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On a scale of 1 to 10
Nov 24, 2021, 9:19 AM
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1 being the worst ever 10 being the best ever
Where do you rank your dink?
I give mine a solid 6. I mean it’s definitely there, but not like top flight measurements.
I think 5 is probably more accurate but I have been watching a bunch of amateur stuff, so I will elevate my dink to a 6.
Thoughts?
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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10 for me, because it's the only dink I've ever had.
Nov 24, 2021, 9:21 AM
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2.5 for everyone else.
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Good gosh man
Nov 24, 2021, 9:23 AM
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way to go ruining a thread. I knew “someone” would choose 10, but not straight out of the gate.
Pigs of said 10?
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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Did you not read my message body??***
Nov 24, 2021, 9:52 AM
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It’s never failed to satisfy
Nov 24, 2021, 9:23 AM
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me
And that’s what matters right?
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Never had whiskey dink huh?***
Nov 24, 2021, 9:46 AM
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Jurassic***
Nov 24, 2021, 9:25 AM
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A little crooked and shaped like a baseball bat instead of
Nov 24, 2021, 9:26 AM
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of a corn cob. But I give mine a 6 or 7, as well.
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Four
Nov 24, 2021, 9:29 AM
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I have never had a woman tell me it wasn't enough, so its a solid soldier, but it sometimes has a mind of its own and even though I aim straight for the bowl, the #### ends up on the floor.
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Re: On a scale of 1 to 10
Nov 24, 2021, 9:38 AM
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I consider mine a 6 as well.
Nov 24, 2021, 9:49 AM
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It use to have the nickname the fountain. I could keep cumminn numerous times in a row. Now I'm a one pump shooter.
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CU Medallion [60043]
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Let’s get a doc in here
Nov 24, 2021, 10:36 AM
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but I think it’s called “refraction”. So you are telling me it only took you minutes?
That is like a blessing and a curse. Tell us more.
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Re: On a scale of 1 to 10
Nov 24, 2021, 9:55 AM
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There might be few people on here that haven't seen theirs in years.
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Like a baby’s arm holding an apple… 7
Nov 24, 2021, 10:21 AM
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Inches
10
oh, wait
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I'd rank mine a 9 just because I'm too humble to go with 10***
Nov 24, 2021, 10:24 AM
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Same, LB1 - same. I actually went 8.7 to be even more
Nov 24, 2021, 12:12 PM
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humble.
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Re: On a scale of 1 to 10
Nov 24, 2021, 10:58 AM
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Girl I dated at Clemson my soph year
Nov 24, 2021, 11:28 AM
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had only been with one (maybe 2?) guys before me, so to her, I had a monster hog. She ended up marrying one of my goodest frans at Clemson, I was even in their wedding. Anyway, she likes to share with any girl I've dated (or married) since then that she was there first, and she let everybody in our extended crowd know too--like a dog marking territory or something. Weird behavior, BUT, perfectly acceptable from my POV because she also included the "fact" that I'm quite sizable, since she doesn't know any better. So for several decades, it's been common knowledge that I'm packing some serious heat amongst all the wives. And it doesn't matter that it's not particularly true.
That's how legends are born, and I thank her for it, even though I find her quite annoying otherwise.
Anyway, for people who haven't met her, 6, for people who have, 9.
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This was such a good story I went back and read it again***
Nov 24, 2021, 11:32 AM
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He's pretty happy-go-lucky, but he's
Nov 24, 2021, 11:46 AM
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told her at least once or twice "man, I don't want to hear that shit." In a Long Island accent, which makes it better.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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I figure if even I'm not impressed with it, noone else is
Nov 24, 2021, 11:30 AM
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either.
This is one of those things I try no to keep score of.
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8.7. Next question ?***
Nov 24, 2021, 12:10 PM
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