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Wrote a Song for My Ex-Wife
Jul 5, 2014, 4:04 PM
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He wondered how she'd take it when he had to fly
Thought she might do some cryin', while he went to fight
But he had no idea when he hit the road
That without him in her life she'd be a big hoe
She was a big hoe caught the HPV, Syphilis once, then the HIV
She was a big hoe up in New York City
A week with the guys, came back smelling all musty
When he told her he had to deploy, she was a big hoe
She had a crooked heart and sold their three bedroom ranch
Spent her days making babies, removing' his pants
He came home from combat and he found her note
And without him there to stop her she became a hoe
She was a big hoe on her first blind date
Had the time of her life with his friends at the lake
She was a big hoe bought a brand new car
Made me pay for the bill there's no limit thats too far
I'm sure tired of all of these hoes
She was a big hoe on the singles cruise though she was married they had no clue
She was a big hoe up in New York City
A week at the guys came back smelling all musty
When he said that he had to deploy, she became a big hoe
LYRICS BEST SUNG WITH THE TUNE OF "LET HERSELF GO"
BY GEORGE STRAIT.
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Re: Wrote a Song for My Ex-Wife
Jul 5, 2014, 4:12 PM
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And for some reason unknown to everyone but you, you decided to post it up on the tigernet futbawl bored.
LMAO! Then SMDH.
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Re: Wrote a Song for My Ex-Wife
Jul 5, 2014, 4:15 PM
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Hey it is our 5 year divorce anniversary today. 
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Re: Wrote a Song for My Ex-Wife
Jul 5, 2014, 4:30 PM
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Hope you are doing well for yourself today.
Go Tigers!
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Re: shoulda been on the rivalries board...
Jul 5, 2014, 4:26 PM
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Oh she does... Especially the ones that are at home full time. TOO BAD I HAD A JOB TO DO... Someone else was cutting my grass while I was away.
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Beautiful. Almost made me cry.***
Jul 5, 2014, 4:25 PM
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Re: Beautiful. Almost made me cry.***
Jul 5, 2014, 6:54 PM
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I'm still crying man. LMBO
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THE GOOD NEWS!
Jul 5, 2014, 4:28 PM
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Finding out that your Ex-Wife got fat is almost like finding $20.00 in your pocket on laundry day. I mean hey it doesn't solve all of your problems, but it does make the day feel a little better.
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My separated wife told me the other day that she wished
Jul 6, 2014, 8:42 AM
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things could have been different between us, she is struggling and she misses what we had. I wanted to be mean and tell her that she deserves it but I was "me" and gave her a little pep talk that she was going to be alright and keep her faith in the Lord.
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Re: Jesus F'in Christ brah grow some balls
Jul 6, 2014, 1:26 PM
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go radio silence on that bish. Only speak about kids of finances. Bishes hate NC
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I for one am just glad that you've moved on****
Jul 5, 2014, 4:32 PM
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Re: I for one am just glad that you've moved on****
Jul 5, 2014, 4:35 PM
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Oh yeah, that's what it is.
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Here's the good news.
Jul 5, 2014, 4:34 PM
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When you've been divorced as long as you were married things start getting easier. No need to lie about it, you ain't over it complete yet.
One thing I've learned about love is the opposite isn't hate, it's indifference.
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Re: Here's the good news.
Jul 5, 2014, 4:47 PM
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I'm remarried and divorced again. LOL I've got a new policy on dating... DON'T DO IT! LOL... I've been single and happy since August of 2011... Almost 3 years now. Focused on business and money matters. I wear diapers because there's no time for bathroom breaks. HEHE. I certainly do not have time for a woman.
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Re:Le me tell you that hate is the cheapest pleasure you
Jul 5, 2014, 10:12 PM
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will ever experience.
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Re: Wrote a Song for My Ex-Wife
Jul 5, 2014, 6:52 PM
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You must have been IN LOVE
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Re: Wrote a Song for My Ex-Wife
Jul 5, 2014, 8:25 PM
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Nope just a Lance Corporal in the Marine Corps at the time. Young, Dumb, and Full of MRE's LOL
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Lewis Grizzard's advice on remarriage
Jul 6, 2014, 8:58 AM
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“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
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Re: Lewis Grizzard's advice on remarriage
Jul 6, 2014, 9:28 AM
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great line... I remember it well!!
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Re: Wrote a Song for My Ex-Wife
Jul 6, 2014, 1:24 PM
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