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I’m being flirted with, need some funny responses
Jan 9, 2021, 1:04 PM
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At kids baseball practice. A mom sat next to me and struck up conversation. Within 30min she has told me multiple times: Kids dad isn’t around much Kids dad travels out of state She’s not originally from this area and hoping somebody will show her around Pretty much where she lives and her age Things she likes to do in free time What days her schedule is most free
Now I’m not interested in cheating, but this is funny.
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Heisman Winner [136026]
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Let her know your
Jan 9, 2021, 1:11 PM
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Husband isn’t around much either
See where that takes you
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Here:
Jan 9, 2021, 1:56 PM
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"Describe your boobs, using only a picture of your boobs."
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Hall of Famer [22948]
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She did take off her sweatshirt and exaggerated stretch***
Jan 9, 2021, 2:19 PM
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Hall of Famer [22948]
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Now what to do with an unprompted phone number?***
Jan 9, 2021, 2:31 PM
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All-In [36450]
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Tell her your not interested but have a friend who is.
Jan 9, 2021, 2:34 PM
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Post number in the jounge and picture
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Hall of Famer [22948]
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Her phone is bedazzled
Jan 9, 2021, 2:49 PM
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I’m sure she is vajazzled and up for some craziness.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Re: Her phone is bedazzled
Jan 9, 2021, 2:54 PM
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TOTE1
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Hall of Famer [22948]
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How do you know about that?***
Jan 9, 2021, 3:51 PM
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Is she hot?
Jan 9, 2021, 3:02 PM
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Ask her if she comes here often How good is she at handling bats and balls? Something about first base Riding the pine Tell her if she falls off the bleachers you catcher
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Hall of Famer [22948]
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Wore oversized sunglasses that looked like mirrors
Jan 9, 2021, 3:56 PM
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I think she’s above average. Small town SC 9. Normal world 7.
Doesn’t know much about baseball so was asking a bunch of questions like if it’s better to be a pitcher or catcher. Said her glove didn’t get a lot of use. Asked what size bat I use. If it’s better to have a lot of hits in a game or one big powerful at bat.
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##### is wrong with this place?
Jan 11, 2021, 1:26 PM
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where are the ####### pigs????????
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You already know what to say.
Jan 9, 2021, 3:23 PM
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"Now I’m not interested in cheating, but this is funny."
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I think it's called... menage a trois***
Jan 9, 2021, 5:51 PM
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He should ask if wife this and report back.***
Jan 9, 2021, 5:54 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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Turns out..she's into it
Jan 11, 2021, 12:41 PM
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Re: I’m being flirted with, need some funny responses
Jan 9, 2021, 6:27 PM
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Ask her who is going to take the kid for ice cream while you bend her over the couch? I bet she got that covered too. Not her first rodeo. Probably not the second either!
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Hall of Famer [22948]
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Turns out she’s friends with a bunch of military wives
Jan 9, 2021, 7:44 PM
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This explains so much for the women that go hunting when hubby is deployed.
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Depends on how far you're willing to go. Are you OK with
Jan 9, 2021, 10:30 PM
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just finding your dog in a low country boil, losing your job, and moving out of state... or would you prefer felony charges and perhaps be the subject of a Lifetime movie? Both are good options.
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dood thats fuct up.
Jan 11, 2021, 12:35 PM
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how can you talk about a dog lik that?
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It's a set up. Don't do it. Remain faithful and loyal.***
Jan 11, 2021, 12:13 PM
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You get balls deep yet?***
Jan 11, 2021, 12:22 PM
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FHRITP***
Jan 11, 2021, 12:25 PM
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Ask her if she knows the difference between
Jan 11, 2021, 12:38 PM
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ice cream and a blowie.
When she invariably says "no", ask her if she wants to go out to your car for some ice cream.
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Oculus Spirit [79260]
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Ask her if she tucks her meat flaps into her panties
Jan 11, 2021, 12:53 PM
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Cause you know they gone be some hangers.
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Doubt you gonna be able to touch the sides
Jan 11, 2021, 1:01 PM
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