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Drum roll...it's 'Dad Joke' Tuesday!
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Drum roll...it's 'Dad Joke' Tuesday!

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Jun 10, 2025, 7:25 AM
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Alright...the exuberance doesn't work for me either! Still...always time for a smile, snort (the stifling giggle kind!), or outright belly laugh!

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!" :( That one stin...never mind!

I was winning an argument with the wife...but then...she took her top off! I was speechless! It was a darn bewby trap! I never realized she could stoop that low!

Keep cool, Tiger Nation and if it's a good one, I hope your "Tuesday afternoon is never ending!" ;)

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lol, +1***

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Jun 10, 2025, 7:26 AM
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Jun 10, 2025, 7:31 AM
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Why did Karen press ctrl + alt + delete? she wanted to speak with the Task Manager. :0)

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Jun 10, 2025, 7:53 AM
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"A couple on their first date decide to go to his place afterwards. When they arrive, before he even gets the house keys out of his pocket, the girl says, 'You know, I can actually tell whether the man I’m dating and I are compatible just based on how he opens the door. If he busts it open, it means that he’s a selfish lover, and that’s definitely not someone I’m interested in. If he drops the keys, it means that he’s inexperienced in bed, and that’s not who I’m looking for either. So how do you open the door?'”
“'Well,' says the guy, 'I’ll just lick the lock first if you don’t mind.'”

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


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Jun 10, 2025, 9:12 AM
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What does a pig say on a hot summer day?
I’m bacon out here!

T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt.
It's because of the small arms.

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People in Dubai dont like The Flintstones. But people in Abu Dhabi do.

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Jun 10, 2025, 9:47 AM
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If your kids are already lying around acting lazy and complaining that there’s nothing to do this summer…they might need to see a psychologist. Just make sure they’re bored certified.

Are fashion designers clothes minded? The joke works with this thread.

Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? The retail store.

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Jun 10, 2025, 9:57 AM
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My wife asked me why I never bought her flowers. I didn’t even know she sold flowers.

Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. But that’s not always the case.

Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby picture in her wallet. Because if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.

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