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Rock Defender [54]
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1, 3, 2
Dec 1, 2016, 3:28 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79670]
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Amazingly, that wouldn't be the strangest thing I've
Dec 1, 2016, 3:31 PM
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ever seen on the beach.
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All-In [29076]
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Story time please***
Dec 1, 2016, 3:31 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79670]
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There really isn't a story, per se
Dec 1, 2016, 3:48 PM
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I've seen an 80+ year old guy in a bikini(one of those scrunchy butt ones), tranny's on tricycles, two chicks walking into the ocean with some sort of wool like blanket wrapped around them taking selfies, the list goes on man.
The best story isn't really a weird one. We were on family vacation with my moms side of the family at Litchfield I believe. We come to the beach prepared to drink for at least 8-10 hours, and set up our desired location. A little hippie family sets up shop right next to us with their little blanket and trail mix. Idiots decide to start feeding the seagulls right next to us. My uncle, cousins and I are all in the ocean, so my dad is holding down the fort. My dad hates birds. He goes ballistic on the hippie, and hippie must have been feeling froggy that day so he snapped back at him, probably thinking he was alone. We witness what's happening and emerge from the ocean. We are certainly not the tallest family in the world, but we aren't skinny fellas either, and we rolled up on this SOB like the gotdam Fantastic 4. I'm not sure how that kid could ever respect his dad after the beta behavior he showed once our clan(with a c NOT k) descended on them. He probably would have let us take turns on his wife if we had wanted to.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Re: There really isn't a story, per se
Dec 1, 2016, 3:57 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79670]
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I guess you would have had to of been there***
Dec 1, 2016, 3:58 PM
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All-In [38514]
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Make up a story for us. We don't care if it's true.***
Dec 1, 2016, 4:01 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79670]
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I don't know what you want...Violence? Sex? Drugs?
Dec 1, 2016, 4:11 PM
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There was the time I threatened to turn a guys head into a canoe because he wouldn't leave my sister alone at a restaurant.
I fell out of a tree drunk into the storm surge during Tropical Storm Andrea in 2013
Witnessed a manatee #### at like 3 in the morning while heavily intoxicated, thought it was alligators and went into survival mode, totally freaking everyone out.
Went to a bar this past year down the street that was within eye shot of the house, somehow got separated from the group and lost. Showed up 1.5 hours later and had lost my shirt. No recollection of what happened.
Tried to help baby sea turtles make it to the ocean, drew the ire of turtle nazis. I still don't understand that one.
Too much material to formulate the type of story you're looking for I think.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Pic of Sister? So we can help keep her safe?***
Dec 1, 2016, 4:41 PM
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CU Medallion [56125]
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Yep. Lame-o. That said, look at the original pic.
Dec 1, 2016, 8:03 PM
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The one-headed chick has thighs twice as big as the two-headed chick.
lol to myself @ "one-headed chick".
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All-In [28802]
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Rock Defender [54]
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All-In [38514]
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1 & 2 at the same time. Then 3.***
Dec 1, 2016, 3:37 PM
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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i dont think you can do them NOT at the same time...***
Dec 1, 2016, 5:11 PM
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All-In [38514]
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Well...
Dec 1, 2016, 5:39 PM
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You could kill one first.
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SO many questions
Dec 1, 2016, 4:08 PM
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do they both make the O face? what if the mammary nerves were switched and left boob went with right head? can they get action on the frank and beans at the same time? which face would you....on? both? split the uprights? who's name do you moan?
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CU Medallion [60325]
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does "no" mean no for both?
Dec 1, 2016, 4:10 PM
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what if one says yes?
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Oculus Spirit [79561]
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Lost it at split the uprights***
Dec 1, 2016, 4:25 PM
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Rock Defender [54]
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Oculus Spirit [79561]
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any more bikini shots doe?
Dec 1, 2016, 4:33 PM
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asking for a fran
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All-In [40397]
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wood ewe finnish once or twice?
Dec 1, 2016, 7:18 PM
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of course this is being axed on behalf of a frand
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All-In [38514]
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I bet when one eats tacos, the other one be pissed.***
Dec 1, 2016, 4:43 PM
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All-In [49229]
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How do you know one of them is gay?***
Dec 1, 2016, 5:09 PM
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I would walk up to them and ask 'are you all right?'***
Dec 1, 2016, 5:29 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79561]
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Look like lefties to me***
Dec 1, 2016, 5:40 PM
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Heisman Winner [112363]
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WHAT THE...!!! ******
Dec 1, 2016, 5:36 PM
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Oculus Spirit [83625]
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You know how some chicks like to hang out with other...
Dec 1, 2016, 6:12 PM
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chicks that make them look better? Well, the chick on the right is smoking in that picture.
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Legend [17753]
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On the right, or the right one?***
Dec 1, 2016, 6:13 PM
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CU Medallion [73570]
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you know what sucks
Dec 1, 2016, 6:22 PM
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When your as wide as Siamese twins
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Head Coach [764]
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Hardest game of
Dec 1, 2016, 8:48 PM
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Eff, marry, kill EVAR
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