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Whats the line on the spring game tomorrow?
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Whats the line on the spring game tomorrow?

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Apr 4, 2025, 1:12 PM
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I stopped on the side of the road to get a styrofoam cup of boiled peanuts up in Slater Marietta today, and the guy cooking them mentioned he had some tickets available that he wasn’t able to use because his wife’s mother got bitten by her pet snake and can’t climb stairs very well due to the swelling. He offered me a great deal if I would just buy all six of them, so I’m gonna take my whole family tomorrow for only $60 a seat. I am giddy! Go Clemson!

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Did he comp

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Apr 4, 2025, 1:25 PM
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the peanuts.

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Re: Did he comp

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Apr 4, 2025, 1:52 PM
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He said he wished he could, but he was only running the stand for his friend who got admitted to Greenville Memorial last night for a sugar episode, so I felt bad for him.

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A nice catchy limerick

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Apr 4, 2025, 2:21 PM
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to promote his peanut business would have been a good trade.

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Wait, is that you, Clarnsworth? Clarnsworth McNurbleglinker who sold me the tix?

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Apr 4, 2025, 4:25 PM
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Man, it’s gotta be you! How else would anybody know I gave you a peanut limerick? Ha - I swear the best people are on these Tiger nets!

Thanks again so much for the opportunity for me and my kids to go to the game - they all have various forms of Lymebergers disease and ACHD, so this will be good for them.

You and your friend definitely need to use that limerick – I know it will sell peanuts!

“They’re salty and steamy and tasty,
So don’t let these nuts go to waste-y!
The taste of the South
Is nuts in your mouth!
Grab mine and enjoy them post haste-y!”

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Much appreciated

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Apr 4, 2025, 5:26 PM
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That’s funny stuff right there. I don’t care who you are.

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Re: Whats the line on the spring game tomorrow?

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Apr 4, 2025, 2:22 PM
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What a steal. Robbed him blind for sure

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I know, right? Ha.


Apr 5, 2025, 12:24 PM
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You just don’t get an opportunity to see the Clemson squad play under the lights very often, so we’re really excited!

See y’all at 7:30 for kickoff!

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Maybe you can scalp them to pay for the beers.

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Apr 4, 2025, 5:02 PM
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You had to be drunk when you bought them.😉

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Naw, Bret - I havent had a drop to drink since

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Apr 4, 2025, 5:15 PM
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my cousin was overserved at little place out near Fair Play several years ago and marooned his jonboat on a sandbar on Hartwell. He was severely dehydrated and didn’t have his gout medication, and his toe pain and delirium resulted into an unfortunate autoamputation scenario. He was almost septic when DNR found him throwing his toes at passing boats. Can’t even think about drinkin without the image of his foot haunting me.

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