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Ultimate Tiger [37815]
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Does anyone else have this problem?
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Oct 29, 2025, 12:37 PM
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My wife tells me last week she really does not want anything for Christmas. She would rather me donate to a family in need than waste money on buying her anything for Christmas.
This morning, she sends me a text with a link to a company in California that sells handbags, shoes, wallets, and sunglasses with the text "Some of these would look good under our Christmas tree."
Mind you, these handbags start at 2,500$
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Tiger Titan [50831]
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Marriage, lol.***
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Oct 29, 2025, 12:37 PM
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Re: Does anyone else have this problem?
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Oct 29, 2025, 12:43 PM
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Not that kind of problem
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TigerNet Elite [76751]
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Easy fix here.
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Oct 29, 2025, 12:48 PM
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Buy one of the $2500 purses and give it to a needy family. Take a pic of them with the purse and put it under the tree.
Your divorce will not be contested.
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Ultimate Tiger [37815]
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Re: Easy fix here.
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Oct 29, 2025, 12:52 PM
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This would be absolutely perfect if I weas not such a cheap a@@.
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Re: Easy fix here.
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Oct 29, 2025, 12:57 PM
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You a smart motherfucker, Brett.
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Oculus Spirit [43300]
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Yes***
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Oct 29, 2025, 12:51 PM
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Legend [6928]
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$2,500 handbag? Nah man, I definitely don't have that problem.
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Oct 29, 2025, 12:53 PM
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She may WANT a $2,500 handbag, but would never voice it. In reality though, she's more frugal than I am, and doesn't have expensive tastes.
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Orange Blooded [2319]
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Re: Does anyone else have this problem?
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Oct 29, 2025, 12:55 PM
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I'm still working on how all her purchases come with a detailed logical explanation. All mine are just a stupid waste of money.
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Clemson Sports Icon [52193]
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A similar case
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Oct 29, 2025, 12:55 PM
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My wife will tell me she wants us to keep it small (the gifts, not my wiener) for Christmas, anniversary, whatever. So I'll do it and then she'll go overboard. And she really doesn't get mad or ever hold it over my head but I feel like a jack ###.
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Orange Immortal [62364]
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I can't get my wife to buy a $25 handbag
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Oct 29, 2025, 12:57 PM
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but she is a unicorn
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TigerNet HOFer [124201]
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Hard to hold handbags with four hooves?***
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:29 PM
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DANG IT!
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Oct 29, 2025, 4:35 PM
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I love stupid cleverness.
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MJ_Laugjing.gif***
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:00 PM
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Ultimate Tiger [37815]
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Re: Does anyone else have this problem?
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:00 PM
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I will say this... I have never bought her a handbag over $500. Usually I get her a Coach, Dooney or something like that that usually run $300-$400 for her birthday or special occasions.
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So glad my fam decided years ago stop all that gift stuff
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:08 PM
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My wife and I will usually get each other something inconsequential. Anything we really want we're going to get ourselves anyway.
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Clemson Conqueror [12018]
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Re: Does anyone else have this problem?
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:20 PM
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Back in the day, my problem was (ONCE didn't fall for it again)"...Can I get this and call it an early Christmas present?"
Then when Christmas arrived, reminding her of the "early Christmas present" that she got a month earlier.
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Orange Phenom [14415]
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After careful analysis
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:25 PM
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You've bought her 350 handbags in the past
She likes a particular website that sells handbags
You need a $350 gift certificate to said website
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Orange Phenom [14415]
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No definitely not
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:27 PM
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MSynan: honey what do you want for Christmas
Other MSynan: I don't know
MSynan: thanks, great talk (wanders back into den to continue watching football)
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TigerNet HOFer [124201]
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You know those lululemon sling bags that were popular a couple years ago?
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:28 PM
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Those are the handbags my wife uses.
We agree to not get anything for each other every year. I end up getting her something from the kids. She gets me nothing, from her or the kids, rinse repeat. It happened for birthday, anniversary, and Father's Day this year too. That was a weird stretch.
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TigerNet Champion [110300]
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Let's say she went crazy and bought you something for under $100
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:29 PM
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What would you like?
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Orange Phenom [14415]
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TigerNet HOFer [124201]
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V-Day was included in that too. But we went to get the puppy and I think that
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:31 PM
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counted toward my gift as well as hers.
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TigerNet HOFer [124201]
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It's a shared thing in our house. But I get what you are saying.
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Oct 29, 2025, 2:00 PM
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I'm not terribly worried
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Tiger Titan [46784]
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Nope, my wife sends me pigs of what she wants and I buy it. BUTT ne'er has she
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:29 PM
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e'er wanted anything like no $2500 purse.
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Ultimate Tiger [37815]
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Re: Nope, my wife sends me pigs of what she wants and I buy it. BUTT ne'er has she
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:32 PM
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I don't know, I believe she thinks a more expensive purse is warranted this time around because I won $1200 at the Hard Rock a few days ago and she sees it as free money. What she doesn't understand is I have lost 10,000 previously over the past two years at said Casino so I am still $8800 to the negative.
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No
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:31 PM
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I bet my wife's most expensive bag was under $40.
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Tiger Titan [51053]
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yeah but how much you pay to keep that coinpurse of hers filled?!***
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:35 PM
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Tiger Titan [51053]
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I feel dirty for having posted that.
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:36 PM
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I'm sorry. But not sorry enough to edit. I have to stand by it. I stand by my shame.
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Fur sure. My wife bought a Louis Vuitton a few years back.
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:31 PM
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But she makes about 6 times what I make, so it’s not an argument I’m ever gonna win.
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My wife's 40th is coming up
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:42 PM
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and what we are spending on that party is absolutely insane. It would make you vomit as I am about to thinking about it.
So I am thinking that we will be skipping the Christmas gifts to each other this year.
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Re: My wife's 40th is coming up
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:43 PM
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CanIcum?
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Yes and inside
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:58 PM
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cause it will be cold out.
We will have two gals bartending, so you might get lucky.
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Birfday
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Oct 29, 2025, 2:01 PM
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Orange Beast [6306]
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As a woman, I am confused about the mixed signals she's giving
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Oct 29, 2025, 1:51 PM
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BUT if I send a link to my husband he better be puttin that #### under the tree, especially because I have to buy for 2000 people and he only has to buy for one (me).
HTH
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Were i ever fortunate enough
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Oct 29, 2025, 5:10 PM
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To get I want ____. You're #### right it's under the tree
Unless it's more than $500, then there will be a lengthy discussion about how we shouldn't spend that kind of money
Before it goes under the tree
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Re: Does anyone else have this problem?
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Top TigerNet [32471]
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Get her a Sears catalog and have her circle 4 things
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Oct 29, 2025, 3:52 PM
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Then buy her an umbrella and some socks
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It's a TEST, either way you fell***
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