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How do you like your woman’s PSSY...
Feb 5, 2020, 12:46 PM
To taste when performing oral? Do you like the super clean, no smell at all? Or do you want some smell and taste, it is an acquired taste? No one wants the stanky I assume but we do have some freaks in here. My first eating it I was in the back of a pathfinder w a red head girl from the other high school. I remember it was so bad that I kept gagging as I tried to eat it, after a few seconds (felt like forever) I decided to stop and just stick it in. Still don’t know if it was that stanky or maybe I just didn’t have the acquired taste yet.
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Re: How do you like your woman’s PSSY...
Feb 5, 2020, 12:49 PM
This is what they mean when they say "pushing the envelope". This would be a great example for Websters in 2021
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Feb 5, 2020, 12:50 PM
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You mean lik
Feb 5, 2020, 12:56 PM
Oculus Spirit [79260]
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Asking the REAL questions I see.
Feb 5, 2020, 12:50 PM
Imma go with no smell/flavor. It shouldn't have a smell if they bathe right. Though I've never eaten ##### in a pathfinder before, I have had some stank and man, even after running upstairs to brush my teef immediately afterwards, I couldn't shake the taste/smell. Even today if I think about it, the smells seems to come alive in my nose. And all I got in return was a sloppy HJ. DISSAPOINT
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Feb 5, 2020, 1:01 PM
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thank you professor***
Feb 5, 2020, 1:02 PM
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Class dismissed.***
Feb 5, 2020, 1:02 PM
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Thanks. I try. Hey, check out my frog post. Much worser***
Feb 5, 2020, 1:33 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79260]
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and what are yall opinions on pubes?
Feb 5, 2020, 12:52 PM
Short, long, none at all? What about the sideburns?
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Re: and what are yall opinions on pubes?
Feb 5, 2020, 12:54 PM
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LOL SMH. *******
Feb 5, 2020, 12:53 PM
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Re: How do you like your woman’s PSSY...
Feb 5, 2020, 12:59 PM
I'm not against either of the first two options. I'm not offended by a little natural smell/tang. If the smell is offensive, run. That be infection brother. I had a cousin that would only take it after his girlfriend just finished distance running/working out. He also preferred putting it in the back door too. I think he just got off on the thought of taboo stuff. He's now married with 2 kids. His wife ain't down for any of that stuff... (shocker)
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I bet he likes a big ole bush too
Feb 5, 2020, 1:15 PM
#part the hairs
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The way he tells it,
Feb 5, 2020, 1:20 PM
he wanted landing strips. I prefer the earth scorched myself.
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Re: How do you like your woman’s PSSY...
Feb 5, 2020, 1:10 PM
Will the Deep State even allow this to be the POTD?
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Like she just painted the inside of the bowl and did a half
Feb 5, 2020, 1:23 PM
hearted wipe from back to front.
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Re: Like she just painted the inside of the bowl and did a half
Feb 5, 2020, 1:25 PM
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Working on a restaurant/bar kitchen at 15
Feb 5, 2020, 1:27 PM
Was probably the most enlightening thing for me ever. That’s where I learned the smell test. You stick a couple of fingers down there nice and friendly, as you kiss her you wipe the fingers on the pillow somewhere and you pull away from the kiss to give the spot a smell. Then you know. You can’t go down there and find the horrific smell and turn around, you may offend the lady. Thanks John!
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What in HayZeus's name does the smell test
Feb 5, 2020, 1:29 PM
have to do with working restaurants? Were you performing this experiment on the Guatemalan dishwasher during your smoke breaks?
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Juan is John in espaniol***
Feb 5, 2020, 1:31 PM
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During the slow times John would tell me
Feb 5, 2020, 1:36 PM
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All sorts of interesting stuff to a 15 yr old. He was darn close to having the college chick flash me. He also taught me that if you want to make a girl squeal like a dolphin, you slip in the wrong spot. I also played a lot of golden tee
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Gross
Feb 5, 2020, 1:35 PM
What kind of people do that?
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A disproportionate number who feign sanctimonious
Feb 5, 2020, 1:41 PM
indignation.....usually.
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My fiancé’s bday was yesterday.
Feb 5, 2020, 1:43 PM
So I of course gave her some oral pleasure. Vag was immaculate, so fresh and clean. I think I prefer it like that, but I also don’t mind some tang and smell of seafood bc I do love seafood.
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Re: My fiancé’s bday was yesterday.
Feb 5, 2020, 1:47 PM
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She's his fiance. Come on.
Feb 5, 2020, 1:57 PM
Let the man enjoy his paradise as long as possible. Fiance sex is the best. Fiance cooking is awesome. Fiance laundry RULES! Fiance actually going out with you drinking with your friends, fiance loving football and beer and hating Hallmark movies, all that good stuff. Best of luck to him! May she always be as she seems now, and live happily ever after. Salud!
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Re: finance= he
Feb 5, 2020, 5:24 PM
fiancee=her
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I can not believe you put this on TNET!!! I can't stop
Feb 5, 2020, 1:48 PM
shaking my head and laughing.
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Clean or slight taste... now which position
Feb 5, 2020, 2:06 PM
Her on her back? Her in doggy position? Sitting on your face?
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Feb 5, 2020, 2:10 PM
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You have these ranked incorrectly
Feb 5, 2020, 2:13 PM
Mustache rides aint for the scaredy cats
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Two of the last 3 recipients have insisted
Feb 5, 2020, 2:46 PM
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on getting on to other thing when I came up for air. I still don't know if a compliment or not.
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Re: Two of the last 3 recipients have insisted
Feb 5, 2020, 8:03 PM
You sure you know what you are doing down there?
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I figure it was going really well or really poorly and
Feb 6, 2020, 2:59 PM
either way I rounded 3rd and slip home safely.
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Woah Woah Woah, stop right there. Eatin a ##### out and
Feb 5, 2020, 3:17 PM
giving a ##### a foot massage aint the even the same ######' thing.
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Super clean unless drunk.***
Feb 5, 2020, 8:19 PM
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I would never do that.
Feb 5, 2020, 8:50 PM
I never satisfied myself either. Before you ask, I have never ever told a lie so don't accuse me of lying either.
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Feb 6, 2020, 2:00 PM
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