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If Jesus came back today, maga "christians" would reject him.
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If Jesus came back today, maga "christians" would reject him.

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May 26, 2025, 10:34 AM
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And call him a radical leftist.

“Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.”
— Matthew 25:40

“Sell your possessions and give to the poor. Provide purses for yourselves that will not wear out… For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.”
— Luke 12:33–34

“Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God.”
— Luke 6:20

“But when you give a banquet, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed.”
— Luke 14:13–14

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I'm sure he'd being playing a bongo on the sidewalk in Asheville.***

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May 26, 2025, 11:45 AM
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^^^POTD^^^***

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May 26, 2025, 11:58 AM
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If she's a hollerer, she'll be a screamer.
If she's a screamer, she'll get you arrested.


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May 26, 2025, 11:59 AM
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There's so strange folks in them there hills, for sure.

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I've seen him there in Asheville


May 26, 2025, 1:50 PM [ in reply to I'm sure he'd being playing a bongo on the sidewalk in Asheville.*** ]
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plays a mean bongo

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May 29, 2025, 7:23 AM [ in reply to I'm sure he'd being playing a bongo on the sidewalk in Asheville.*** ]
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Jesus did play hacky sack.

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A lot of mental health benefits of playing bongos or similar drums


May 29, 2025, 8:47 AM [ in reply to I'm sure he'd being playing a bongo on the sidewalk in Asheville.*** ]
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repetitively. Maybe you should give it a shot.

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Nobody carries around Bongos on the sidewalks of Asheville


May 29, 2025, 9:15 AM [ in reply to I'm sure he'd being playing a bongo on the sidewalk in Asheville.*** ]
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It's usually a Djembe, you cretins.

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Re: If Jesus came back today, maga

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May 26, 2025, 12:00 PM
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You got it all wrong. If Jesus came back today, he would be at our southern border chasing away illegals with a whip while chanting "Give to Caesar what is Caesar's".

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May 27, 2025, 9:27 AM
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John 2: 13 - 17

Now the Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. And He found in the temple those who sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the money changers doing business. When He had made a whip of cords, He drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen, and poured out the changers’ money and overturned the tables. And He said to those who sold doves, “Take these things away! Do not make My Father’s house a house of merchandise!” Then His disciples remembered that it was written, “Zeal for Your house has eaten Me up.”

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Re: If Jesus came back today, maga "christians" would reject him.

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May 26, 2025, 12:04 PM
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Odds are he'd be aborted before ever being born.

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May 26, 2025, 12:07 PM
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If Jesus came back today, he would extradite the maga "christians" to an unholy place.

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May 26, 2025, 12:19 PM
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No doubt.

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May 26, 2025, 12:37 PM
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Jesus also defined who those in true need were. Widows who had no living family etc. Jesus would not have subsidized the lazy.

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See how easy it is?

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May 26, 2025, 1:12 PM
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All we have to do is demonize every poor person with a label, like "lazy" for example, and instantly, we are completely justified and comforted with the knowledge that Jesus is OK with us screwing them over even more than we already are!

Remember, kids: if you're poor in this country, it's because you deserve it.

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Re: See how easy it is?

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May 26, 2025, 7:34 PM
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If you are a poor able bodied adult in this country, work more. Most of people on disability are able to work. Most of the people on welfare could work.

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Whew

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May 29, 2025, 9:17 AM
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this is a wild take

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May 26, 2025, 7:36 PM [ in reply to See how easy it is? ]
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2 Thes 3:10.
Don’t work. Don’t eat.

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May 26, 2025, 10:23 PM
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Are you a member of the church at Thessalonica to whom Paul was writing? Interestingly, Paul doesn’t say that to any other person to whom he writes.

Perhaps more importantly, if you claim to be a Christian, are you a follower of Paul of a follower of Jesus the Christ?

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May 28, 2025, 4:13 PM
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Paul's inspired letters are to the universal Church. Even at that time, his letters passed from church to church. Paul and Jesus agree perfectly.

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May 28, 2025, 6:39 PM
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Wrong. Extremely wrong. Paul wrote very specific letters to very specific churches, calling out behaviors at that specific church. Just because you want to make them universal now doesn’t mean they actually were

Paul & Jesus do not agree perfectly, else Jesus would have said the words you like instead of them being written much later by Paul (~20 years later)

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May 28, 2025, 9:16 PM
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Paul wrote to certain churches but the letters circulated among the Churches. AI is even smart enough to know that. Paul’s writing was fully inspired. Paul speaking is The Holy Spirit speaking.

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May 29, 2025, 7:03 AM
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Again, your entire premise is wrong. You’re conflating issues.

If I write a letter to you telling you to stop beating your wife, and that letter “circulates,” it doesn’t mean that anyone else was beating their wife or that that letter was ever intended for them. It was intended for the person who it was written for.

It’s genuinely shocking how uninformed “Christians” are about their own special book.

And the word “inspired” is hilarious. Do you mean verbal plenary? Dictation? Dynamic inspiration?

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May 29, 2025, 7:15 AM
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The letter saying stop beating your wife written to friend A also means friend B,C,D should not beat their wife.
Inspired. Fully, God yet written by the hand and in the form of Paul. (In some cases dictated to scribe by Paul)

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May 29, 2025, 7:22 AM
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It is all so ridiculous that people believe any of it.

