YeahBudddy

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This has been perplexing me.

Apr 23, 2025, 1:28 PM

So I take redhead out on Sunday evening for a little Easter dinner and movie deal. We're at this semi-upscale spot downtown (not a college bar). It's the kind of place that's hip, has live music, but has craft cocktails and a chef who takes himself to seriously despite the fact that it's essentially a bar that's socially acceptable to bring kids to. So, not a raunchy dive.

Anyway, we got a nice table outside, and as we're waiting for our food, redhead starts literally biting my fingers and biting my arm and kinda making a scene about it. Out in full view of like 100 people. Keep in mind, it's 7pm, broad daylight and we're both stone cold sober along with most other folks still donning their Sunday's best. I told yall about the girl trying to bite my weiner, now she apparently just wants to bite everything.

When I told her to cut that #### out because it's a little weird and embarrassing, she starts licking me. Licking my ear, licking my face, putting my fingers in her mouth. She's talking about how horny she is and is pretty loud, and I think she's having some sort of episode or something but she eventually calms down. On the walk back she basically tells me to put a #### in her mouth to shut her up and chill her out. I take her back to the car and let her blow me. So we did that and then we went to the movie and I'm just kinda sitting there the whole time wondering ### I'm doing with my life. My grandmother would be mortified.

Boys, I don't know what I signed up for, but the freak levels are off the chart.It just gets weirder and weirder.

The movie? Sinners with Michael B Jordan. I give it a 8.5/10.

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This has been perplexing me.

Also, I understand the inclination to be like

This is just your post nut clarity talking.

This is awesome to read and is going end up horribly and

I forget what type of irony it is when the main character has no idea he's going

I think he knows. This is more like watching Thelma and Louise driving towards

i'm nothing if not self destructive***

you are our tyler durden.***

YeahBuddy will have a DV charge

Re: YeahBuddy will have a DV charge

You said you were going to get rid of her, you probably should have.

I'm not a total rookie here.

This is your opportunity to learn

So how many dates were you on before she

She's surprisingly not into too much butt stuff

Re: She's surprisingly not into too much butt stuff

Re: This has been perplexing me.

If only Mackey still had his mail sack so we could add yeahbuddy to the prayer

Re: If only Mackey still had his mail sack so we could add yeahbuddy to the prayer

Usually when training a new pup and they bite me, I roll up a newspapers

dude. first off, pics or GTFOut

check tmell***

link no work

try again***

I keep trying... and still don't have anything.***

Ahem***

#Me too***

Mi tres!***

squatro tambien***

Cinco de me-yo!***

Ummmm, hellooooo?

Re: Ummmm, hellooooo?

Hey now... I thought there may have been more since

My B. I thot there may be more. Went to look at the old one again

I'm just glad that I'll someday be able to say "HEY! Y'all remember YeahBuddy

Probably still hasn't seen Hayes Carll either.***

Re: Probably still hasn't seen Hayes Carll either.***

I feel like maybe you might consider why you are attracting this type of woman***

It's a fair question. The last 3 have had similar tendencies.

Maybe try a different app?

I think he's in that age that matches the female age where they start to get

I would rather be a crazy cat lady than have to date ever again

I want to say that my security with my wife is because I'm a good dad,

I don't know any sane women, so I'll take your word for it.

Yep women are all crazy

I think this pretty much says it all***

LOL***

Re: I feel like maybe you might consider why you are attracting this type of woman***

Did you not read about what happened in the car before the movie??***

Won't be long now

Thanks for your organ donation***

Re: Thanks for your organ donation***

Re: Thanks for your organ donation***

Re: This has been perplexing me.

I see one of two scenarios

Re: I see one of two scenarios

How would it fit in there

Re: How would it fit in there

Re: How would it fit in there

Well then, what I did is I

We need her back story. Does she work? Where? Where from?

Re: This has been perplexing me.

dude what kind of chicks are you taking out?

There is no way to really judge this accurately without pictures...***

You come on here and complain about getting a hummer in the car? TD***

is she a stripper

yes***

Did I not tell you to run

Re: This has been perplexing me.

WifeofGreenr is the same way

Re: WifeofGreenr is the same way

Man you arent kidding.

Do you tell her the only thing that will shut you up is for her to stick her

If that wasn't implied in the initial post,

Honestly I fail to see the problem here***

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