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Oculus Spirit [82117]
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Don't borrow a phone from a coot Saturday.
Nov 21, 2017, 9:31 AM
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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I must be talking to someone at the beach
Nov 21, 2017, 9:33 AM
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I can smell the low tide
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Oculus Spirit [97033]
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Was that phone set to
Nov 21, 2017, 9:34 AM
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"vibrate"?
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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POTD***
Nov 21, 2017, 9:43 AM
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All-In [26329]
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Heisman Winner [140896]
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Calling you now...***
Nov 21, 2017, 9:54 AM
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Heisman Winner [140896]
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Now you call me.***
Nov 21, 2017, 9:57 AM
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All-In [26329]
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I don't return favors..***
Nov 21, 2017, 9:59 AM
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All-In [28519]
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Heisman Winner [140896]
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Post your phone number on tnet.***
Nov 21, 2017, 10:03 AM
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Oculus Spirit [82117]
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^^^Prefers party lines^^^
Nov 21, 2017, 10:05 AM
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All-In [28519]
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110%er [5915]
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Orange Blooded [4804]
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Re: Don't borrow a phone from a coot Saturday.
Nov 21, 2017, 9:36 AM
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"Close up"?
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Orange Blooded [4027]
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I bet she has crack down there.***
Nov 21, 2017, 9:36 AM
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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Use her instead?***
Nov 21, 2017, 9:42 AM
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CU Medallion [51564]
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I think I know that chick. Back in 2009 (my second senior year)
Nov 21, 2017, 9:43 AM
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I met this chick downtown. Long story short she puked in my car, never offered to help clean it up.
Even longer story shorter (cutigerbob®), chick fails out of Clemson as a undeclared major lol ended up at USuC.
University of Second Choice. Vile human beings for sure.
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All-In [26610]
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Bet she's getting ready for postgame parking lot activities***
Nov 21, 2017, 9:48 AM
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CU Medallion [51564]
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All-In [28519]
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uh....cood we be a little gentler? that was no phone “captain nasty”
Nov 21, 2017, 9:56 AM
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All-In [26610]
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So that's what they mean by "virus proof" ... I thought they
Nov 21, 2017, 10:03 AM
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were talking about a computer virus ... New IPhones are something else.
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All-In [26360]
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Why bring your vajayjay to the game if it's gonna be on the
Nov 21, 2017, 10:04 AM
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phone the whole time.
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All-TigerNet [11201]
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Re: Don't borrow a phone from a coot Saturday.
Nov 21, 2017, 10:09 AM
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And you people wonder how your phone gets a virus..
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Varsity [202]
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Re: Don't borrow a phone from a coot Saturday.
Nov 21, 2017, 10:09 AM
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I bet she keeps it on vibrate !!
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Re: Don't borrow a phone from a coot Saturday.
Nov 21, 2017, 10:38 AM
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All-TigerNet [12505]
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If you're gonna get crabs that way
Nov 21, 2017, 10:40 AM
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might as well shag her in the lot pregame.
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110%er [5119]
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Bet everyone thay calls complains about her sounding muffled***
Nov 21, 2017, 10:44 AM
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Legend [17631]
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One in the hand,
Nov 21, 2017, 10:51 AM
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is worth 2 in the bush.
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CU Medallion [65899]
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Opposite of butt dialing?
Nov 21, 2017, 10:57 AM
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110%er [5915]
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Mom, I need a new phone.
Nov 21, 2017, 11:02 AM
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Mine got cracked.
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110%er [5915]
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Is she a magician?
Nov 21, 2017, 11:04 AM
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I've heard of pulling a rabbit out of a hat, but she's got Las Vegas potential.
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MVP [541]
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Re: Don't borrow a phone from a coot Saturday.
Nov 21, 2017, 11:12 AM
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I mean that is LITERALLY a coot(er) phone then!!! Too much?? Apologies.
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Commissioner [961]
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Re: Don't borrow a phone from a coot Saturday.
Nov 21, 2017, 11:16 AM
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Right!
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Legend [17368]
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Good use of the vibrate option.***
Nov 21, 2017, 11:19 AM
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CU Guru [1717]
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Re: Don't borrow a phone from a coot Saturday.
Nov 21, 2017, 11:55 AM
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So, that's where the term "Cat Call" came from....
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