We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- H. L. Mencken

"It is not part of a true culture to tame tigers any more than it is to make sheep ferocious."
--Henry David Thoreau