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Musings about my pathetic love life
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Musings about my pathetic love life

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:23 AM
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So fellas, I'm in it again.

Last we left off, I was worried I was gonna be a dad. Now that we've survived that scare, we got bae on BC pills. But they have made her quite hormonal. So far, I've gotten 3 absolutely water works crying sessions out of NOWHERE (I didn't even do anything), I've been accused of smoking weed when I've been sober for almost 4 years, I've seen her threaten to get her gun and go and shoot the neighbors for shooting fireworks, I've seen her drink 2 1/2 bottles of wine in a single night and I've listened intently about her daddy issues for at least 4 hours in total. I've heard her say some things during coitus that even made me blush.

For some reason, these things have made me MORE, not less, attracted to her.

I'm YeahBudddy and I'm addicted to broken women.

Red has also been trying to holla but I can't deal with more than 1 at a time.

I hope everyone is having a good week.

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Ok... so you know the rules. I know you know them, because you follow them

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:27 AM
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and I am appreciative.

I think @mMauldinT was trying to get reds number.

Also, please to be telling us the magic words she said. For science... to see who all blushes. Somebody can start a poll to collect the data.

Thanks.

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Slow your roll, there, Mr. Hornedup McHorny

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:31 AM
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Mauldawg has more than enough fe-males in his life already. Not looking to add anymore.

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My bad... maybe that was

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:35 AM
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Tharealdonjuan

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Yep it was TRDJ

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:43 AM
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who is a single guy, so he can spread his seed far and wide.

I got a wife, four daughters and 22 other teenaged females.



I. HAVE. MORE. THAN. ENOUGH.




Sometimes I wonder why I started drinking so much years ago, but then, alas, I looked in the mirror and it was my own damm fault

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No more

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Jul 1, 2025, 11:30 AM
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Juanita?

wut?

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Mucho Juanitas, si.

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Jul 1, 2025, 1:49 PM
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No mas Juanna. Junna dint wanna do a few things very important to me, and as a result I dint wanna stay with Juanna. So Juanna was sent off. Salida. No mas.

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I am sorry to hear that.

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Jul 1, 2025, 2:12 PM
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I truly hope the best for both of you.

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Thanks fam.

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Jul 1, 2025, 2:17 PM
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All good here. This isn't exactly new news. Was a very difficult time for a bit, but I put the work in to get through it all and things are GREAT again. She ain't well, and so be it. Her choices, no one else's.

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I remember you talking about it. I never heard anything again.

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Jul 1, 2025, 2:26 PM
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I very well could have missed it in my lurking. Glad to hear you are ok.

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Unless I CRS (can't remembershit)

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Jul 1, 2025, 3:11 PM
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pretty sure I've not mentioned it. And probably won't again. It's in the past.

I know FSection IRL so he knew. Maybe I said something to Obed when he was helping me with a dashboard for a car before he was so tragically hit by a train.

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some ladies just don't like

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Jul 1, 2025, 2:12 PM [ in reply to Mucho Juanitas, si. ]
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the buttstuff

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


I've heard her say some things during coitus that even made me blush

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:28 AM
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about the daddy issues?

We need more deets

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IE Rents


Point for seizing the opportunity to use "coitus".***

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Jul 1, 2025, 11:14 AM
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Above all else, love and forgive. Understand that people who disagree with you are not necessarily idiots or your enemies. Respect the wisdom of the founding fathers and individual rights and freedoms. Always see the beauty and humor in life.


Re: Musings about my pathetic love life

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:29 AM
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YeahBudddy said:

Red has also been trying to holla but I can't deal with more than 1 at a time.






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Jul 1, 2025, 10:31 AM
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I can tell you're not ready for marriage. You don't have an ignore function in your brain.

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Think we at least deserve to know what was said

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:32 AM
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so we can decide if it was blush worthy.

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JFC

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:33 AM
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Can you, tho ?

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My guess is it involved the R word and a racial slur.***

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:36 AM [ in reply to Think we at least deserve to know what was said ]
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drunk at the putt putt.


No, but thanks for the inspiration. I can def

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:42 AM
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work in a hard R if I play my cards right.

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Re: Think we at least deserve to know what was said

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:41 AM [ in reply to Think we at least deserve to know what was said ]
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These are not verbatim but you get the idea

"You're not allowed to finish you ####### #######, sit still for a second" - her on top
"You are ruining my ###### and I like being ruined"
"Knock my throat out, baby"
*Handcuffs me to bed* "you always work so hard, you just lay there and feel me like I feel you" and then she doesn't let me talk.
"I want to have your abortion"

Okay, the last one is from Fight Club, but you get the idea.

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:45 AM
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This clip and my reaction to your post is the same energy




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Jul 1, 2025, 10:45 AM [ in reply to Re: Think we at least deserve to know what was said ]
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This is mild. It's not a red flag until she asks you to slap her and choke her

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Jul 1, 2025, 1:52 PM [ in reply to Re: Think we at least deserve to know what was said ]
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until she passes out in a pool of saliva

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IE Rents


Re: This is mild. It's not a red flag until she asks you to slap her and choke her

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Jul 1, 2025, 2:41 PM
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You are going to end up a dad if you stay with this one.

