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Oculus Spirit [85053]
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For my 3rd and final sandwich post, I offer you.....
Sep 16, 2021, 1:08 PM
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Peanut Butter and banana on white bread. I realize I could have gone Duke's, but I think most of us would eat this sandwich.
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MUUUUCH better than the other 2.
Sep 16, 2021, 1:11 PM
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At least in terms of like WHICH ONE WOULD YOU EAT FIRST IF THOSE WERE THE LAST 3 THINGS TO EAT ON EARTH.
Still gross. Still poverty. Still ugly. Still fat. And still FBcoachish mixed with some H8N.
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Oculus Spirit [85053]
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I'm working from home
Sep 16, 2021, 1:15 PM
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I started my lunch break with a 30 min workout, slight cool down, shower, get clothes on....it's 12:48. I have 12 minutes to prepare something to eat and get back to the lunge, what do you expect?
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All-In [43514]
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My expectations?
Sep 16, 2021, 1:25 PM
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Stop being such a cuck. WFH and on a 12:00-1:00 lunch break? Lol that's rookie.
Here's how you do it:
Start work at 8:30.
Go to the gym from 10-11.
Eat lunch at 11:30.
Bang wife at 2:00.
Close laptop at 4:15.
Now...to address lunch.
Proper
Preparation
Prevents
Poor
Performance
A man that can kill a gator via treble hooks and a .22 can certainly figure out a way to stop eating sandwiches that even those in Leavanworth wouldn't eat.
BTW, I found a 5.5 inch slug in my driveway last night. Brown with black spots. Looked so much like a slug-go or a fat senko I nearly threaded it up on my rod (LOL) and ran to a nearby golf course pond. But I didn't because 10pm and raining.
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literal lol at golf course pond***
Sep 16, 2021, 1:28 PM
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Why is this?
Sep 16, 2021, 1:30 PM
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You don't think they got fish in 'em, gringo?
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Oculus Spirit [79110]
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I forgot, where does golf course pond rank on the hierarchy
Sep 16, 2021, 1:33 PM
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of feet on land fishing spots? Is it above or below bridge fishing?
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Oculus Spirit [85053]
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Way above, you have to get in first***
Sep 16, 2021, 1:34 PM
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Nice, I have a guided trip on the Broad coming up
Sep 16, 2021, 1:28 PM
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for smallies. Expecting a 20 incher or two.
And we did catch about 17 small ones on the Cooper last week. I had 3 blowups on the frog with no catchy but switched to a spot remover to get some small ones in the boat.
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Hmmm. Broad in the Cola area?
Sep 16, 2021, 1:30 PM
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They's smallies in there.
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We're caught in a trap, I can't walk out...***
Sep 16, 2021, 1:21 PM
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Re: For my 3rd and final sandwich post, I offer you.....
Sep 16, 2021, 1:22 PM
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Which brings up a question.
I always eat my PB&J unmixed. Jelly on one slice, PB on the other.
Mrs. Fordt DEMANDS they be pre-mixed in a bowl into a pink or purple paste (either strawberry or grape) before spreading on the bread. Wich kind of grosses me out. Looks like toothpaste.
Which of us is correct? I usually win because I'm bigger than her, but I am sympathetic to the little guy, or gal, in this case.
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Oculus Spirit [85053]
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I would comment with a recommendation
Sep 16, 2021, 1:23 PM
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but I'm apparently not the man for the job.
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I have never heard of anyone mixing them in a bowl. Even
Sep 16, 2021, 1:23 PM
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those nasty ones that have PB and J in one jar have stripes of it (but still gross AF).
I think you married a serial killer my man.
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Oculus Spirit [85053]
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Y'all remember when fluffhead didn't know what
Sep 16, 2021, 1:25 PM
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chip clips were?? LOL, his wife was putting a canned food item on top of EVERY open bag.
fluffhead
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Re: I have never heard of anyone mixing them in a bowl. Even
Sep 16, 2021, 1:47 PM
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She has been laughing an awful lot to herself lately. Like when no one is in the room but her. I just hope she hasn't been wandering out into anyone's yard at night with her knife collection.
