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Orange Immortal [65122]
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DT is here. Uncle PAW MAN is back - topgunhankjrcigars.net:
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Jun 1, 2022, 1:58 PM
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'sup y'all.
APM back cuz APM hates him some Dark Territory. All the good sports are over until late August and Da GOAT ain't got a car he can drive. So APM need y'all to help him get thru dis. Some thangs been on APM's mind:
1) Top Gun Maverick. See it if you have not already. For us old folks, it gone hit ya right in da feels. Believe dat.
2) It has been 40 years (FORTY) since this classic was released. Many a Southern preppy White boy got drunk and stoned pretending he was a redneck to these tunes (not that APM knows anything about such...). And just listen to "A Country Boy Can Survive." As true today as it was then.
3) Finally, over the holiday weekend ol' APM went to da smoke shop to pick up a couple of cigars. APM does not have a cigar often, just like he doesn't drink that often. But dayum. What in the hail has happened to cigar bands? Used to be, APM could quickly identify a Partagas or a Romeo y Julieta or a Punch or CAO or a Swisher Sweet by looking at the band. Now they're all different even within the same brand. Wha??? It's like when APM went to Nashville back in 2019 and noticed the Jack Daniels bottle had gone from rounded edges to all angular. Likker and smokes companies please leave your packaging the same so APM can find what he is looking for. Thank you. Now get daphuque off my lawn!!!
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Whoose scok dis?
Jun 1, 2022, 2:01 PM
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Due to the 45 day inactivity period, you must be seched back in
Enjoy now post them tedds
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I know exactly what you mean about the cigars.
Jun 1, 2022, 2:17 PM
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It's excatly like when my friend sent me a picture of his Maine Coon cat. I said "Man, that thing looks big". And then I went later on to visit my friend, and sure enough, THE CAT WAS BIG.
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That good***
Jun 1, 2022, 2:27 PM
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Orange Immortal [65122]
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Ain't as good as this 'un:
Jun 1, 2022, 2:48 PM
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had a roommate who'd drink and get a far off stare in his eyes listenin' to this 'un. He was from Pelion, Sakerlina and was a genuine redneck badasse. He did not last in college. Wutn fer him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cQNkIrg-Tk
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Great. Missed my daily consumption of literary black face.***
Jun 1, 2022, 2:38 PM
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Orange Immortal [65122]
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Re: They're accusing Bradley Cooper too. We're not racists.
Jun 1, 2022, 4:01 PM
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About “da goat”’s car
Jun 1, 2022, 2:39 PM
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JFC, APM we are supposed to act like you didn't "outgrow"
Jun 1, 2022, 2:58 PM
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us and ditched the Lounge for a period of time ?
Eff that noize in the bee whole
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Heisman Winner [78882]
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Hey pal, you leave ole' Mushmouth alone.***
Jun 1, 2022, 3:04 PM
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I-buh don’t-buh know-buh, but I-buh
Jun 1, 2022, 3:06 PM
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Been-buh told-buh
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Orange Immortal [65122]
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Can't you respect APM's religious convictions?
Jun 1, 2022, 3:16 PM
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APM has given up the Lunge as a Lenten discipline for years now. This year APM took a longer break than usual. Life has been busy.
Take me back Mauldawg. Please? I need you to get through DT.
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We'll take you back but you must admit
Jun 1, 2022, 3:21 PM
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to LewHam's frailties
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Orange Immortal [65122]
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1) W13 is a turrbul car. Turrbul. 2) da GOAT is still the
Jun 1, 2022, 3:26 PM
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GOAT and being cheated out of his 8th world title last season and having a crappy car this season will not change that fact.
But yes, this is a lost season for LewHam. The Merc is a distant 3rd (at best) to what Red Bull and Ferrari and running. Allez Leclerc!!!
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TigerNet Immortal [176659]
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Imagine what Russell would have done in Da Goat’s old cars!***
Jun 1, 2022, 5:00 PM
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Hay...hoo are U again?
Jun 1, 2022, 3:31 PM
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Also, doesn't someone else now have that Avatar. IF so, you totally lost the rights to it.
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