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:34 AM
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Maybe that's what you really want, I dunno.

As I'm sure you know, BC isn't effective immediately, depending on when she started taking it. And if I'm you, I gotta wonder how she got to this age and has never taken it before, or why she doesn't already use something.

As for all the emotional psychotic drama laden outbursts, I'd run as far and as fast from that as I possibly could. That's not going to get better the longer you are with her.

But hey..you do you.

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It's got to be taken every day, at the same time.

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:35 AM
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Absolutely no way this girl is gonna do either.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: You are going to end up a dad if you stay with this one.

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:38 AM [ in reply to You are going to end up a dad if you stay with this one. ]
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Some men like crazy. They tend to be men who end up working really hard and have no money.

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:35 AM
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drunk at the putt putt.


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Jul 1, 2025, 10:37 AM
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MauldinT, where are you???


Tie the knot with her?***

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:41 AM
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100%, its time to deploy the chute***

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Jul 1, 2025, 12:04 PM [ in reply to Re: Musings about my pathetic love life ]
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No one ever accused you of being Mr Spock or Dr Spock

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:40 AM
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Keep up the good work!

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:40 AM
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Date Red at the same time?***

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:41 AM
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If he doesn't see them both in the same night he's not even trying.***

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:43 AM
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You are a stronger man than I, and I don't mean just

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:46 AM
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because you lift heavy. The weed thing likely would have sent me into a rage where I said the most hurtful things I could dream up on the spot and made #### sure that bridge was blown up The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly style.

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It's not fair to only provide her red flags. Here are the green ones:

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:48 AM
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1) Is hands down the best cook, barista and home bartender I've ever met.
2) Treats my dogs like her own
3) Gives massages, rubs back, is down for deep conversation
4) Buys me socks and shirts
5) Doesn't have a ton of little girlfriends or friend groups she's always trying to keep happy, which is typical of millennial women. She's got like 2 best friends and then associates so it's easy to manage the new people.
6) Seggs is top 5. Tiddies are top 1.
7) Makes really good money and has no kids

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Number 6

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Jul 1, 2025, 10:50 AM
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I'm waaaay too married for this ####. Good luck.***

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Jul 1, 2025, 1:29 PM [ in reply to It's not fair to only provide her red flags. Here are the green ones: ]
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BC pills can turn them chonky, too.

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Jul 1, 2025, 11:00 AM
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Now I'm into that kinda thing, but if it affects her self esteem then she's not gonna want to get naked anymore and that defeats the whole porpoise.

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It sounds to me like you may have a severe drama addiction.

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Jul 1, 2025, 11:10 AM
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I certainly hope this does not constitute a HIPAA violation of our amateur psychiatrist-patient confidentiality.

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After reading this whole thing, this is what I see

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Jul 1, 2025, 11:13 AM
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Re: After reading this whole thing, this is what I see

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Jul 1, 2025, 11:22 AM
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Down To #### Red Two Zero Zero Three ?

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Considering what happened to Obed

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Jul 1, 2025, 11:24 AM [ in reply to After reading this whole thing, this is what I see ]
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is that a little insensitive ?

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Too soon?***

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Jul 1, 2025, 11:28 AM
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Yes.

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Jul 1, 2025, 1:18 PM
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He railly tied us together.

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drunk at the putt putt.


This sounds like a perfect situation. I suspect you two kids will live long and

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Jul 1, 2025, 11:38 AM
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happy lives together. ; - )

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Jul 1, 2025, 11:41 AM
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You will be glad you stuck by her in 10 years, if youre still alive, when she is ugly and crazy. That said, I would probably be just like you, but I would have to drink with her to handle it all.

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I was going to say this sounds horrible, but on the other hand

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Jul 1, 2025, 1:54 PM
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I haven’t gotten a blow J since the Carter administration, so maybe crazy has its plusses

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It does, but it's very hot and cold

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Jul 1, 2025, 2:29 PM
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It's either, my balls are totally emptied into her stomach and my belly is full due to her good cooking and she's hanging with the dogs while I got to the gym.

Or I'm utterly confused about what is going on and she's being a crazy person.

No in between.

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You, my friend, are sitting squarely

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Jul 1, 2025, 3:12 PM
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on the horns of a dilemna

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A conundrum, if you will***

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Jul 1, 2025, 3:40 PM
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There's no dilemma there, IMO

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Jul 1, 2025, 3:50 PM [ in reply to You, my friend, are sitting squarely ]
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"I can fix her"

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Jul 1, 2025, 2:34 PM
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~yeahbuddy

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Pic of YeahBuddy in 7 years

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It could be worse

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Jul 1, 2025, 3:45 PM
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Re: ahhhh yes


Jul 2, 2025, 5:05 AM
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I've read this story before and must say also participated as younger feller.

Having grown up around people suffering from the disease of addiction, and often sat in many a circles listening to them, I must say you know who you're at least.

Enjoy the craziness, just make sure to keep the fatal flaws at bay, everything else will heal with time and penicillin.

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