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FUNNY FRIDAY POAST
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Jun 7, 2024, 7:19 PM
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and makes his way to the nearest table. As he sat down and placed his cane on the floor the waiter walked up.
"Menu sir?" Asked the waiter.
"I am blind, just bring me some dirty forks and I will smell each one, then decide." Replied the blind man.
So, the waiter went back into the kitchen to retrieve some dirty forks. He returns to the blind man with dirty forks and after smelling some dirty forks the blind man says, "ah yes, I will have the roasted lamb, seasoned potatoes, and Spring vegetables." Unbelievable, the waiter thought.
The next day the blind man returned to the restaurant and the waiter wanted to evaluate the man's ability to choose his order by a simple smell. So, he goes into the kitchen where his wife Brenda was working. He grabbed a fork and asked his wife Brenda to rub the fork on her underarms, and she obliged. Whenever he returned to the blind man's table with the new fork, the blind man smelled the fork and replied, "interesting, I never knew Brenda worked here".
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Re: FUNNY FRIDAY POAST
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Jun 7, 2024, 7:20 PM
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Pushing the envelope. Nice!
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Re: FUNNY FRIDAY POAST
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Jun 7, 2024, 7:25 PM
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A little dirty, but clean enough to post on TNET... I THINK. If not, hopefully they just quarantine this post instead of dropping the hammer.
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Re: I had a similar post..
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Jun 7, 2024, 7:47 PM
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If the MODS are consistent this will be quarantined and deleted too.
Still, this is funny!
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Re: I had a similar post..
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Jun 7, 2024, 9:06 PM
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Well, so, I’m not thinking the one that has the punchline: “bathroom door on a tuna boat” would make it either, then, eh?
Sorry, that third bourbon made me post this….
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Re: I had a similar post..
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Jun 7, 2024, 9:09 PM
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Or the blind guy walking past the fish market saying "evening, ladies."
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Re: FUNNY FRIDAY POAST
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Jun 7, 2024, 9:08 PM
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Seems fine to me. Right on the edge. Funny too.
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Pretty good****
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Re: FUNNY FRIDAY POAST
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Jun 8, 2024, 7:50 AM
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An old Rodney Dangerfield joke, about his wife,
My wife, she's a piece of work, too. She used to say, "Don't even THINK about sex until we're married." So, we get married, and then she says, "Now, you can THINK about it all you want!"
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