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I swallowed a 9 volt battery Day 2
Dec 20, 2022, 1:22 PM
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I was changing the batteries on my smoke detector yesterday and due to a hillarious series of events I accidentally swallowed the replacement battery when I fell off of a ladder.
So far I am experiencing some mild indigestion and occasionally I get that tingly-numb feeling in my large intestine. Hopefully the casing holds and I am able to pass this sucker cleanly because I can not afford to buy another one.
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TigerNet Immortal [173008]
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LOL! Once, I swallowed a dime. Must have changed into
Dec 20, 2022, 1:24 PM
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pennies.
Message was edited by: Glad it wasn't a quarter!!
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TigerNet Icon [152683]
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Lol…
Dec 20, 2022, 1:24 PM
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I can’t count all the things I’ve swallowed.
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Re: Lol…
Dec 20, 2022, 1:25 PM
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Groce
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please…
Dec 20, 2022, 4:41 PM
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continue
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Head Coach [752]
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no...
Dec 20, 2022, 4:50 PM
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don't
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Re: I swallowed a 9 volt battery Day 2
Nov 25, 2018, 7:27 PM
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first time i've actually seen FM.
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Paw Warrior [4603]
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Re: I swallowed a 9 volt battery Day 2
Dec 20, 2022, 1:28 PM
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If you chase the battery with a box of baking soda everything should balance out. I would suggest you spend some time at the local home depot and abuse their facilities while sparing your new faux porcelain throne. Things could get a little explosive in the back end.
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Sounds like a small set back, get better soon...
Dec 20, 2022, 1:30 PM
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you'll be back on your knees in no time.
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how did you know I was a tile setter?
Dec 20, 2022, 1:31 PM
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creep
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it happens to the best of us***
Dec 20, 2022, 1:31 PM
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Hopefully it was an Energizer and not a Duracell.***
Dec 20, 2022, 1:32 PM
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Shocking, but that too shall pass !!!***
Dec 20, 2022, 1:43 PM
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Re: I swallowed a 9 volt battery Day 2
Dec 20, 2022, 1:50 PM
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Hope it had enough charge to give you a little boost. Great inventions are sometimes just accidents gone awry.
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Re: I swallowed a 9 volt battery Day 2
Dec 20, 2022, 1:58 PM
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Don't most of those detectors take C cells? Have you ever entered a hot dog eating contest?
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Re: I swallowed a 9 volt battery Day 2
Dec 20, 2022, 2:03 PM
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Seeing that a "C" cell is 1.5 v, I am worried about the 9 volt size.
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It's the square edges actually.
Dec 20, 2022, 6:14 PM
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At least that's what I read somewhere one time.
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it is more the exposed terminals,
Dec 20, 2022, 7:43 PM
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they send a charge if bridged across a conductive material, like your tongue, or in this case my large intestine.
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Re: I swallowed a 9 volt battery Day 2
Dec 20, 2022, 2:04 PM
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at least it wasn't a dry cell.
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Re: I swallowed a 9 volt battery Day 2
Dec 20, 2022, 2:08 PM
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You'll be ok. I find that if you take the battery out of those things the beeping stops and you never have to replace them again!
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Re: I swallowed a 9 volt battery Day 2
Dec 20, 2022, 2:18 PM
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I hope you’re pooping in the backyard or somewhere you can just grab the battery. Plus, you could chip the toilet if you go there
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WRONG BOARD MORAN!
Dec 20, 2022, 2:21 PM
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Sorry about the battery. I've heard that swallowing one is no problem as long as they aren't corroded.
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This poast got me all charged up.***
Dec 20, 2022, 5:05 PM
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