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Happy Saturday 'Dad Jokes'...sorta!

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Salty55®

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Happy Saturday 'Dad Jokes'...sorta!

May 17, 2025, 7:56 AM

Welcome to the weekend Tiger Nation!

How does cereal pay its bills?
With Chex (Pure dad-ism!)

Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them! (Groan and chuckle at the same time!

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I sent off to one of those ancestry tree organizations to learn more about my family tree. Those 'expletive deleteds' sent me a pack of seeds and told me I should just start over!

My doctor told me to start killing people!
Well...not his exact words. He said I needed to reduce stress in my life. Same thing!

Have a fabulous day, T-Net! Run through this day without a backwards glance! (Referencing the song poasted earlier!

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Tiger gals and guys, get the W!

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Re: Happy Saturday 'Dad Jokes'...sorta!

May 17, 2025, 8:41 AM

The dolphin said that it was on accident, but I think that he did it on porpoise!

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Re: Happy Saturday 'Dad Jokes'...sorta!

May 17, 2025, 8:45 AM

Salty55 has a pipeline of good, clean grin worthy jokes. Thanks for sharing.

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Salty55®

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I'm just the opening act...

May 17, 2025, 8:47 AM

The real talent follows! They're crazy good and styles are so unique, you know who poasted without looking! Thanks for following along...we enjoy the levity.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but Im clean now.

May 17, 2025, 8:48 AM

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?

Drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.