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Women be shoppin.
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Women be shoppin.

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May 23, 2024, 11:11 AM
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IE, I have a solution for your spending problem. Give that AmEx to your wife for a week.

I am looking the budget after a three day work trip this week. During those three days, we have three Amazon charges, plus three different online clothing purchases. There were also multiple trips to the grocery store despite groceries for the week being purchased before I left.

The cherry on top of this is $55 for some name brand toddler "water shoes" which are essentially, children's Crocs. Target sells a similar (to me, identical) brand for $15. Sadly, those were not up to my wife's standards. Luckily, she was able to find well over $100 worth of other things to buy at Target on her trip.

I don't even understand how she had time to be doing this much shopping. I might be buying her a Dave Ramsey subscription for her birthday.

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Use the Adidas water shoe for biking. Light as a feather:

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May 23, 2024, 11:18 AM
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My wife and her little cronies have this whole name brand clothing underground

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May 23, 2024, 11:21 AM
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market going on amongst themselves, if it wasn't so ridiculous it would be impressive. Some of the items may be shoplifted, I dunno...Don't really care either as long as we're paying $10 for what was a $60 dress, pair of shoes, etc. They're like little drug dealers but with kids clothes, you go over to one of their houses and they've got the goods on the table. Pay cash and leave.

I feel you though, we've probably got $500 worth of Life Vacs. Couldn't just have one, we needed one for our house, grandparents house, in the boat, the car...we've hoarded Life Vacs like they're potable water during a hurricane.

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If I was on a jury, I would never convict someone for shoplifting kids clothes.

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May 23, 2024, 11:37 AM
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My wife is normally very good about hitting the consignment sales, etc. But if I had a penny for every time I've heard "we need to buy the boys some clothes, they don't have anything to wear," well, I'd be able to afford most of this stuff.

I just don't understand it. How do they not have anything to wear? Their closets are literally overflowing. "Oh, that's out of season." "They don't fit in those anymore"

Of course, my wife also complains about how much work it is to get the stains out of these clothes. My solution, to buy cheap stuff so it won't matter so much, was not well received.

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This is one of those 'returns' that isn't monetary.

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May 23, 2024, 11:21 AM
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But I guess it kinda is.

This is reason number 87 that we keep separate accounts. We literally get a package from Amazon EVERY.DAY.

But its not my money, so I don't keep up with it.

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JCrew has online sales CONSTANTLY and they will ship quickly to the house

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May 23, 2024, 11:30 AM
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I know this because we had multiple boxes coming last week. I had to finally blow-up a little and question what the funk we were doing here.

Also, NONE of those boxes contained anything for me, but she did feel bad and buy me an expensive shirt I asked her not to buy me sometime after my birthday. It came last weekend...with more stuff in there for one of my sons.

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J Crew was one of our, well her, online clothing purchases this week.***

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May 23, 2024, 11:38 AM
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Some of the items are super cheap, so you can buy multiple sizes then send

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May 23, 2024, 11:41 AM
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back what you don't like, except some of them are FINAL SALE which cannot be returned and also she doesn't return anything, just reminds me that I need to return them for her.

It's a fun game.

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My wife is a cheapskate.

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May 23, 2024, 11:34 AM
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I do love that woman.

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MauldinT, where are you???


all of our wives keep me employed

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May 23, 2024, 11:48 AM
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keep clickin that buy button, and my machines will keep puttin #### on trucks for your wimmens




but I'm in the same boat...our shopping budget gets absolutely obliterated every month. just ####### smashed. makes me so mad.

somehow though, we've hit monthly budgets 2 months in a row. I think it's because I fired dawghater2she from managing monthly opex

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Dawg: GOOD MORNING HONEY! Quick reminder that we are now 17% of the

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May 23, 2024, 11:58 AM
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way through the month, and have spent 21% of the monthly shopping allowance.

Let's take a day or two off here and get back on track, mkay?


Wife: BAE it's Memorial Day. Pipe down mkay? SHEEZ. Can't we just enjoy a 3 day holiday without obsessing over every nickel?

Dawg: Uh. Whatevs. Ya, that reminds me. Didn't we commit to cooking a beef tenderloin for the neighbors on Sat?

Dawg on Tues: Hey, sorry but I'd be remiss if I didn't at least make you aware....we are now 34% of the way through the month and are at 99% of spend. Better start meal planning with what's on hand. We WILL NOT miss budget again.

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you got a bug in my house?***

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May 23, 2024, 12:00 PM
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If you aren't paying interest, it will be okay.

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May 23, 2024, 12:04 PM
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But maybe you gotta hide more of the money before it gets to the main account.

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I mean, I just brought in a Kohl's and 2 Old Navy packages off the porch.

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May 23, 2024, 12:51 PM
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Must be school clothes for the kids, what with school getting out next week and all.

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