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Alright I think we can move on now
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Alright I think we can move on now

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Jul 9, 2025, 9:06 AM
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Knock on wood.



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Until next week or so.***

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Jul 9, 2025, 9:10 AM
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What does she mean by hospital grade test? Like a clear blue

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Jul 9, 2025, 9:12 AM
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in the lobby of the ER because brother I have been there.

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IE Rents


Not so fast

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Jul 9, 2025, 9:16 AM
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Now I'm late YeahBudddy... :/

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Wow. He packed it in tight.***

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Jul 9, 2025, 12:36 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


Hospital Grade Test? Bruh

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Jul 9, 2025, 9:17 AM
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clinch them cheeks

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Make her take the one that NASA uses.***

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Jul 9, 2025, 9:58 AM
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Glad to hear the rabbit didnt die***

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Jul 9, 2025, 9:18 AM
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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
Panta Rhei Heraclitus


Feels like the last TV episode of a favorite show.

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Jul 9, 2025, 9:29 AM
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Will there be reruns because the new stuff is never quite as entertaining?

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Oh come on now, you know this is going to reboot

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Jul 9, 2025, 9:33 AM
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just like the FBcoach's Frugality Mishaps!

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nah i got scared enough that I'ma behave going forward

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Jul 9, 2025, 9:35 AM
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I'm gonna carry around an IUD in my pocket and then my first time sechsing a woman gonna shove that thing in there and then jam it up in there with my dink when she not looking

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I want to be on record as saying this is a terrible plan that I don't

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Jul 9, 2025, 9:37 AM
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support, condone, or anything other words close to that.

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I think you're missing the point. Old boy can touch bottom***

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Jul 9, 2025, 9:39 AM
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Which aint all it's cracked up to be

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Jul 9, 2025, 9:51 AM
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Some womens have short canals and i've been known to slam a cervix

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Same. Makes one particular position difficult***

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Jul 9, 2025, 10:01 AM
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Like doc told us when we went home from the hospital with babby, he says

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Jul 9, 2025, 9:39 AM [ in reply to nah i got scared enough that I'ma behave going forward ]
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people don't cause accidents, accidents cause people.



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Re: Alright I think we can move on now

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Jul 9, 2025, 10:20 AM
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Sirry to inform you but, in 9 months you'll be getting a phone call from a very expensive attorney.

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Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed as men get older their balls get smaller.


I like the sequence of events

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Jul 9, 2025, 10:25 AM
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1) panic
2) hospital grade test results
3) send horny text in reply

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Who am I to close the door

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Jul 9, 2025, 12:35 PM
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On a chance to knock bae's tonsils out in the future

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Colossians 4:5

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Jul 9, 2025, 1:39 PM
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“Be wise in the way you act toward outsiders; make the most of every opportunity [for oral sex].”

I took some liberties but I think this is what you can say to get BAE onboard given her devoutness.

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Ok, so now that you are in the clear and wont have attachments.

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Jul 9, 2025, 10:48 AM
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I think it is time to post them teddies and meat wallet. Thanks.

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This is the correct reply

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Jul 9, 2025, 1:33 PM
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YeahBudddy

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MauldinT, where are you???


Broski listen up.

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Jul 11, 2025, 11:05 PM
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She preggo AF. You got a blind sided fatherhood announcement coming in the near future.

All this airtight talk about how she followed protocol, then mixing in "hospital grade"....it's all a trap. Just that. TRAP. Go'on and marinate on that for a minute.

The strong and absolute language is a distraction.

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Next text will be in April and it will be a pic of little Braydyn

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Jul 9, 2025, 12:08 PM
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He may be getting that from red anyways***

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Jul 9, 2025, 12:09 PM [ in reply to Broski listen up. ]
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You say "knock on wood" but I think your wood is part of the problem here!

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Jul 9, 2025, 12:33 PM
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;)

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How do you keep Gamecocks out of your yard?
• Put up goal posts
What does a Gamecock grad call a Clemson Tiger grad in 2 years?
• Boss


Fast forward three years...

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Jul 9, 2025, 12:37 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


Goodbye little Lunk. We hardly knew ye.***

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Jul 9, 2025, 12:37 PM
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Just tell her that she can't get pregnant if it goes down the opposite way***

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Jul 9, 2025, 12:45 PM
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