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Oculus Spirit [43241]
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I just ate an ice cream sandwich while pooping.
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May 4, 2025, 10:20 PM
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I feel like this is more of a Monday Morning lunge post but it happened tonight so I figured why not get the ball rolling.
Now, this is not a thing I do regularly. I think this is the first; at least with an ice cream sandwich. But there were some special considerations.
1) I already started eating the ice cream sandwich.
b) This was no ordinary ice cream sandwich. It was a Reese's Ice Cream Sandwich.
3) I thought it would make a funny post.
I was sitting at my desk, about to start on a spreadsheet while nibblin' this lil tasty treat, and I got the call. And I made a decision. I wasn't sure how long it was going to take, and I sure as hell was not going to let it melt. So I went.
The chocolate coating left me in something of a dilema when it would be time to wipe, so I made a second decision to sit there and finish it first, even though as hemis go, that's a high-risk move.
Would I do it again? Absolutely.
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Orange Immortal [66554]
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#NotAllHeroesWearCapes***
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May 4, 2025, 10:25 PM
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All-Time Great [90641]
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Did you poop in the dark?***
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May 5, 2025, 12:03 AM
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Oculus Spirit [43241]
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yes?***
May 5, 2025, 10:03 AM
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [108655]
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You're living the life. I envy you.***
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May 5, 2025, 6:43 AM
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Paw Master [16403]
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My 3 year old and 6 year old both do this on the reg.
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May 5, 2025, 8:08 AM
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Except they'll bring the whole plate with them sometimes.
Makes sense from an efficiency standpoint. Especially while eating something that will melt.
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Oculus Spirit [43241]
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I knew this would be a safe space.***
May 5, 2025, 10:04 AM
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Heisman Winner [87125]
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I don't know what's more disgusting. The act of eating ice cream while ########
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May 5, 2025, 10:17 AM
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or the fact that you're eating ice cream at 10:20 you porker.
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Oculus Spirit [43241]
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Save it for the column, Emily.***
May 5, 2025, 10:34 AM
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Top TigerNet [30259]
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I'll take
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May 5, 2025, 10:18 AM
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peak male performance, for $600 please Alex.
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TigerNet Champion [118101]
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Did you J
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May 5, 2025, 10:20 AM
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your D after you ate? Kill three birds with one stone.
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Oculus Spirit [43241]
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No.
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May 5, 2025, 10:33 AM
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The ice cream sandwich was my reward for coitus.
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TigerNet Champion [118101]
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Braggart. How was it?
May 5, 2025, 10:35 AM
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The Reese's Ice Cream sandwich, that is? I wanna try one.
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Oculus Spirit [43241]
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So good you'll want to eat it while you poop.***
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May 5, 2025, 10:36 AM
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [108655]
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Next up try coitus on the toilet while eating an ice cream sammich.***
May 5, 2025, 12:15 PM
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Oculus Spirit [43241]
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I believe that's called a Blumpkin Sandwich.
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May 5, 2025, 12:32 PM
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Also s/o to The Tiger newspaper for teaching me what a blumpkin was freshman year.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [108655]
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Wow. I had forgotten that term.***
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May 5, 2025, 12:33 PM
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Orange Elite [5124]
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That's a picture of the ice cream sammy, right? RIGHT?!***
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May 5, 2025, 12:32 PM
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Oculus Spirit [43241]
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Yours doesn't look like that after you wipe?***
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May 5, 2025, 12:39 PM
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Orange Elite [5124]
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Only when I put it under a black light***
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May 5, 2025, 12:41 PM
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This made me cream
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May 5, 2025, 4:51 PM
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I MEAN SCREAM!
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