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Dad Joke...
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Jan 14, 2025, 5:49 AM
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Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
Because they are such fungis.
(I just post 'em) 
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Ring of Honor [21029]
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Why was the Scarecrow given a medal?
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Jan 14, 2025, 6:52 AM
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Because he was Outstanding in his field.
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Asst Coach [809]
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How many balls of yarn does it take to get to the moon?
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Jan 14, 2025, 6:58 AM
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One, if it is really big.
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Ultimate Tiger [33973]
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I have a phobia of German sausages. I fear the wurst.
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Jan 14, 2025, 7:27 AM
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My son said he was cold. I told him to stand in the corner because it is 90 degrees.
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Ultimate Tiger [34020]
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Re: I have a phobia of German sausages. I fear the wurst.
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Jan 14, 2025, 7:31 AM
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Those are some good ones! 😂
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Hall of Famer [8295]
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Re: Dad Joke...
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Jan 14, 2025, 8:35 AM
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Keep em coming. Where do you learn to make a banana split?
Sundae School 
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TigerNet Elite [69891]
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Re: Dad Joke...
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Jan 14, 2025, 1:31 PM
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Not a Dad, but ...
A rope went into a bar and hopped up on a stool and said, "Bartender, I would like a shot of whiskey."
"Hey, we don't serve ropes in this bar."
The rope leaves, ties himself up and combs up one end of himself. He goes back into the bar and hops up on the stool.
"Bartender, I would like a shot of whiskey!"
"Hey, aren't you that rope that was just in here?"
"No, I'm a frayed knot."
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [101267]
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Did the grape cry when someone stepped on it?
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Jan 14, 2025, 1:48 PM
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No, he let out a little whine.
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Game Changer [1734]
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Dad jokes...that's how eye roll***
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Re: Dad Joke...
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Jan 14, 2025, 1:59 PM
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A herd of cattle stumbled into a field of marijuana ... the steaks were never higher.
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Ultimate Tiger [33768]
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Not really a dad joke
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Jan 14, 2025, 2:06 PM
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But more like a Steven Wright joke.
If you cut a hole in a net you have fewer holes.
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Game Changer [1663]
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Re: Dad Joke...
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Jan 15, 2025, 7:59 PM
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Adam and Eve had the first computer. It was made by apple with limited memory. One byte and everything crashed.
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