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National Champion [7455]
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Anyone know where the players get waxed?
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May 20, 2025, 8:27 AM
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I don’t mean to brag but my New Years Resolution to only date bartenders and waitresses in 2025 has been paying big dividends.
One of these girls really likes when I send her Instagram posts of Clemson football players doing their off season workouts. I’ve noticed that she frequently compliments the players that have little or no body hair. With her birthday coming up, I’ve decided to surprise her by getting myself waxed. If I’m being honest, it’s probably a little overdue because I’m starting to look as mangy as a typical Georgia fan.
Anyhow, I found that there are literally ten places in Clemson that are willing to get up in there and make me as smooth as a fried egg at Waffle House. Anyone know where the players go or have any experience of your own? I’m obviously looking for the cheapest place, but would probably pay an extra few bucks if there’s a chance I could run into one of our players while getting waxed. As of now, I’m leaning towards Above & Below Beauty by Evette.
Go Tigers!
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Clemson Conqueror [11167]
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I have no idea which board this belongs on.***
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May 20, 2025, 8:29 AM
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CU Medallion [19637]
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Re: I have no idea which board this belongs on.***
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May 20, 2025, 8:33 AM
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Clemson bored.
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National Champion [7455]
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Re: I have no idea which board this belongs on.***
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May 20, 2025, 11:21 AM
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I probably should have clarified I was talking about football players.
Nothing against soccer, baseball or golf players, but I really don’t keep track of their grooming habits as it pertains to body hair.
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Tiger Spirit [9316]
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Re: I have no idea which board this belongs on.***
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May 20, 2025, 11:32 AM
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Dynasty Maker [3471]
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May 20, 2025, 8:33 AM
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I am starting to see why so many 'creative types' end up on drugs...
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TigerNet Elite [73777]
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May 20, 2025, 8:36 AM
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Clemson Icon [26263]
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Re: Anyone know where the players get waxed?
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May 20, 2025, 8:46 AM
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I know swimmers like to get rid of body hair to avoid the drag in races. I would assume the waxing might give our players an advantage, especially our WR's and DB's.
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National Champion [7974]
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May 20, 2025, 8:50 AM
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There's only one place.
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Tiger Spirit [9967]
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Dividends
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May 20, 2025, 9:08 AM
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First off, congrats on your dividends. With all the Waffle House's popping up recently, you should be doing quite well.
I'm not sure where the players go, but my wife's friend (Bubbles) likes Evette, so you should be good there.
Go Tigers!
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Clemson Icon [26263]
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Re: Anyone know where the players get waxed?
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May 20, 2025, 9:09 AM
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This is what AI has to say about waxing football players.
Does it give football players an advantage to get body hair waxed?
Yes, getting body hair waxed can provide some minor advantages to football players, though it's not performance-enhancing in a major physiological way. Here are a few reasons why some players choose to do it:
1. Easier Wound Care
Hairless skin is easier to clean and bandage, which helps when treating turf burns, cuts, or abrasions—common in football.
2. Improved Massage & Physical Therapy
Therapists can apply oils, creams, and tapes more effectively on smooth skin.
Taping (like kinesiology tape) adheres better and is more comfortable without body hair.
3. Comfort and Hygiene
Less hair can mean less sweat and bacteria buildup, which may reduce odor and skin infections, especially in hot and humid gear.
4. Aesthetic & Psychological Factors
Some athletes feel cleaner or more "professional" with waxed skin, which can boost confidence.
5. Reduced Friction (Slightly)
Though the effect is small, some believe waxing can slightly reduce friction from clothing or pads.
Conclusion: Waxing doesn’t significantly improve performance, but it can support comfort, hygiene, and recovery—factors that may indirectly benefit an athlete’s overall readiness and confidence.
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CU Medallion [19637]
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May 20, 2025, 9:37 AM
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I don’t have that issue. My Grandma was 75% Cherokee which over rode the Greek, Irish, and other hairy mixtures in my gene pool. My wife has always been jealous of how hairless my legs have always been. She asked if I was shaving my chest when we first met, I told her grass doesn’t grow on a well used playground!
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Clemson Icon [26263]
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Re: Anyone know where the players get waxed?
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May 20, 2025, 9:45 AM
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Maybe your Grandma waxed you?
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CU Medallion [19637]
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May 20, 2025, 10:05 AM
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I can’t even grow a respectable mustache. I’m ok with it.
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Heisman Winner [79706]
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May 21, 2025, 8:08 AM
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Me a little bit OneJedi®, my Grandmother was half Catawba. While I do have less hair than most, a curse in high school, the fact that I can waller in poison with no effect makes it a good trade. Does the 3 leafed stuff bother you?
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Yes.
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Re: Anyone know where the players get waxed?
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May 20, 2025, 12:34 PM
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I will say, when it comes to waxing, you wax poetically regarding this subject.
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Game Day Hero [4454]
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May 20, 2025, 12:44 PM
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Lmfao are you F'ing serious???
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May 20, 2025, 12:49 PM
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Probably in their apartments. They can just smuggle it in, get waxed, pass out, they know they don’t have to drive anywhere and they won’t get in trouble. That’s how it used to be, anyhow 🤷♂️
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Make sure you do the Brazilian wax. It will get the wild, curly hairs.
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May 20, 2025, 12:52 PM
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Paw Warrior [4675]
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Once you start you never want to stop***
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May 20, 2025, 1:01 PM
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Clemson Sports Icon [52804]
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I would strongly advise any Clemson athlete on this bored to not get waxed
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May 20, 2025, 1:06 PM
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once your playing days are over, it will grow back even thicker and you'll look Italian.
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Heisman Winner [87064]
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Ask Bryant Wesco. He was waxing some secondaries last year
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May 20, 2025, 1:22 PM
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Is he Brazilian?
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Ghey***
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May 20, 2025, 1:41 PM
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Rival Killer [2736]
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My guess is Brazil***
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May 20, 2025, 1:49 PM
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Clemson Icon [26263]
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Re: Anyone know where the players get waxed?
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May 20, 2025, 2:43 PM
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I lost a good friend in a waxing accident. It's no joke. Be cautious everyone when waxing.
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National Champion [7455]
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Re: Anyone know where the players get waxed?
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May 20, 2025, 8:16 PM
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My uncle died of a heart attack at a massage parlor. At least he died happy.
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Clemson Icon [26263]
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May 21, 2025, 7:58 AM
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Yeah that happened to my uncle. It was quite a scene with the coroner down at the massage parlor at 10pm.
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Clemson Conqueror [11201]
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Orange Beast [6331]
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May 20, 2025, 8:21 PM
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Don’t know and don’t wanna know
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Orange Phenom [14912]
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May 21, 2025, 7:41 AM
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Orange Phenom [14912]
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May 21, 2025, 8:07 AM
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The bartender/waitress is a good niche. I used to add on to this and include cashiers, dental hygienist and food courts at the Mall. The good old days.
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