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Here's a take probably on par with IE's hot takes
Mar 14, 2025, 8:00 AM
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I think men should only marry divorced women.
Here's why.
I see many a men marry this cute little girl who's probably 100 lbs soaking wet.
Then after 2-5 years of martial bliss, she's pushing 180.
Instead, find a girl who is divorced, go back and look at her pictures when she was in her first blistful marriage stage.
If she was still a stone cold stunner then, you know you're safe.
If she was borderline manatee, then went into her hot divorced girl figure.
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Naw, here's the real deal
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Mar 14, 2025, 8:07 AM
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If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
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Marry the 5-7s
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Mar 14, 2025, 8:09 AM
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Leave 8-10s be
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Old guy that use to work on the family farm had a saying for why he only dated
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Mar 14, 2025, 8:09 AM
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big ol girls.
"Pretty roams, ugly stays at home"
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If I was forced to date, I'd tell every woman I'm a field hand on a farm.***
Mar 14, 2025, 8:42 AM
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TigerNet Immortal [176584]
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Smart. Keeps the Insurance claim investigator groupies away.***
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Mar 14, 2025, 8:52 AM
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As it sits, he is drowning in puss***
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Mar 14, 2025, 8:56 AM
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [108391]
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As I sit, I know it ain't worth it.
Mar 14, 2025, 9:37 AM
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I'll never understand the dudes who get married 3, 4, or 5 times.
Mar 14, 2025, 9:45 AM
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I don't really understand marriage #2, but thats a whole other thing.
But when going for marriage #3+, at some point a little self inventory might be in order, and figuring out that its actually you, not them, may help.
But I also figure that by marriage #3, half of a half of a half has probably left them so little that they are looking for someone to take half from.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [108391]
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I've seen some marriage #2's work out very well. But after that.....nope.***
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Mar 14, 2025, 10:05 AM
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TigerNet Immortal [169516]
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Better yet
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Mar 14, 2025, 8:08 AM
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Wait until you’re both 28-30 to get married the first time
You know what you’re getting and hopefully all the childish ######## is over.
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Re: Better yet
Mar 14, 2025, 9:39 AM
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I got married when I was 38.
Up until that time, I had no idea that me staying alive was somehow dumb luck, and I had been doing everything in my life wrong.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [108391]
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That's divorce #2 math right there.
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Mar 14, 2025, 8:31 AM
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My advice would be to never get married. There is absolutely zero benefit in the institution, for men, today, in the US.
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Re: That's divorce #2 math right there.
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Mar 14, 2025, 8:51 AM
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Tig I typically agree with your pov but man with Mrs Pabst getting sick, and us taking care of Grandma Pabst, us being married carries a certain ease with legal and medical situations.
For the record Mrs Pabst and I have been together over 2.5 decades but only got married last September.
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That's how you do it.***
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Mar 14, 2025, 9:30 AM
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Everyone is nothing more than the sum of their experiences.
Mar 14, 2025, 11:10 AM
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results may vary.
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This thread and yesterday's thread is a bunch of lol's
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Mar 14, 2025, 8:50 AM
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but then I realize most of you are not joking
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For a bunch of fat old dudes, yall worry alot about your wives getting fat
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Mar 14, 2025, 8:50 AM
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and divorcing you.
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Orange Immortal [65896]
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With attitudes like that, they probably should worry.***
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Mar 14, 2025, 8:58 AM
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And gars***
Mar 14, 2025, 9:19 AM
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You really grind my gars.***
Mar 14, 2025, 9:30 AM
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You're better with bait than that.***
Mar 14, 2025, 9:33 AM
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can we have a hot take on hooking up w/divorced dudes?
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Mar 14, 2025, 9:18 AM
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not for me mind you, butt others.
they know who they are
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Re: can we have a hot take on hooking up w/divorced dudes?
Mar 14, 2025, 9:41 AM
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That u Norm?
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That one certainly seemed to rile up a few people.
Mar 14, 2025, 9:42 AM
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I still don't think its a bad idea.
And seemingly a woman got riled up the most. I'm not sure if that's strange, or telling.
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Not riled up, just amused ole boy.***
Mar 14, 2025, 9:47 AM
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All-Time Great [90469]
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Your sideways rant about me going out on my boat and staying out until 3am
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Mar 14, 2025, 9:49 AM
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went completely into left field.
Your full moon fever is showing.
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No, you took it awfully personal I just said you sounded like the type of guy
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Mar 14, 2025, 9:50 AM
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who did that.
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Personal with you??
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Mar 14, 2025, 9:52 AM
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I never mentioned you personally, until you said something to me, personally-In a weird rant that had nothing to do with the OP or the subject.
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I have nothing personal with you, I don't even know you.
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Mar 14, 2025, 9:56 AM
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I'm not known for having beef (as my 13 year old would say) with random people or any people.
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The thread is still there.
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Mar 14, 2025, 9:59 AM
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Feel free to show me where I got personal with you before you said howshitty my friends are (twice) and the boat thing.
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I have no idea if you have ###### friends or if you stay out on your boat
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Mar 14, 2025, 10:02 AM
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all day but you sure are taking it personal.
Can we agree to disagree and move on, or do I just need to let you get the last word in?
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Excellent deflection.
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Mar 14, 2025, 10:07 AM
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You attack me and my friends (that you don't even know), say that I attacked you first, and when proven wrong deflect to the "I'll let you have the last word" thing.
THIS is part of the 'personal accountability' thing I mentioned yesterday.
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You're being melodramatic... I said
Mar 14, 2025, 10:18 AM
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"And based on your anecdotal evidence maybe you just need to hang around with a better quality of people?"
That is hardly what I would call an attack, certainly not a direct one...more of a rhetorical question.
Anywho, I hope you have a great weekend.
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Re: Personal with you??
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When everyone is the problem, you are the problem.
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Generally, it's just you.
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Mar 14, 2025, 10:02 AM
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You're the problem.
Which manac will we get today? The hyper sensitive version? The self righteous one? The overly religious one? The woman chasing horn dog? The drunk?
Your username really checks out, except for that 'Tiger' part.
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I think maybe men really are from mars because you are never going
Mar 14, 2025, 9:45 AM
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to hear a group of women having this conversation.
Things women brag to their friends about... men who help out around the house and with the kids.
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Also, is anyone here happily married?***
Mar 14, 2025, 9:48 AM
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Do you think anyone other than those who might be separated / divorcing
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are going to say they aren't?
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You sound like a smart man***
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20 years this May
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Of all the things that #### me off, my wife is low on the list. I think I am low on her list as well. Or at least she is quick to forgive me when I #### her off. Same on my end, I like her too much to stay mad at her.
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bragging......?
Mar 14, 2025, 10:01 AM
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No one in this thread is bragging, I promise.
When I'm around a bunch of men, they brag about the deer they shot, the massive fish they caught, or the hawt waitress they bagged last night. This ain't that. Facebook was made for bragging.
And I absolutely agree, you would never find a group of women having this conversation. Which, is why it's had here.
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I truly feel sorry for you guys.***
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I truly feel sorry for OP and IE.....
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Me and Mrs me have been married since 1981. Good times. Good times.
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Why do you feel sorry for me?***
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For the convo between you and kms.******
Mar 14, 2025, 10:09 AM
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Not that I care about your opinion....
Mar 14, 2025, 10:14 AM
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but you feel sorry for me because I rented a house at the beach for 18 months?
That seems, well, it seems like you can't think of your own schtick, so you're trying to take Fbcooches.
You are so unoriginal that you're stealing from Fbcooch. That's terrible.
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