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GITT and give ryanadidas marital love advice
Jun 23, 2020, 10:55 AM
Ol' boy has hiot a rough patch in his marriage My advice ? Ask her if you can play the back nine and wink a lot, until she gets it
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giv'er the ol' "Angry Dragon"
Jun 23, 2020, 10:58 AM
they love that
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opening urban dictionary.com....
Jun 23, 2020, 11:00 AM
Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Ask her at all the worst possible inappropriate times to
Jun 23, 2020, 10:58 AM
"Make luv". When she says no get visibly angry and say loudly, "ugh you never want to. It's like you don't even love me anymore."
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Re: Ask her at all the best possible times
Jun 23, 2020, 11:03 AM
"Wanna ####?"
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Re: Ask her at all the best possible times
Jun 23, 2020, 12:13 PM
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Good, it's not just me then***
Jun 23, 2020, 11:14 AM
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I'll see how that works out.***
Jun 23, 2020, 11:21 AM
Oculus Spirit [97823]
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Not going to give my advice.
Jun 23, 2020, 11:01 AM
It's why I have 3 children instead of two. It worked, and I'll just leave it at that.
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hahahaha you dumb ####
Jun 23, 2020, 11:08 AM
oh wait...
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Ask every night. Suggest it at all opportunities and
Jun 23, 2020, 11:09 AM
when the opportunity presents itself, knock it out like you aint knocked it out in a while. Or just get yours and go to sleep. Either way, still nutted.
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Great Idea. I haven't thought of that.
Jun 23, 2020, 11:16 AM
"ask every night" Genius!
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Tickle_It... did you hear that???? Greenr says we should
Jun 23, 2020, 11:17 AM
ask every night!!! Hallelujah! The drought is soon to be over!!!
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I think in Grennr's case, when he wife got babby hangry
Jun 23, 2020, 11:19 AM
and she wanting to #### and nut inside, he just said ok. Whereas I said, uh, I aint having no more babbys, and then I didn't get to #### so much. Ended up having that babby anyways, so I lost in the end.
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Set an alarm for 2:00 AM and then roll over and wake her up
Jun 23, 2020, 11:57 AM
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for some then too. All she can do is say no. Then try again at 4 AM. Eventually she will be so beaten down, she will just do it.
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Literally lolled at this***
Jun 23, 2020, 12:10 PM
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Re: GITT and give ryanadidas marital love advice
Jun 23, 2020, 11:25 AM
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That's easy
Jun 23, 2020, 11:50 AM
Dump the wife (or not), and go find a redhead.
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Viva papertowels
Jun 23, 2020, 11:52 AM
are the best papertowel to use for jacking off if you don't want to use your socks
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How much research did you put into this conclusion?***
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It's his life's work.***
Jun 23, 2020, 12:12 PM
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He's invested a lot of
Jun 23, 2020, 12:59 PM
sweat equity in this project.
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Socks (and any dirty laundry really) is best
Jun 23, 2020, 1:32 PM
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Use it, wash it, wear it again, use it again, wash it again, repeat. Saves $$$ and virgin trees and spotted owls and sea turtles.
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love this thread - so lungey!***
Jun 23, 2020, 12:16 PM
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Join her in shower and start rubbing on her
Jun 23, 2020, 12:43 PM
Either she joins in, or you finish on your own. Successful result either way.
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Serious Answer
Jun 23, 2020, 12:48 PM
go to a nice bar. Meet a gal. Hug up on her, maybe play with her coochie outside her pants. You know, get her all revved up and sweaty. Give her a big goodnight hug. Go home and before your wife goes to bed, give her a big hug. Just get up in there with that smell of young bitcch pheromones. That little instinctual part of her will kick in and she will be begging for you. Trust me. Try it.
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In this example, coochi = the icecream
Jun 23, 2020, 12:52 PM
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I think I'm the guy in blue watching the guy in white not
Jun 23, 2020, 1:03 PM
get any... that's how far away I am. But I still want that icecream.
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If I had to pick a Sanford and Son character to take lady
Jun 23, 2020, 1:09 PM
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advice from, I'd chose Rolo, not Grady.
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Re: GITT and give ryanadidas marital love advice
Jun 23, 2020, 12:55 PM
You’re putting it on a pedestal man. Focus on yourself for a while. Hit the gym, lose 20 pounds, take time for yourself and don’t apologize for it. Go out with the boys. Make yourself more desirable.
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So you're saying forget the blue pill
Jun 23, 2020, 1:04 PM
and reach for the red one?
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Re: So you're saying forget the blue pill
Jun 23, 2020, 1:17 PM
I didn’t say start negging her. Just get your mind on something else for a while, let the stench of desperation dissipate a little
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"Take time for yourself"
Jun 23, 2020, 1:05 PM
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How? When? Where? Is this even possible? I'm lucky if I can get 10 minutes to myself hiding in the bushes under the guise of taking the dogs out.
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Re: "Take time for yourself"
Jun 23, 2020, 1:31 PM
It’s hard man. Second kid made it even that much worse. If I need a couple hours I just say so and do it. My wife does the same. We try not to be transactional about it. It’s been good for both of our mental health. Sometimes I need to go fishing or hit a bucket of balls or get after work beers. Sometimes she needs to go get her nails done or go walk around target without our kids driving her nuts. We stopped apologizing and making each other feel bad about it.
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Re: ^^^This dude is Red Pill af^^^
Jun 23, 2020, 1:28 PM
So much beta cuck energy in here! Am I doing it right?
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Stop asking...
Jun 23, 2020, 1:11 PM
go a week. Be really nice, but don't behave in a sexual way at all. Act completely satisfied with life. She'll start to wonder why you aren't interested anymore.
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How big is your
Jun 23, 2020, 1:32 PM
largest fish hook?
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Not big enough, but I know a guy.
Jun 23, 2020, 1:35 PM
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