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WHITE PEOPLE***
Sep 16, 2021, 1:26 PM
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Re: Let me guess. She also puts dirty clothes in a
Sep 16, 2021, 1:50 PM
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Not yet. Well, not that I know of. Now you've got me really worried.
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Re: She's definitely wrong. That is madness***
Sep 16, 2021, 1:53 PM
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It feels very "cocktailly" to me. Like the bread needs to have the edges cut off and be sliced into triangles and put on a doily. I just want a GD PB&J, not hor d'oeuvres.
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Re: For my 3rd and final sandwich post, I offer you.....
Sep 16, 2021, 1:39 PM
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I’m with Mrs. Fordt on this one. Used to make those at Schiletter Dining Hall with the PB & jelly mixed together. Called them gray matter sandwiches. Mmmmmm!
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Re: For my 3rd and final sandwich post, I offer you.....
Sep 16, 2021, 1:58 PM
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The grape is kind of ok cause it looks like purple paste. But the strawberry looks like liquid processed meat, only not as grainy. Very disturbing.
Well, more like pink slime
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I actually gagged at the squeeze bacon***
Sep 16, 2021, 1:59 PM
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No complaints but sometimes I slice my nanners lengthwise***
Sep 16, 2021, 1:25 PM
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I always ate a nanner sandwhich with nanners and mayo
Sep 16, 2021, 1:25 PM
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no PB.
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Re: I always ate a nanner sandwhich with nanners and mayo
Sep 16, 2021, 1:30 PM
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Re: I always ate a nanner sandwhich with nanners and mayo
Sep 16, 2021, 1:41 PM
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The main issue is the UDP peanut butter***
Sep 16, 2021, 1:25 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79110]
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I like the JIF all natural creamy
Sep 16, 2021, 1:26 PM
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not as dry
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Wrong - WRONG ! ! ! This needs
Sep 16, 2021, 1:27 PM
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Duke's mayo on both pieces of bread . . . . helps the butter substitute made from peanuts spread better and it gives the banana pieces a nice, cushy pillow to lay in.
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And if it isn't CRUNCHY, keep your marginally made sammich.***
Sep 16, 2021, 1:29 PM
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Goodgod almighty. We are at rock bottom, jounge.
Sep 16, 2021, 1:29 PM
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Mixing mayo with peanut butter?
GTFO. Leave. I'll venmo you a prorated refund for your membership. You belong in a psychiatric forum. Like clinical, not tigernet.
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Dang man, I need to work, you killin me***
Sep 16, 2021, 1:30 PM
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But nothing on that sandwich was dry
Sep 16, 2021, 1:38 PM
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The bread is fresh....have you ever tried microwaving a banana and cutting off the end and squirting out the goodness. The inside of that heated banana is moist 
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Re: For my 3rd and final sandwich post, I offer you.....
Sep 16, 2021, 1:33 PM
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My prediction, you will die taking a sh!t on a toilet.
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Right ? If he doesn't die on the terlit, his 4th sandwich
Sep 16, 2021, 1:35 PM
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might as well be white bread and playground sand.
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That actually looks pretty good
Sep 16, 2021, 1:41 PM
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I'd sprinkle a little wheat germ on there and maybe coat the bananas in some yogurt to keep them form sliding out but I would definitely eat it as is.
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Its better when you put the bananas and peanut butter
Sep 16, 2021, 1:57 PM
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in a bowl and mush it together. Spreads on your #### a whole lot easier for the dog.
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Just when I thought you couildn't get any dumber
Sep 16, 2021, 2:27 PM
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Would put in my facehole.
Sep 16, 2021, 2:44 PM
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Or, if you prefer, you could put it in my facehole.
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