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Groggy Saturday AM 'Dad Joke-isms'

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Salty55®

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Groggy Saturday AM 'Dad Joke-isms'

Mar 29, 2025, 7:53 AM

Sluggish and 'salty' start...oh, well...sun's up...I'll enjoy a beautiful day...garage clean-up!

Wife: I heard you have a new secretary.

Husband: Yes

Wife: Is she pretty?

Husband: Yes

Wife: How did she dress today?

Husband: Very quickly!

I'm at that age where my mind thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, and my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet! (I'm not! And the 12 year-old and up humor will continue!

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I'll call you later!
Don't call me later...call me Dad! (100% dad joke, for sure!)

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Re: Groggy Saturday AM 'Dad Joke-isms'

Mar 29, 2025, 8:16 AM

Why did the pool table laugh?
Its balls were tickled.

What gets longer when pulled, works best when jerks and inserts into a slot?
A seatbelt.

I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, and she said yes – about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.

Did you hear about the guy who died of a V!agra overdose?
They couldn't close his casket.

What do you call an expert fisherman?
A master baiter.

Are you a blanket?
Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.

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What is the scariest plant in the forest?

Mar 29, 2025, 8:38 AM

BamBOO

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Re: Groggy Saturday AM 'Dad Joke-isms'

Mar 29, 2025, 10:34 AM

My adult kids are always sending me “dad joke” tee shirts

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Re: Groggy Saturday AM 'Dad Joke-isms'

Mar 29, 2025, 10:38 AM

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My favorite T! I need a NaCl-y shirt!

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Interesting that the word "seven" has even in it.

Mar 29, 2025, 10:41 AM

My son’s fourth birthday was today. When he came to see me, I didn’t recognize him at first. I had never seen him be four.

I was out on a walk when I saw a sign that said, “Man wanted for robbery.” So I went in and applied for the job.

A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.