I know we all want to see our Tigers play in person, but there is one gigantic benefit to the reduced attendance in Death Valley, and I expect all of you privileged enough to get tickets to take full advantage of this opportunity. It is your duty as a true Tiger fan.
It will be much easier to spot and take out the woo-hooers!!!!
Everyone is counting on you. Time to start culling the herd. It will open up more tickets for true Tiger fans.