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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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My in laws are coming into town tomorrow
May 30, 2013, 3:11 PM
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What's the most graphic and dramatic way to kill myself.
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CU Medallion [50635]
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something involving a small child***
May 30, 2013, 3:12 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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i've tried.***
May 30, 2013, 3:21 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75774]
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Stick a running chainsaw up your bum while licking an
May 30, 2013, 3:13 PM
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syphilis infested ######.
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Orange Blooded [3821]
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Child, please
May 30, 2013, 3:13 PM
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My crazy SIL has been living in my basement for 3 months while she goes through a divorce.
My advise is drink heavily. That's my solution.
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Oculus Spirit [75774]
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Is she hot?***
May 30, 2013, 3:16 PM
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Orange Blooded [3821]
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She's all yours.
May 30, 2013, 3:18 PM
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Yes she would be even hotter not living in my basement.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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pigs aren't loading.***
May 30, 2013, 3:21 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75774]
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If she has been in your basement, she'd probably see
May 30, 2013, 3:27 PM
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my kitchen and attic as improvements.
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Orange Blooded [2876]
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F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5***
May 30, 2013, 3:20 PM
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All-In [30196]
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Something something David Carradine
May 30, 2013, 3:16 PM
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All-In [45047]
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Drink gas and set yourself on fire!***
May 30, 2013, 3:23 PM
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Heisman Winner [135661]
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Straight first.
May 30, 2013, 3:24 PM
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Then drop an ice cube in and see if changes the flavor.
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All-In [45047]
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Also let us know the taste difference before you set
May 30, 2013, 3:27 PM
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yourself on fire. Gasoline may be a good drink at the next jungegate!
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All-In [30196]
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*Neat* is the correct term when drinking gasoline***
May 30, 2013, 3:27 PM
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Heisman Winner [135661]
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Re: *Neat* is the correct term when drinking gasoline***
May 30, 2013, 3:38 PM
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All-TigerNet [13190]
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Burn your house down
May 30, 2013, 3:40 PM
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No house, no in-laws visit.
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Hall of Famer [21874]
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Mine are building 2 streets over from us....
May 30, 2013, 4:17 PM
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5 minute GC ride, so I have no sympathy.....
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Oculus Spirit [75774]
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Do you live on a golf course?***
May 30, 2013, 4:18 PM
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Hall of Famer [21874]
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I dont but we have some people down/across the street
May 30, 2013, 4:22 PM
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that do. We have a GC path onto the course. Can be at the clubhouse in 5 from my house on the GC of course.
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Hall of Famer [21874]
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And by Golf course I mean Country Club....***
May 30, 2013, 4:23 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75774]
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I can't stand to see people tooling around in my
May 30, 2013, 4:25 PM
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neighborhood on a #### golf cart. Just because my neighborhood is close to Shadowmoss, doesn't mean people should drive those things on my streets.
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Hall of Famer [21874]
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Everybody around me does that. I only take mine to the CC
May 30, 2013, 4:26 PM
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or relatives houses. Makes life easier man. Better than driving a V8 Hemi 2 miles down the road.
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