Went for a walk with my wife yesterday. We came across several chickens and of course there had to be one Cocky ####. Mr. Cocky decided to attack, I kicked him twice to no avail. Came back a 3rd time, this time through the air straight at my wife, I grabbed him mid-flight by the neck, snapped him to the ground and stomped him several times for good measure. My wife without missing a beat said, "Looks like an angry Tiger whooped up on a crazy ####! Nice beat down!" It gave me a flashback of 1988, after an early start to tailgating we had some loud mouth USCuckers start talking smack, I told one of them if he didn't shut his mouth I would, well he kept clucking so I smashed him in the beak! A melee broke out, we tarred and feathered them! Have to admit, taking that #### out made me feel like a tough old man!