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This is only for the gentlemen in here. Not KMS
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This is only for the gentlemen in here. Not KMS

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:24 PM

Gentlemen, is this appropriate:

About a year and a half ago a buddy of mine asked this smoke show to marry him. She looked something like this:



Since that point a year and a half ago, she has gained a significant amount of weight. Now she looks something like this minus about 100 lbs from this gif:





Now he wants to back out.

Is he ok backing out?

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I like your funny words magic man


Re: This is only for the gentlemen in here. Not KMS

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:26 PM

It’s only going to get worse. And for that reason… I’m out.

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I'd say that would be up to him

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:26 PM

but if she backs out I hope she beeps like one of those semi trucks so someone doesn't get crushed...

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Well he should talk w her about the weight gain.

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:27 PM

Ask her if she wants to go on walks in the evening, ride bikes. Weight can be lost easily. I’ve weighed 240 pounds before and got back to 175 now at 200.

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Re: This is only for the gentlemen in here. Not KMS

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:28 PM



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drunk at the putt putt.


They've been engaged for a year and a half?

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:30 PM

Back out for that reason alone. Something aint right and it aint going to get better.

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True dat.

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:33 PM

I was engaged for all of a week or so w the wife. And then we just got her friend who is a notary or whatever was needed to come marry us on the dock at the lake house w her husband as the witness. Best and cheapest wedding ever. If you really have the right one gotta shoot your shot.

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Re: True dat.

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:37 PM
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I get it. I’m fat and ugly and she is beautiful and makes a ton of money. That’s why I had to shoot my shot.

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Gross***

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:38 PM



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I know I am. Dont how how I pulled her.***

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:40 PM



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Re: I know I am. Dont how how I pulled her.***

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:45 PM



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drunk at the putt putt.


No, I mean your footwear. Had no clue you wore the

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:48 PM [ in reply to I know I am. Dont how how I pulled her.*** ]

Insurrection 7s


Hey Dudes are the absolute wurst

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You remember that show hey dude back in the day?

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:50 PM

It was about some young cowboys and hot girls on a ranch. Dang I liked that show.

Also I don’t wear hey dudes anymore, they aren’t comfortable enough for all the time I’m on my feet at work.

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4,2,1,5,3

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:51 PM



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dude how can you rate the Mets fan #1?***

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:34 PM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Ever since he moved to NC I think's gotten a little

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:37 PM

qwheer on us.

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Almost gave you the TD for your weird numbering system

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:46 PM [ in reply to dude how can you rate the Mets fan #1?*** ]

Nerds

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lol


Sep 28, 2023, 2:45 PM

thanks!

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Re: True dat.

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:08 PM [ in reply to Re: True dat. ]

Hey Dudes?

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Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed as men get older their balls get smaller.


Yea bro. What kind of fancy cop shoes do you wear?

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:29 PM

And how much did it cost the taxpayers???

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Re: Yea bro. What kind of fancy cop shoes do you wear?

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Sep 28, 2023, 2:16 PM

I wear clogs.



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Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed as men get older their balls get smaller.


Re: Yea bro. What kind of fancy cop shoes do you wear?

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Sep 28, 2023, 2:29 PM

Also, although I can only see the left side of her body, she is clearly a beautiful lady, you did well for yourself. Don't F-up.

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Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed as men get older their balls get smaller.


I really hate cops bc of my past w shows and dread locks.


Sep 28, 2023, 3:00 PM

But maybe you are the one that can change me???



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Re: I really hate cops bc of my past w shows and dread locks.


Sep 28, 2023, 3:14 PM

I got you bro!

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Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed as men get older their balls get smaller.


It's awesome that your wife's husband was the witness***

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Sep 28, 2023, 2:01 PM [ in reply to True dat. ]



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I like your funny words magic man


He was prob happy to get her off his payroll***


Sep 28, 2023, 2:04 PM



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Well clearly the friends husband was the witness.

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Sep 28, 2023, 2:17 PM [ in reply to It's awesome that your wife's husband was the witness*** ]

But good dig.

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Was it clear? Was it?

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Sep 28, 2023, 2:19 PM



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I like your funny words magic man


Dump her unless he's a tub of goo too

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:33 PM

Doesn't sound like the marriage is gonna last anyways

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Because he isn't edible?***


Sep 28, 2023, 12:55 PM



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Re: Dump her unless he's a tub of goo too


Sep 28, 2023, 2:16 PM [ in reply to Dump her unless he's a tub of goo too ]



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I like your funny words magic man


I mean I'm just trying to save them the expenses associated

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Sep 28, 2023, 3:12 PM

with divorce

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Bro your wife ain't NEVER looked like that first one.***

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:33 PM



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Maybe he just sobered up?

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:37 PM



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I've seen this scenario before

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:45 PM

On Dr. Phil ...

She has a treatable medical issue.

Once she gets diagnosed and medicated, she will return to her former self.

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think that's bad?

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:49 PM

wait til he finds out the baby isn't his

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You are not the father!

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Sep 28, 2023, 12:52 PM



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I would say yes, with a qualifier though.

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:14 PM

If she was that skinny, and as soon as she married him went full-on blimp, odds are she was staying skinny to land a guy. As such, there is almost assuredly other things she was faking (beyond organisms). And if that is the case, as I suspect it likely is, then he may have every right.

For example, she was an adventurous eater, only to become a picky eater when married. She claimed to enjoy sex, until ringed. She loved to travel, until married. She used to cuddle with him on the couch and now won't even touch him. She never complained. She always complains non-stop. She loves his jokes, now doesn't even pay him any attention. She was never glued to her phone, she stays glued to a phone 24-7. Stuff like that. AND, if he points out all the apparent changes, she will blame his mother.

So yeah, he MAY have a right. Then again maybe she's just like the girl he met, plus a few pounds. If that's the case (unlikely), then I wouldn't bolt.

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I don't know who hurt you, but I want to beat them up for

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:18 PM

you. I want to avenge Tiggity because someone has fucked up your psyche.

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Meh.

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:20 PM

My point is he's probably not going to bolt for weight gain. Probably more for other things "lost".

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Re: I don't know who hurt you, but I want to beat them up for


Sep 28, 2023, 1:21 PM [ in reply to I don't know who hurt you, but I want to beat them up for ]

Hey, you can't say fucked.

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Re: I don't know who hurt you, but I want to beat them up for


Sep 28, 2023, 3:10 PM

The hell you say.

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How many more years until her 18th birthday?***

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:20 PM



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If you want to be happy for the rest of your life

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:24 PM

never make a pretty woman your wife.

Heard that somewhere.

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And I am

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:27 PM

deadass serious about it.

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I would at stubborn

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:29 PM

but I don't think he's capable of landing a "pretty" woman.

Even better, he's not here to defend himself if he thinks he could.

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Too late***

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:32 PM [ in reply to If you want to be happy for the rest of your life ]



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MauldinT, where are you???


Pretty roams. Ugly stays at home***

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Sep 28, 2023, 2:17 PM [ in reply to If you want to be happy for the rest of your life ]



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I like your funny words magic man


marriage..lol***

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:33 PM



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Does she beep when she backs out?***

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:52 PM



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Re: Does she beep when she backs out?***

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Sep 28, 2023, 1:55 PM




https://www.tigernet.com/clemson-forum/message/id-say-that-would-be-up-to-him-33481154


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Look, I aint got time to read all these posts first.***

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Sep 28, 2023, 2:04 PM



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