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May 29, 2025, 9:54 AM [ in reply to Re: See how easy it is? ]
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Wrong. Paul didn’t write to one church to correct all churches. Admonition isn’t prescribed for for all but for the one being admonished. The same way forgiveness isn’t offered to all but is dependent upon individual contrition and repentance

But, I bet you’re also one of those people who doesn’t understand the context of some of the other most popular verses that most Christians constantly incorrectly quote completely out of context

“Fully God yet written by the hand” of man, so I would presume that you believe in inspiration as described in the dictation theory. With that in mind, how do you reconcile portions of the Bible that are in clear contradiction of each other? There are plenty of examples, whether that be in the Old Testament or in the New Testament, of the Bible directly contradicting itself. Even the gospels directly contradict each other. Was God wrong the first time he used someone’s hand to write something, or was he just confused?

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May 29, 2025, 10:07 AM
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Yeah, dude. I don’t believe in any of it but I’m sure Paul didn’t mean for only one church to behave in a manner and not ALL churches.

You, over there. If you don’t work, you shall not eat. But, you over there, you don’t have to work.

That makes no sense.

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May 29, 2025, 11:32 AM
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Well, it’s the reality. Because Paul didn’t intend for what people now call “books of the Bible” to ever be compiled. What Paul wrote were letters to very specific people and churches addressing their very specific issues. Therefore, retroactively applying them across the board is inaccurate.

And, to be frank about it, Paul often singled out specific churches in different manners from others to highlight the church leadership’s particular hypocrisy on a specific issue. But, as most modern day Christians don’t even understand how they book they k is as the Bible was put together, they often misrepresent or take something completely out of the context in which it was written thousands of years ago.

It is a huge misunderstanding to think that Paul, who was writing letters to churches who were separate, not united, had sectarian leadership who were bastardizing things they didn’t understand, ever intended for his letters to be compiled into one location and applied across the board

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May 29, 2025, 4:02 PM [ in reply to Re: See how easy it is? ]
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Paul’s letters were to all churches. He wasn’t bipolar. There are no contradictions in scripture. There are apparent contradictions, but they are easily reconciled.

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May 29, 2025, 4:06 PM [ in reply to Re: See how easy it is? ]
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Forgot to answer your question. Plenary Verbal inspiration.

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May 29, 2025, 6:33 PM
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No contradictions? Again, you’re very wrong

I’ll give you an easy one. If you believe there are no contradictions, please rationalize the creation stories in Genesis 1 vs Genesis 2.

Or, perhaps you’d like to address the differences in the Synoptic gospels vs John

Those are easy ones. How do you reconcile plenary verbal inspiration with conflicting accounts?

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May 29, 2025, 7:37 PM
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There are no contradictions between Genesis 1 and 2. There are no contradictions in the Gospels.

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May 29, 2025, 9:25 PM
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Wrong. Genesis 1 & 2 are differing accounts of creation. Matthew, Mark & Luke tell VERY different narratives than John

Some preacher told you something and you believed it without doing any study of your own. Bless your heart.

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wouldn't be let into the country?***


May 26, 2025, 1:13 PM
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“Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me” -Martin Niemöller
"something in these hills..." -joe sherman


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May 26, 2025, 1:48 PM
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a higher power and are better than everyone else.

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May 26, 2025, 4:25 PM
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You could be right, but I would consider this: The people who were the most convinced that they knew what the Messiah would be, and wouldn't be, were the ones who wanted Him executed. Nothing He said makes anyone happy, though it led a few to follow Him, which gave them more than happiness. So, substitute 'liberal' for maga, and you get the same answer. Anyone who thinks Jesus will be happy with their party affiliation is in for a shock, imo.

In other words, when He comes again this conversation will be over, in ways we cant imagine.

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Re: If Jesus came back today, maga "christians" would reject him.

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May 26, 2025, 5:12 PM
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Hell, he wouldn’t even be allowed in the country…too brown.

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May 27, 2025, 9:01 AM
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Yeah. I see all those "brown" people on the daily especially when they are murdered or a prisoner of Hamas. You're ignorant and most all, a racist.

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May 27, 2025, 10:11 AM
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Is this what the call ‘going off on a tangent’ or did you just miss the point entirely?

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May 27, 2025, 9:25 AM
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You honestly believe that leftist only help the poor and feed the hungry? The fact is that leftist progressives want to suppress the poor to keep them under control by throwing out the occasional bone to keep them around. Then when they don't go along with your beliefs, they are officially tossed to the curb.

Something you don't understand is that Jesus has a plan unlike the leftist progressives. All you have is talk and no substance. How much did you do last week to follow the scriptures you posted? Did you donate time? Did you donate cash? Did you buy someone a meal? Did you bring a poor/hungry person into your home to care for them? Did you sell your possessions and give everything to the poor and hungry?

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May 29, 2025, 7:05 AM
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What's his plan?

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May 29, 2025, 2:43 PM
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Is that why MAGA Christians were able to help the people of NC when the gov abandoned them?

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May 30, 2025, 10:04 AM
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You can't be MAGA and be a true Christian. MAGA is an express-lane ticket to Hell.

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May 29, 2025, 8:02 PM
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Worse, they try to crucify him all over again. The MAGA cult are way worse than the Pharisees.

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