES!!!! Potato chips do count......
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All-In [40970]
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Napolean Dynamite says
Feb 13, 2015, 9:45 PM
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All-TigerNet [10871]
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They think being a farmer is an insult...
Feb 14, 2015, 12:55 AM
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Shows how ignorant they are to this country and how much they must take for granted.
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CU Guru [1898]
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Heck No. It's a Badge of Honor***
Feb 14, 2015, 1:30 AM
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