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Update on MrsAdidas and the rooster
Sep 18, 2017, 11:56 AM
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1. Two weeks ago, wife is attached by rooster, and suspects that there is part of the spur stuck in her leg.
2. A surgeon looks at it, says that there is no "foreign bodies" in her leg, cleans it, and sends us home.
3. Wife's leg continues to be swollen and hurt for the next week.
4. Last week, wife tells the surgeon that it still hurts like helll at the follow up visit and that she still thinks there is something embedded in her leg. Surgeon tells her she's good to go.
5. Wife is so convinced that there is something in her leg, that she takes it upon herself to re-open the wound with a knife and fish out the spur pieces with some tweezers.
6. Wife and I will have to pay this surgeon who clearly only half-asssed this job.
If I asked Tire Kingdom to patch a leaking tire that I though had a nail in it, and they left the nail in the tire, I wouldn't pay. Is this so different?
p.s. wife didn't appreciate being compared to a truck tire, but to me, the analogy is solid.
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How ####### UDP are you?***
Sep 18, 2017, 11:59 AM
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Orange Immortal [65180]
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Re: How ####### UDP are you?***
Sep 18, 2017, 12:09 PM
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A better question is:
How many "free" eggs will it take to break even after I get the medical bills?
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Paw Master [17754]
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Get a lawyer and sue that no-good rooster.***
Sep 18, 2017, 12:01 PM
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Heisman Winner [87794]
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I question your 'Murica-ness
Sep 18, 2017, 12:03 PM
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Sue that ########## for not getting the cocksplinters out of your cocklovelywife.
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Orange Immortal [65180]
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Re: I question your 'Murica-ness
Sep 18, 2017, 12:08 PM
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I always say that I'll sue the shiit out of the next person who wrongs me, but every time something comes up, I say "meh, that'll take too much work".
I'll just make a voo-doo doll of him and stab it with the rooster spur every night.
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Heisman Winner [82342]
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do you know this gamecok fan?***
Sep 18, 2017, 12:03 PM
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Heisman Winner [81201]
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I wouldn't bring it up, he'll probably try to charge you
Sep 18, 2017, 12:04 PM
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more for questioning him.
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Orange Immortal [65180]
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Re: I wouldn't bring it up, he'll probably try to charge you
Sep 18, 2017, 12:06 PM
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True.
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110%er [5323]
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You have one ####### weird life***
Sep 18, 2017, 12:05 PM
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Orange Immortal [65180]
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Re: You have one ####### weird life***
Sep 18, 2017, 12:06 PM
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I feel like I live as much like a meth-head as possible without actually doing meth.
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I'm on it all the time, noob.***
Sep 18, 2017, 3:39 PM
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Orange Immortal [64487]
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my question as someone familiar with roosters and spurs.....
Sep 18, 2017, 12:53 PM
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where did the "pieces" of the spur that broke off in her leg come from? The spur is a smooth, solid piece of keratin (or whatever fingernails are composed of). They aren't usually splintered, or rough. What the heck?
for those who need a reference:
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [104607]
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I'm not a poultrygeist or anything, but pretty sure they
Sep 18, 2017, 12:57 PM
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came from the rooster.
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Orange Immortal [64487]
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mebbe that was a "how did" question, not a "where did"
Sep 18, 2017, 1:06 PM
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my bad.
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Oculus Spirit [41196]
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Re: my question as someone familiar with roosters and spurs.....
Sep 18, 2017, 1:29 PM
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They can get jagged and have pieces splinter off, just like a fingernail or toenail.
Saying that all spurs look like the one in your photo is akin to saying that all tiddies look like Kate Upton.
Sorry for no tiddie pics. This will have to suffice: ( . ) ( . )
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [104607]
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Finished***
Sep 18, 2017, 1:31 PM
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Orange Immortal [64487]
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guess I've been lucky with the dozens of roosters I've owned
Sep 18, 2017, 1:35 PM
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never had a spur that wasn't clean & sharp. And as I mentioned awhile back, I cut them off with tin snips or cutters when they get long. You can actually pull them completely off with pliers if you want to, but that usually draws a little bit of blood around the base of it. I don't think it really hurts them though.
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Orange Immortal [65180]
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Re: guess I've been lucky with the dozens of roosters I've owned
Sep 18, 2017, 1:39 PM
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When I cut the ones on mine, he gave zero shiits. I think the only reason he flinched was from the *snap* of the cutters.
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Oculus Spirit [41196]
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have you tried to snuff the rooster?***
Sep 18, 2017, 12:59 PM
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Heisman Winner [87794]
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Aaaah yeeeaaaaaahhhheeeahaaaa***
Sep 18, 2017, 1:13 PM
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All-Conference [435]
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Spurs Up
Sep 18, 2017, 1:08 PM
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in da leg
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CU Guru [1701]
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Clearly you take lessons from Dixie Vindicator
Sep 18, 2017, 1:10 PM
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the alpha move would have been to have fried chicken the day after
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how badass is a woman who will operate on herself?!
Sep 18, 2017, 1:37 PM
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don't #### her off!
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Orange Immortal [65180]
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Re: how badass is a woman who will operate on herself?!
Sep 18, 2017, 1:40 PM
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She is truly one to not be eff'd with.
It wasn't always like that, but after a decade and a half of putting up with me...
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Legend [19919]
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She must be the mother of an
Sep 18, 2017, 4:45 PM
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mma ballerina.
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Clemson Icon [25854]
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Obviously she's just tired of 2" ##### poking her***
Sep 18, 2017, 2:21 PM
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Clemson Sports Icon [53139]
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Barry, Nancy and Dirty Harry made it that way.
Sep 18, 2017, 3:43 PM
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Now pay up.
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Was this your surgeon?
Sep 18, 2017, 3:54 PM
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [103179]
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Hire a lawyer.
Sep 18, 2017, 6:33 PM
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A quick letter to the doctor will rectify the situation. Just wondering how attached she was to the ####, anyway?
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Paw Master [17214]
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Re: Update on MrsAdidas and the rooster
Sep 18, 2017, 8:36 PM
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When the rooster attacked your wife did all 4 flame throwers work?
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